標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ [列印本頁] 作者: BAN-JO 時間: 2010-11-3 10:15 標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. . ^) ], Q8 F' q+ E3 o- {) m* V4 l一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 & ^. w2 R: J* `2 z0 V 3 U( H+ I9 [: S2 J/ f% K9 c( {He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 3 S8 M c- S" V$ P9 }8 e9 J一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!$ x, K. c" z% _4 p& f6 w- j
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.+ I) O. l3 {& d3 i) U+ j+ g2 Z% g
他四處張望,卻四下無人。 ' e0 f$ c0 P* C- d& J. U2 B- a5 [) Q C2 W- O. P) m8 S( |, B
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'1 D% v/ N% B% N5 X% J6 F/ w' g
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 : r1 H' U- z5 X( t" m. o: P. s6 H$ n2 o* t4 x" W3 j, `; b* K
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % R1 ~$ w; e& t他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 P; L' c( f0 K4 @ C( ~/ j# ]) j' Z Z6 H6 r
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ) z o+ C8 Y/ V( E! y1 i. J老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 3 q; m+ [2 E! u' m5 E8 V" q + s6 k' L+ `7 j6 @0 e3 i8 s5 ?. uThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'% W, h# v: A: H( _6 w. V
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」- ~) p: K" e: t
0 r: c: Z. `* S& ? X- gPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 |2 c- D9 {; ?# N0 n& \. T: o
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' . \! K1 O' j( g) \4 b, E我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ( ]; D2 A9 @# S# X9 r+ y 7 G3 a Q! \8 S' J6 zThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." _9 Y- O- U: O6 w0 t8 v# B
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。( e$ ]8 S# F3 o
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'4 r" c2 @4 V. C3 {
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 8 c- V% G, P! e$ ~" d e ! {7 @8 R& k7 c; ~8 aHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,2 W7 S: D% W! M' i
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' + V* h2 u: U6 o7 M! ] 0 e u; v! v* b: s P' Q6 h! p1 h他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」& `8 I. ^; \1 i" v( `% l8 m