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兩個女人在天堂聊天 - R' g7 ?! `0 q% R
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven / @* l* g4 Z7 T- i' M
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.3 f* \: F* O7 L5 S* L
女士A：我是凍死的1 h+ [4 \8 A) ^& n9 T* P7 o
2nd woman: How horrible!
4 B: c3 e$ S8 B4 b2 g, L5 ^; u女士B：好可怕: o" v: F$ z/ F
* Y) k u9 J/ O" A2 `% O, A1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
7 D* l" j' J! r' n) k: G5 a E9 v女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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& e& \1 _0 k: y) d) m5 @6 L7 T2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.9 Z, [6 k# M J( O4 F$ G* b! d) l
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。7 E7 _0 {+ D/ U/ t* c
2 O4 q5 l. s; i* \6 C9 \/ C/ b1st woman: So, what happened?. e; @, d9 V; K
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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1 h4 l: t- y! Z9 t f" R7 k8 L4 r U2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.0 ?; o/ b& H; o
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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+ l. E- n1 @# P/ }I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.' m G! c" Z: D# o# D
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.% M* ?/ k9 x% p4 V* s S
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
5 R1 c* W: s' G) _女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。0 H& n l) H- M; S3 Y2 K
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