賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家

慧秀

賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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" |, |8 l7 }3 E* ^, a6 Y這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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! A0 L8 @+ ?( n4 p9 {+ K+ u賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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8 F2 n; u: N% [2 C  oBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

1 E5 ?- X# q6 [+ M4 [6 `& H原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
on the Chinese with the following results:

) [  z3 L& ~; t; e+ \. {*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
8 a3 u8 A- S3 H3 Athree-dimensional traffic bridge;
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9 b1 P, T7 p& T( w*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!
7 M$ J0 z  r; g2 i# g2 R1 g5 qOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
+ V2 g& c+ ?7 S  f& a9 `; T6 f+ W* xsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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) Q) M+ |" y8 N3 X6 w7 Z) Y1 N*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
- m1 T4 w( B7 A# dbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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* k3 `5 B4 B7 d* M5 g  v*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
8 o3 |; n# ^: C2 @the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);

*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
(containing the bomb) from him;
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+ A0 P% s) p+ n. V0 q*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
+ Z3 c( C7 ]& d2 G3 Ulater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
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/ H0 [. u* s8 s: {; x% k7 `最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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大黃蜂

mattchiu 發表於 2011-5-26 19:32
5 e# ~. v, K3 `7 F' O( Q不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

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; b; ^; ]2 Z$ @# x6 K' k, A, ?3 ~* v前蘇聯如果沒有瓦解將會是能與美國抗衡的強國,非常可惜

愛茉莉

大黃蜂

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慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家

" d$ s! ]6 J' w% k1 c* d好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死

霸川

哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶

smi45

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詹姆士.張

慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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真ㄉ粉好笑耶 !   

喵喵

哈哈哈哈哈

Fanny媽

哇~~真是太好笑了!!
不過~~也真的是如此
中國也真的是惹不起啊!

mattchiu

不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~