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兩個女人在天堂聊天 Q0 r7 [+ w' Y' D
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.5 e6 b A. u: ?" V+ \) H' \
女士A：我是凍死的
; H2 R% I" `6 L- d1 O# i# w2nd woman: How horrible!
' R) Z- c2 M) h3 x女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?# _ Y& a. ]* z% x
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？4 ~! `2 u9 u* j; \
2 x7 W7 b& X9 W! Q1 u4 J2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV." O% ]$ s. j/ z
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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2 E v% o' k! u, x1st woman: So, what happened?4 m% f+ w, Y) P: y9 L% c. T# x
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
P9 u% T4 i5 W1 E3 d* v" X女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。$ J6 J, Z' |3 K4 D V: s# O6 |
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
; w, k1 N6 ?$ T3 n1 V! I; N; ^我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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2 G& c5 c5 A+ ]I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.: C6 S. C4 S& b
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
+ [7 D% o2 N! n女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。; u3 r- L6 J- ?$ g& }- m
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