賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家

慧秀

賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家


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) o4 b; m( @0 [' i這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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8 P7 j2 v9 B) G- w- g: n; y3 B賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
# Y6 [' H+ C! {0 E2 {The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
on the Chinese with the following results:

- ~9 }; D& L( F" T0 b" R* f- q*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
5 l, b+ o1 V  j- Sthree-dimensional traffic bridge;

*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
" q$ Z1 j& ?& A  jsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
: m4 ~! p" g8 F& V, p; L6 EOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found
2 t1 Y' b& f4 m2 h4 jthat the bomb remote control was stolen;
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: {  P; J- o# K4 [! E. |*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
/ N7 g) G/ F0 c  R0 [2 fTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

) D0 W( e) B$ l7 ~5 }: J* ]*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
- A  i2 T- s, `  ieven after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);
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" G6 J" t  b  T7 A. ~2 c6 h: f*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
, @" ^$ _2 `; W$ \the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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* @  m5 {* M4 T; P*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
* \0 l1 Y- K' b: q% tLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
0 V; T! H. a1 R. D% [but she was cheated into prostitution!

0 h! ?: d2 ^) [0 s4 i# x( B最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
% |- _) ^% U+ rFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the

大黃蜂

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mattchiu 發表於 2011-5-26 19:32
$ n+ \1 U7 J6 a4 e( X不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

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) ^$ D( i: R+ W7 Z) O前蘇聯如果沒有瓦解將會是能與美國抗衡的強國,非常可惜

愛茉莉

大黃蜂

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慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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, J/ T0 t" w- A+ f" d9 L9 m好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死

霸川

哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶

smi45

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詹姆士.張

慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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; m% U6 n/ ~! S真ㄉ粉好笑耶 !   

喵喵

哈哈哈哈哈

Fanny媽

哇~~真是太好笑了!!
9 s& W0 J9 @! w不過~~也真的是如此
; k$ Z( K% U+ L- E中國也真的是惹不起啊!

mattchiu

不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~