標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven [列印本頁] 作者: lingoma 時間: 2013-1-4 03:04 標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 1 o* O3 u' Y2 e1 T
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.8 Q) ]5 u" F S$ i3 e/ P
女士A：我是凍死的; L9 C4 u) H% \5 e3 W' d: F- d4 u
2nd woman: How horrible!4 T% Q; [6 ^; m+ `
女士B：好可怕 " a: b8 c0 J O0 T 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?0 N; V' f& ~. o7 f
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？ 0 P9 ^8 E! B- p% [. M 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. ) t. S+ o' Q" G6 H ]6 i8 B7 S 女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。 ' Y3 f2 }$ I+ e6 [, M 1st woman: So, what happened?# H' [6 Z5 k* E& b1 m
女士A：喔！那後來呢？ . j% g- U0 b" P% t3 P4 D X 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking./ j! G8 b/ K1 y
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。3 z0 S$ o, R: ]' t9 a W5 r9 k
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. ; D) } T0 {0 P+ V T7 S 我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。1 p( {6 p ~) y; m
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.8 E3 K5 Q, f& p% @; Y* S- P
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。( y9 A1 }+ Q8 T- k' Y: K1 n5 {
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive. # ~6 d$ O2 V' q0 R7 C 女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。4 }. I, Y" o" Y2 f
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