標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ [列印本頁] 作者: BAN-JO 時間: 2010-11-3 10:15 標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish./ ?" [5 v( \; [! S! } r2 m
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 7 S; [" Q, c2 c* q/ Q8 a 2 `2 M' J1 m9 E1 s% [, M+ c5 xHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'& G1 i6 B: b4 ?8 W( c' w
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!; ?4 O, o1 u2 L: b
$ P! j6 b& H+ d1 _ `% iHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.! j4 l2 L! f8 `: w# }+ q# q; A
他四處張望,卻四下無人。 3 ^, O- P2 Y. k, ]: f4 b3 X8 u0 j$ Y w
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'! Q; i+ R# |) e" b5 }
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 8 X$ G+ P$ z) p# W- n- u) z 1 b; |& b/ J$ BHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. M4 x7 o8 ], M& p9 \, @' F' c他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。# c& V1 Q' k, n2 c4 c5 f1 A. t' x1 K
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & L9 j1 I4 Q/ Z- b# B4 b老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」$ W. H% Z" e8 p
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'7 U3 _: V$ T9 l# G. `" E* M4 Z
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 " ?1 d4 s3 w' S2 L5 l4 A: j : p$ |( u- w& ?$ h% r- t+ s+ W
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: O+ X& e, d5 s3 C" b
; N3 O' s2 t4 N$ MI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' % D/ u& k6 ~* R1 V4 q+ Y2 l我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。- K2 ^% [# z0 a
; r, I' L; q6 ~' Z% ~The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. , D+ G9 Y. S; J7 S老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # [$ l& Y; F+ F7 J 1 g9 k- X$ J8 ^( eThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' * L J2 e% f4 l v( R9 L青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」' o* O3 C8 W! |8 G0 y
`+ N( t- d: ^# v, e, nHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,5 d. D( N. V0 u/ y' J0 J7 E' |4 S
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'" S$ G! ?' ^. R9 \: @
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ) Z, D( y) z$ T) n$ s0 w6 e $ B. D. @' q& y6 x( d# d人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。作者: KaoAndy 時間: 2010-11-3 10:29
少了衝動,多了穩重。深思遠慮作者: 大頭 時間: 2010-11-3 12:19
嗯 他果然有智慧 9 e* [3 E- m' a誰知親下去之後 會不會變一個巫婆出來/ D' n5 `- d0 Y/ N! K' g 作者: Audrey 時間: 2010-11-3 12:35
我很快也會有一樣境界作者: calcandy168898 時間: 2010-11-3 13:02
這境界太難了....台灣有一句話...不管男人幾歲都會取20多歲的女人....男人不管幾歲都還是桃不過美色的....作者: 軒爸 時間: 2010-11-3 13:06
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真有意思 ; o5 L2 P3 e+ V. T8 G0 o我也不會親+ l! m3 F! z: P# e3 {0 G; Y8 p
因為誰會去親青蛙作者: FUJI16800 時間: 2010-11-3 13:48
84歲 思維 想法 應該 都已經昇華 ㄌ作者: 晶晶 時間: 2010-11-3 20:27
《人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧》7 ~! i3 R: c: C& l
我希望我也能有這樣的境界作者: KaoAndy 時間: 2010-11-3 20:49