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兩個女人在天堂聊天
. j7 {* T! U' A; F5 [Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.- E- B& j( S+ n W8 Z! T
女士A:我是凍死的" ?+ Y8 j: ~2 r+ D E
2nd woman: How horrible!
$ H* J9 t2 l) F女士B:好可怕5 h! M' G# x* ]
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
9 ?# F8 w6 a* p0 I9 B( V女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.* \5 T$ M1 Q4 m, f
女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
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2 ?$ m' l. @) E! a& ^& P1st woman: So, what happened?: }) \' X" R8 q0 D6 h
女士A:喔!那後來呢?
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.! n! ^2 q+ i" F" F9 B) b
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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% j# ]: b( |- u" L4 GI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
- g5 {& _2 i% v我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1 a, J0 [& a( |% m% t' O! b6 K我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。
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* N3 [, {! r( H$ S1 L1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
+ j7 v. i; h7 u$ G女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。3 g; _* w& y- U6 n+ E
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