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本文章最後由 aimie 於 2010-10-14 21:16 編輯
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) A$ x" K, Z) F" @8 ~這個版好ㄘㄨˋ味，我想到了篇網路文章，
4 ?/ U5 Z- D" [% I/ @很多人應該看過了，但還是很值得分享，大家看看想想笑笑(?)8 ~( T. o3 Q- l
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為何美國經濟直直落
f; ]/ e0 c3 J8 Q. FWhy America’s economy fell off the cliff1 o* K1 _% \; X. @
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8 B* `' ]2 s6 w) ~' HJohn Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(made in Japan) for 6 am.5 |8 x# u! s+ b: d
約翰早上六點被 日本製 的鬧鐘叫醒。; S' V# @" Z- G# p1 ?6 v X0 J; S
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While his coffee-pot (made in China) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(made in Hong Kong)
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He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka ), designer jeans (made in Singapore)and tennis shoes (made in Korea )
( }5 j, K0 I$ I h9 q5 b) @: ^他穿上 斯里蘭卡製 的襯衫，新加坡製的 長褲及韓國製的 運動鞋。
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7 i* y/ H/ Z7 Q3 S! TAfter cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(made in India) he sat down with his calculator(made in Mexico) to see how much he could spend today.
* w7 \' f/ C Z在他用印度製 的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他墨西哥製 的計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。2 \1 J( u; g( j' P, s2 @" ?
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After setting his watch (made in Malaysia) to the radio (made in India) he got in his car (made in Germany) filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia)and continued his search for a good paying American.
- \( c' y2 r5 i8 i' E在他從印度製 的收音機上對了馬來西亞製的 錶上的時間後，他上了德國製 的車還加滿了從沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。!
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9 W* T1 \/ T9 I. G- t4 H. z9 RAt the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer(made in Taiwan), John decided to relax for a while./ e8 F3 {/ k% P$ j7 a$ b8 a: R! d
在過了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後， 他看看他台灣製 的電腦，決定放鬆一下。6 L! B) L: o- ]: _% f. y
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He put on his sandals (made in Brazil), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France) and turned on his TV(made in Indonesia), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
* O+ |* ^6 j. [- g7 |# R8 J! ~# @ m4 ?他穿上巴西製 的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯法國生產 的紅酒然後打開印尼製 的電視，還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。
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And now he is hoping he can get help from president made in Kenya.7 I: W1 u7 X3 ?5 m8 c; C
5 Z/ S" Q$ A9 E. t) t. R4 k$ I& g現在他在希望從“肯亞製 的美國總統”那邊能得到幫助。 |
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