標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ [列印本頁] 作者: BAN-JO 時間: 2010-11-3 10:15 標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& u! g% h* g; ?
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. o' z+ b# q! M9 c. y5 [; T, a
$ }$ F8 w8 }0 o. wHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'- u1 ~% A/ X) ?) F* W: a
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!) t+ T& D- m0 E/ t9 P, W# [* d# Q
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.4 O- q$ k% ?. e1 B
他四處張望,卻四下無人。 t' F9 U3 C) `$ o
# _. C/ w; h/ ^He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'/ Q' y2 ^& G( d: s
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 9 F$ Y; i* }! D0 [1 x Z
8 ~ i# Z, q! K, _3 y9 a4 [He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ O0 [9 X2 X& d3 v% x他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 E; I* ~1 R/ n/ o y# Z
) [$ Q! F! d8 I6 N5 P4 l% ^The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'& D2 C3 p! `) N t4 u$ l& W
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 % _6 _" m2 f @; F- a& m3 C& k& ?; k0 _% A4 o$ o6 n8 x: L/ a
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'; a- O6 I3 K% q2 W. \
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ( Q4 L$ ] d1 f6 i 2 J& O9 ~/ I( r
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 T9 F1 r0 J, C( x4 Y
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" q- l! a8 u2 G1 B5 I5 R3 t! _
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' f$ K' p2 |' E3 @1 \/ T( a + d$ R" i9 k/ `2 o2 xThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.2 O( w9 [+ S! }/ [& K
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 I5 r9 `4 F/ l7 u, _! y6 m7 E, d 8 i, R0 w% E4 |7 ^The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 8 h" M/ Z/ `& F/ r青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」2 I5 _- {0 K+ ]/ ^% k
: L. @: T6 u7 k2 rHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 C6 F) r- J7 c8 Q- G2 ~'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') c8 y, @. E) l- `