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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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" {, v7 K0 h6 s, ]" o這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。1 p( u8 E! t% d; m
V: Q# Z6 `" m賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! s) ?5 t. q3 k7 y3 b
0 t, P: T; \8 p2 G+ G原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：4 H8 Y+ T5 C3 S' `7 n9 j8 |1 u
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks: I2 h* p6 @3 q( {6 N. v; D" ^$ q
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
+ k4 C( x, S' }, [" n' uOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
! q, @6 _7 H9 }6 R* W; P+ s0 lmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the' X1 \) i0 v! d: h w( R2 F
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!7 _) r! _6 H5 U! p$ f
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a2 F. P" Y6 U: P
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;
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/ f% g8 D: ~9 @5 v0 d" W*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
# x ~, H+ S% h1 R* a$ gOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found& q; D1 \* w$ O# A, M# _9 `
that the bomb remote control was stolen;4 ~6 Z' e- A F- X0 b1 k" f
2 g4 z+ @ }4 s# O( w" p+ }*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；5 K2 Z$ u* ^5 m# j6 M @
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
. W) [- V9 g, U% X1 {but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
! k9 L% y! C. y: u- I" L# nOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds: v' C1 G$ X" p# n- ~* ]2 {
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
' \4 c9 W; ^' o7 ?even after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
; |9 j i+ ~4 \/ E* m/ dthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
! i4 z" S8 y, J% g9 @One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
- [' d( |5 z" B9 M! M! n0 Bthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was0 x; q% O! l8 W
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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2 t: J6 @5 _5 X1 ]) E*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
; x- ]1 G, f% P i% m9 Z7 T: WLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
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9 P' @" n5 h1 s7 H! p1 n最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！5 I/ N7 \* j; J8 ]/ U+ I; ?
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the# o: Z6 o8 b. B' w! J
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