標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ [列印本頁] 作者: BAN-JO 時間: 2010-11-3 10:15 標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 1 w) A& [8 d( J一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 ! N& K2 l! E( ?6 ` z0 Z 8 h' v; F7 t+ JHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'+ X5 O- g7 a& F1 r
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!, e# {) r1 ^& t( M* T
& d8 S/ ~4 t! e" kHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 H4 F8 _% x4 q+ z8 b) j3 f他四處張望,卻四下無人。 5 t- h4 y# r7 s) j8 P: A - x) J9 U7 B( A) L! f! d tHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'# g3 f9 a2 o. v& r" i6 e
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 . U. ?) U# a: s# v
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 d6 M6 w* r& i8 T$ Q他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 4 ~) D N8 z! \; L) n- ^, \3 r$ F$ H* H$ p
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 0 k8 @( J" M' C+ u9 x$ Q& r老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 . |1 Y, p( t0 m; C1 L# R _# Z1 y$ \! V
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'( _( f0 a" T O# m; \; e" {
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」: u3 d# j0 \' J, m
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ l3 z& f* U, ?
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!', ]; I$ D! o, v- H. c6 l
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 . E8 P) u1 y! ?1 p$ ~1 I# u 5 x% u2 W! v" F" k6 o) |The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. 7 g7 C" M: m, R老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。, @: I: }- s1 C4 G, s/ B
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'/ e, o: g2 Z" K9 S: o
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 P6 C6 t, q7 `/ t' C1 I( z M- p5 }4 T# O9 T
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,7 a% x, ] u* v9 M) f
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' 7 x8 ^$ K( G+ g- z8 L& k2 F / t) c9 r% H# X9 S( y2 S, W
他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」( e |9 j' N; k. u