標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven [列印本頁] 作者: lingoma 時間: 2013-1-4 03:04 標題: 兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 7 l; m1 e) _, r# d' v" }( K' U- A
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.. [5 x! C6 x" \6 t( M& n
女士A：我是凍死的 2 ^$ g" j1 H: P- N 2nd woman: How horrible! s! W2 e4 R' F. `4 d 女士B：好可怕7 t- d" X: N5 a! r( C/ k/ p! f! \( M
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?5 S0 Z+ h2 O) y: f+ E
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？7 i" G/ |$ |! }
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. % ^0 {9 `8 `6 C6 p: _$ i* S. J 女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。 ; s8 H* ]7 _( {# Q/ _$ b3 H; L 1st woman: So, what happened?: N* |/ e/ }$ V1 R1 a8 ?5 E
女士A：喔！那後來呢？/ E6 J: C$ M. ~. K- B
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.; _3 g, M+ _+ q2 h7 Z& H2 Y6 X
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。 ! i+ E3 R" o+ Y1 k I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.: m0 N9 F& K) I O b' x h& h5 K$ `/ `
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。% Z7 a* ]. | C/ b
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. " p. E1 ?# }9 E$ ~2 h 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。 7 g4 K7 w% y2 c# I$ G* } 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive. 7 j3 J- y* m c% h4 N 女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。 j5 W, x( G6 Q: u' o2 y# t! Y
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2 m5 n$ {0 q5 J% C& d; D# z: V+ ?' u5 I/ J; a5 Q, v4 |! G+ E1 }" b 作者: LU 時間: 2013-1-15 06:15
