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別笑太大聲!!!
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. ^% e J5 f+ Q6 {1 r/ V8 DDear GEORGE:
3 Y; C$ m3 m) P$ w, A: ^! a( o0 eYour secretary is very sexy...
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親愛的喬治: `+ V _, N! K: \& n
你的秘書非常性感……
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1 @% C* A) [8 W1 [Dear BILL:
; D( l& y: a5 R6 G/ QThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
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謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。" a Q, _0 [4 E3 o e$ K9 R
4 K9 [+ r! N/ G4 N: ?( RNext day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! ) c( s( y3 `2 C1 d9 t
第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。4 u" ~7 `- w! l# A6 m2 n# M, K2 s
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