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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.- p. O0 F: S5 A, T) m u
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 7 B2 s6 b. K3 Y7 i+ k* x
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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s0 O6 K! p0 k: {$ {He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
W( W0 {' M$ D. j他四處張望,卻四下無人。/ R5 e; F' W$ `8 N/ J
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * v9 S e. H; W3 |# ^$ g6 ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 6 f- C: J) x ]0 e/ o
# c, O% l, {5 Y7 _$ T( bHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. # e5 @+ y& l# Z( r: h- r# |
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 g4 R0 d0 [4 C* v/ h9 t6 P! j
' u2 P# I0 }+ cThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 W# l& e# z) G7 j8 B老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」" E4 T a" @% S* q* ]- p
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' & d+ A2 X5 B/ u4 b' v: G
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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$ X8 l/ |' V/ JPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, Z% Z j8 A6 O3 T' S7 q5 C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'8 G! W# T* c" u# ]
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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* ~4 H% \- n- A8 g1 p HThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* m, H& G* b" T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ' P$ p# d+ f8 X* b5 K/ b( L: {
8 j9 c2 A- L) |) X% g- v2 kThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
# P) s3 V( P4 \2 X青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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! c- E0 B# z$ j% CHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 4 D' P/ V' ^% M, U: L" @. u
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'4 S' s7 ` W% N" I0 o) d5 O6 L
- C, D4 ?; O1 o$ M/ V/ j他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ) u9 s. Y: L0 n
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