標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 : J' z% c4 h& Z7 O1 H+ a 7 C: C9 m" n. u6 K老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， * f' V! g. u, r' |- t# Q但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，- m) o! |/ d4 E, @/ q: T& K
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，2 t5 a1 Z0 ]1 @& N1 W7 K3 X
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ; r% q- D: w, ^+ r* V* y
OH！MY GOD ！$ A: G8 A: H9 w7 y' s; s
很有一套喔！ ) F, ]5 J; O( w4 O) C3 E; N E$ W/ i1 ~) L6 P. z) ]
Dear wang litte sister: 2 a9 y9 M0 r+ C
From see you one eye, I shit love you. " Q, t/ T, a3 @ |, c4 WYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. ! ~+ @1 {6 g2 B. JYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. + P/ G( Z8 c9 ~$ _! TMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. - y5 F' S5 k0 `! G& N S: Z1 l! R
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. % I S6 Y* L) p6 B( ]; g/ z/ A# m0 }I think l should introduce myself to you. * w/ T, C" n: M6 vI call Li big great. Toyear 257 r& {% `: o( q3 [! d
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. , ?. E% v9 h$ i) V% B! xI am a good man, in a big company work. ! j; j1 p% x f* |: P& bI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 8 l9 F) r4 M$ t7 Z2 c0 ^1 }Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,$ [$ g5 q$ U" ^# n& G' v+ ^
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; . y- c4 {% N3 z5 x3 g" o Like Your people % I" t3 o, E+ B% L W! c
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先翻翻看再看答案吧 3 F- C5 I8 {- P$ O" P! d; ~; k. r' @. N* O- p
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Dear wang litte sister: E4 g) k* z- x! U
親愛的王小姐 8 W a4 R* e" N7 `8 _. LFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. 1 k! S( p+ o( i' m9 k/ e1 t" Y: g自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 7 i8 o3 I) x0 ^' Y. M) G7 OYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 4 a& v0 g( t* V1 D9 J) Q3 GYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. $ l+ k* a3 u2 }0 M
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 8 j) I! |" k0 p0 n
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.2 q7 {% w2 q( n3 F2 K
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. % V0 M5 t8 `: S! j0 `3 e% C也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 - \, `! `$ T+ @) ^2 y
I think l should introduce myself to you. 5 p, K: Z' t1 H$ b: w" E3 V
我想應該介紹一下自己。 ' n3 t2 k$ [& z* r6 z5 j* Z
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 0 T1 e8 u" O& H8 ]我叫李大偉 ,今年25: ?5 I1 d. ]- L% l/ D9 F A! x
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) * F0 q _: _& `0 L" a t! gMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 6 ^+ q5 e# i& Y: V& Z4 D; [我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 8 {3 Y( [( u% E* d8 II am a good man, in a big company work. 6 C3 G) S% {2 ~- _: C- {我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 7 P* N3 a9 n( { B# @5 S2 fI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. / b+ D6 }* q/ ^* s+ M' ~我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 2 O% E6 S: w- _: }5 ]8 k
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, / B3 X$ Y3 m9 E4 R/ K5 Hand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 2 I8 V( @* i" C( K2 y# P請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 # D7 `" [3 F' }3 w$ X
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 - p. d6 M3 ?5 n至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) 3 C* ]8 S0 r7 q2 m! R3 P7 ?: ?, F5 F" z9 j$ p0 v( p# b
Like Your people % j1 X. S6 X) y4 a. r7 t喜歡妳的人6 w$ D1 f ]8 g# \" U
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… + r' S+ C" W5 i* f; ?' p3 z3 H; F& {; S! O0 Q 作者: 大頭 時間: 2011-4-26 08:37
好好笑喔- W) Z5 {6 O% \' d; d, I! T J
你阿爸很厲害喔!作者: 老大 時間: 2011-4-27 16:13 作者: 小小芳 時間: 2011-4-27 17:04
真的很妙作者: 雨果 時間: 2011-4-27 21:22 好可怕的英文作者: FANNY!FANNY! 時間: 2011-4-28 09:49 作者: Vic 時間: 2011-4-28 09:57
真是妙阿
好可怕的英文