種族歧視

辛巴威總統(黑人)在雅加達亞非會議中的妙語演講：

Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
只要白色車還用黑色胎，種族歧視就仍存在！

Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
只要人們仍以黑色代表惡運，白色代表和平，種族歧視就仍存在！

Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
只要人們仍穿白色衣參加婚禮，黑色衣參加喪禮，種族歧視就仍存在 (非洲喪禮是白衣)！

Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
只要不付帳就列黑名單，而非白名單，種族歧視就仍存在！

Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.
就算是打撞球，也是以黑球進袋，而白球仍在抬面為贏，種族歧視就仍存在！

But I don't care, so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black ass, I'm fine!"
但我無所謂，只要我仍在用白色衛生紙擦我的黑屁股。