標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ [列印本頁] 作者: BAN-JO 時間: 2010-11-3 10:15 標題: 伴隨著年齡的智慧^^ A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. ! v7 j7 I9 O! n: R8 N" s% k一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。/ `5 ]% |+ ?8 i3 r
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' w, E- J' B4 O7 q, \1 S% E) u+ y
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!- Y t. A" J. _# |
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.; `* B+ [3 ]* |- {; z5 f9 O
他四處張望,卻四下無人。+ `8 i* n9 L# z. e! S( X" d: r
! U0 m7 I4 Z8 E$ n+ ^He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'' D' R7 I+ B; {! K: r% d
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 5 a9 R5 \7 h7 N0 C3 J
0 h3 T& C3 h/ J' _He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. , X; w8 r( i3 k他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 , s. Y6 c2 H( {+ G+ U* ?+ }" B) [" [3 }
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'- d1 h/ s" A) K& z( X
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」( z8 Y6 i x' H: a) M+ f
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.': Q; N4 T F0 h+ K
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」: C+ a* D: R/ }0 J
- P3 K T4 K' ?. L ?, `Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 9 d n& M$ G1 n4 w! Y5 b. l3 @2 W 2 M/ G+ C r- p, G* j' b/ BI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' % K _1 m" s7 E% O/ Y# b7 b; @我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , K6 v; |: l% l8 C5 z9 B$ D* P4 H" V; J9 k2 U4 X
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! J" o" t. L3 X* H3 a6 y! s
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。7 W8 L X! o! n/ q4 D9 H
e& N( R. U* P5 f5 lThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 b' K4 A# j! @青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 8 w0 s5 ~2 z* E# j' s( K: x1 {) Y6 T- x5 K' R8 d2 V" x
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,' _3 h% n7 h( }0 j
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' 4 C0 I- m$ n2 n7 Z 6 }8 S$ m" I. I @% c& ?
他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」, P6 i0 z! a& N3 v! L6 e
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人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。作者: KaoAndy 時間: 2010-11-3 10:29
少了衝動,多了穩重。深思遠慮作者: 大頭 時間: 2010-11-3 12:19
嗯 他果然有智慧: [* |6 M8 j/ O( b7 J. P
誰知親下去之後 會不會變一個巫婆出來$ a8 L3 S Y; G* m% ~ U8 k 作者: Audrey 時間: 2010-11-3 12:35 我很快也會有一樣境界作者: calcandy168898 時間: 2010-11-3 13:02
這境界太難了....台灣有一句話...不管男人幾歲都會取20多歲的女人....男人不管幾歲都還是桃不過美色的....作者: 軒爸 時間: 2010-11-3 13:06
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真有意思 $ g* ~ ^1 a }+ M9 a) [我也不會親 9 b& C: n6 `1 b' x+ G4 ]因為誰會去親青蛙作者: FUJI16800 時間: 2010-11-3 13:48
84歲 思維 想法 應該 都已經昇華 ㄌ作者: 晶晶 時間: 2010-11-3 20:27
《人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧》8 }, r5 v0 d& j7 M7 ~
我希望我也能有這樣的境界作者: KaoAndy 時間: 2010-11-3 20:49