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Dear GEORGE: * @& L. Z8 t9 M3 F: }8 ?
Your secretary is very sexy...
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親愛的喬治:
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Dear BILL:
# t/ ?0 M1 v2 a7 F' aThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
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謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。4 A% v. {8 W) u1 a0 h: d% A
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Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
4 x. o" w4 Z0 f/ M0 l第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。- ~7 t. S# Y# ~1 U
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