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兩個女人在天堂聊天 - [" U* v" Y- }/ {9 Q6 M7 ]' v
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 3 r9 _- k- S4 N p. X
1 O4 M& X2 R& i1st woman: I'm frozen to death.% v: ~% Y2 m8 n2 S0 X! M
女士A:我是凍死的
0 `9 o3 O8 [ K* |/ d+ L7 _% K6 D* P2nd woman: How horrible!+ E- e4 W. L7 T k' O ?) x
女士B:好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
2 Y# ^9 |, ~7 K8 R: {) B6 B女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?; B2 p9 u( a1 J( A$ H- {
: a- o# j# c. h( k* d7 w6 h& _2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.& E, I( w- G f
女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。( F/ V7 @: }2 D' J# ]
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1st woman: So, what happened?& }! I4 {; B4 j4 u5 Z9 u
女士A:喔!那後來呢?3 Y- ^/ j8 a9 I# Z/ N$ e
; Y6 \* E+ |0 p: j2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.( x* S0 o) S- h$ U M2 Y
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。" e7 b! b5 h9 {0 L
3 O( p& W7 y7 v/ z. R' s6 d0 D% VI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.8 P1 x' w' U6 Q. h. i/ g8 \
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.7 B, S6 j- ~( B$ w4 ~% b6 b
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
7 e# ~* M: Q1 p2 Q* f& B/ f女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
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