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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
/ I3 K' s6 o" r0 W( cThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks" B$ s+ ~. J' j7 o9 |2 f) G9 h
on the Chinese with the following results:% M, S" |$ I; n: T) s. M
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*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；) C* {1 [! A, e! {
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
" p; y- b* Q6 g* S2 M3 f5 lmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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1 q0 A% P/ q2 p2 y- n*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!3 W4 X1 |. D+ f9 o
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
& y2 ^. k6 O' A! }3 osuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；, A9 d' N5 `+ L# g! q. P B
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found& @) B& P7 {6 K B7 S
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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6 U2 U0 G' V/ ]1 g5 {*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；8 P) `+ D: A& r0 B; A/ i4 z8 Z
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,2 v2 c; e9 u4 G4 D
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East$ g' x) O1 ?& n
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；( u3 V6 ]; n0 N# Z, n4 v; G
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds, F1 W8 e1 K; _7 @; b- u* e
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);8 j. s, ^. m9 y. E
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag$ R& A! X# n/ ]4 e) y3 X
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was1 Q! b; j2 p, u
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);& D& ~& a5 a, \" b% t. F0 J# _
. Y: I* w: p6 L; M1 \*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！+ _2 G4 u$ [* h( I7 J; q
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,& a. R& x$ h2 A* e9 @9 X: u% o4 W
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！+ n$ N4 A" O" F' Y
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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