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兩個女人在天堂聊天
5 p3 Y' {; J/ `: S& g# g/ \$ qTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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F. v- q! ?" J# Y) _- p" M1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
, w2 z9 W7 p5 ~: M6 e女士A：我是凍死的
! m! t; V$ g# d$ _2 c0 f2 n/ v2nd woman: How horrible!! e: J8 ? H- j
女士B：好可怕% f0 B% H+ q; X7 [& f
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
& l3 A/ [6 t4 s女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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) i( b! j5 T5 [$ I w% t9 f2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.: R0 H( L8 Q2 z* x5 O
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。% P( k. d! Y% G' b* [4 }
! b( q6 M1 z8 S0 |9 _5 P% |' m1st woman: So, what happened?* U2 h) ], e ]4 P/ Q# \5 |$ R
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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3 z U) _0 h0 I& x; x: B2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.' _: n3 b9 G+ j% A) j# {
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。& f+ N+ K4 x: {8 ?& U0 f
! q* v6 T' {* |) Z+ HI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
8 c2 x. M8 y0 d2 q- P我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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! U$ t; g/ ^, X3 J; CI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
7 d; q+ G" n! r/ ? l我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。" [8 L) R" Z: \/ \# |
4 ]+ ~4 p' k& |8 q( }: s0 n1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.+ l6 f& J7 p- |
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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