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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
) V0 y& |$ t* \一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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9 R$ I1 p4 L! h& U! ~5 X) Y1 g$ mHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 X Z4 O* w# w' G
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& J0 _5 x2 S& }( U8 J他四處張望,卻四下無人。% ]5 u! |; m$ g, v
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 k/ x8 x4 k2 D X6 R) ` o% c& R
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 v1 P0 W8 @7 _- n+ YHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ y5 O' } p; Q9 i4 y% t
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( c5 i5 e, G0 t8 M
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. I7 H) H' x" c: y) t C老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , C1 S0 ~; K0 l1 W+ O5 Z+ x
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ! h0 B( O9 b. T! v3 M% e
" |$ _/ A, a$ R- l4 F- d; oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
! E4 a3 l1 p/ E' M我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 j7 Z- [+ m, D( o p
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
9 S4 h3 w* B& j3 Y3 c) ~ A老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 {6 y" m* F: I7 K7 V* C+ Z青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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. V$ p: X' j$ P) z1 i V# R( JHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
. O: F1 }3 [! |'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'- w: Y8 [ ]9 F9 O# g/ E( f' _
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' ]7 Z4 K; _4 m* c8 I2 F0 O
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