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兩個女人在天堂聊天
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) Z9 }2 `0 U' C) I$ k9 v/ n1st woman: I'm frozen to death.) {, E1 _. S$ Q5 }% S+ w7 I' |
女士A:我是凍死的, f: |6 k7 O2 b7 v! D" H
2nd woman: How horrible!
, @ ~; W; t" i. v: \) V. K女士B:好可怕' ^' w7 L% n9 ^' J$ O
/ U d+ E% v% B* R( L, L7 |1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?* {- Q* W0 b, @& K) c; L" }5 _, o
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?
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2 u! n+ ? B! K# C2 I2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
5 t5 j! J% K6 r/ b$ ]" g r, [女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
$ ^: [/ O& ]; }* g女士A:喔!那後來呢?
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5 k# w! U% t/ F+ ]( G! v6 [( }3 V2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.8 }& n9 E$ `" T6 |1 c
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。( Y0 S" U. N% F- i7 y- |; e
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.1 |/ q' Z, z! P9 m
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。. T" q! @3 [2 i
% b4 g ~# x9 R6 PI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1 k* a% D5 D+ X6 ^. t3 G
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。
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{" ~8 R) i, @( A1 H/ r1 {1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
+ s+ n" Q F4 N+ v1 l5 e5 d5 k& x女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
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