賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家

慧秀

賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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# g1 z! E) c' s& [; F這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。

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3 T. N( }' k3 H- \3 o# F. ]$ qBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

+ C7 K& V+ x: s/ x% {: Y$ e6 n原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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3 I3 u9 T' K0 Q( Y. I) \8 ]*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
three-dimensional traffic bridge;

*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!
3 Z$ x' |/ |7 F( k4 O! ^# n/ pOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

2 x: q* d( C8 P' M3 x*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found
" S* Q; X6 X, ~+ o/ u/ e1 R! qthat the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
2 w: m& S; A2 z4 ]7 W; _One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

) P, s, N/ u. v& E0 w% X& s8 q" f6 Z*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
3 @0 _0 k4 b: w- a- |9 Pof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
* s% `+ d( o1 k" H2 j2 Weven after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
) h$ b1 i0 R/ S7 w1 M) Xthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);

*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
7 ~! u; l: L- `- ~  S2 c8 f* ?One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
4 \+ G7 ^1 s) Pthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
2 ]; y9 U! a: I8 D: Y8 v, ~* |* wlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

- `: W9 U! d1 I6 K*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
but she was cheated into prostitution!

最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
4 T$ K, v0 l3 v0 E& Q$ I, T- dFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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阿慌

暴笑極了 , 正確寫實

mattchiu

不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

Fanny媽

哇~~真是太好笑了!!
不過~~也真的是如此
8 `. U$ t* T' l" K中國也真的是惹不起啊!

喵喵

哈哈哈哈哈

詹姆士.張

慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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smi45

霸川

哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶

大黃蜂

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慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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  m* h" z* O3 K4 O( {好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死

愛茉莉