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兩個女人在天堂聊天
8 V/ w: Q2 B6 t( RTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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4 Y: ]$ c0 A9 _. A1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
2 N( z6 V$ |; r& X2 D$ V女士A:我是凍死的
! @- V ~1 O- }5 S2nd woman: How horrible!
3 N0 H' W/ o9 `& ^+ e7 e女士B:好可怕
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, L" }& k% _0 p+ u2 b" v6 T1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?% h5 U$ U3 m9 a5 E3 N
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?
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6 s, v# x- A5 f& e7 H9 B5 j2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
0 m+ A. o" }& F! V% W女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。6 ~; G5 m$ I' n: N) s, j
6 A$ C; e9 a+ Q" B# V1st woman: So, what happened?0 u2 C; p- D7 \4 ~" e
女士A:喔!那後來呢?' L9 N( V' c! X8 }% P2 K" {* m
& w$ k' p+ x* D2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.7 e5 z+ N! n# s0 L" c" ?, B1 {
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。% ?+ X) _( M/ Q( N, P l' S7 ]
' t0 x1 ?$ S1 X8 S: LI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.7 Z& @* q; }. s& P1 q$ h
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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4 l/ w7 @* i: V* j2 a: LI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
! y4 u, G9 Y9 U我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。+ w: K2 ^ b" }$ v$ s
4 l$ A, Q2 W/ I' K1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
0 J( Z, W$ J$ x$ |女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
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