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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
, q, N% n) I% Y% ~一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ^4 @- v+ X* H/ d, R( l
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 t0 f5 Z( M% e% w, c
他四處張望,卻四下無人。8 X' Z( f7 |1 N; J# j! f1 V
% a: i/ T2 [2 F: M3 k' x, CHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, M) W+ f$ D3 b" [. X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ! \. K& C# ~3 d
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 6 o) z+ o/ |# h8 r4 x3 ?0 D) A
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ! v2 U1 B) ?5 i- ]: L
" h) Y! |. Y" f8 ? p: \Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ [) L l K6 y
- x2 O: H! P6 FI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'- O& ]% r2 l4 G2 }7 K% {
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
+ c/ k9 b; A& t2 [. X) h老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 I) s0 h+ G* M0 `
4 x1 @* } N7 X' _8 {5 K) `- \6 UThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ) L* N& @9 ?8 a
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 \- S; \3 ^( d1 N& p, ?'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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* }/ k Z0 U2 x5 u/ m/ _他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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