> 忠誠的妻子
>
> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
> with him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
> away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
> him.'
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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