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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家' A& _; \" {+ |8 e+ H% s! J
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這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！- S+ E# o2 N/ w, ?( ^
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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with' |9 N6 ]7 ^. p/ x3 J
$ E! x) K$ Q# T# {* L原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
# i; \ M! B4 P/ i: V0 I! jThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
! Z3 O" u: _$ \/ u# \One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
( D9 L! J. Y9 k/ ~4 Umain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the8 p; o5 E- t1 E; W: s- S
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!
1 \/ |" a; C' |' HOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a: }- a$ P+ I. ^4 K: d5 R# p
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;( {2 o8 A+ F3 I7 W2 X
3 M) U$ N) ` |' Z, L5 j*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；; T1 o6 B$ S5 s' ~: j
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found+ h% H X! \$ T* C( I
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；- [6 ^$ Z3 m0 O8 R
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
7 l- g, j; k/ E- M% q, UOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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( G4 O: c# d6 D eeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of0 G: I6 ]* f, R+ y
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);! c! `/ \( F2 F1 b
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
8 a; G, e5 p0 c eOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
; p& t; Z E4 H! B3 q8 Kthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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. d; s! } O0 w4 v*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was( a+ F& f' R0 w a8 g4 h& M
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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6 I4 k/ ?' b! y* [*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！. a* ]( Y. l0 o3 X
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
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最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！) [: s, u; \6 i. l
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the; u% l& {7 A! V6 S6 ^, K- r g
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