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兩個女人在天堂聊天
: \1 ^; i: v8 tTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
, N+ C( y3 B* W3 p ]# G+ U x女士A：我是凍死的
' a" y. ` W& Z- B0 _/ |, C: A! T% h2nd woman: How horrible!
& f8 F; W& d% {& h女士B：好可怕- Z, U3 a3 L* J7 b
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?; P* g) o$ I' I" w$ `) S
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？, v5 p" G- l5 ~0 T
- v( @( h; ~$ g5 W2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
( N: ~+ T0 g* E: {: o* n) h; {女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。; u3 @1 n: b; e3 ^
* k% u4 N) q: O7 f5 C" j) b& D1st woman: So, what happened?
# L s- a- v. a8 T9 _4 F0 u" k女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2 J! {( l: [3 N/ r9 B9 i& Q2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
- g# m* ]6 R9 L$ m3 B女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。8 z% Y1 l# @5 R! ]
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
# }7 n3 H. o5 M. v4 K我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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9 C( @$ {) K5 G% H" pI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
* l2 u6 T m. ]我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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! T6 @' Q0 V* W; \/ u1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
2 R/ [/ }7 J7 I& r! u女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。5 l! m1 g% b- c$ S- {/ q/ a9 L% d/ d
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