標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven [列印本頁] 作者: lingoma 時間: 2013-1-4 03:04 標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
; q+ V M8 h- i4 D; c5 t! A 1st woman: I'm frozen to death. 2 @! L# S1 R: O0 @% v$ w 女士A：我是凍死的 & S( |3 @6 o( W' u" _2 ] 2nd woman: How horrible!6 n" a! A1 f s0 a
女士B：好可怕- Z s; H" G, S- T; D' r& p
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you? 8 v# J6 C; n% p, ] 女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？ 6 r- N Q1 ~0 q# G% @" d 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.( m% P& a$ ?) O8 V6 q) E+ d& T W
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。 2 ~, i! [, O9 Q6 s y 1st woman: So, what happened? 1 h* i. v: H& ]! c4 L" j: b8 C 女士A：喔！那後來呢？9 f3 {0 C. i2 c$ `( _
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.- i0 n& m5 F- l# ]2 ^
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。% ?( ]. V' e( z3 r, f
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.9 L0 g/ d3 Q1 i, }! x- _
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。 9 o, s; |% C/ v* @3 \ I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. . L0 Y* @9 E: c& Y: I7 c3 u 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。 6 v( T) `4 g& g$ J9 g: D 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.4 U* \3 m" ^# H1 ]8 p9 e
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。* @8 i8 m( V7 E7 k
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