1 }2 u0 M% p' F3 ] . _8 G* C& o6 F7 FDear GEORGE: " \4 i- C" a5 c* ?% D
Your secretary is very sexy... ) ]7 R* `% R [0 x6 [ 3 b/ v2 b& K4 j4 T+ L$ e( D
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你的秘書非常性感…… $ D' G& X9 h" `" W0 e5 h) ] * g. |2 m9 _+ p. U7 W/ F% K* XDear BILL: . V6 M) m7 f, Q$ [7 VThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions. 2 y+ o1 {4 C$ I. ?/ V; s3 u " J5 w( k! h8 _0 `/ w
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謝謝！事實上，它是機器人，叫魔尼卡，如果你捏她右胸，她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸，她會打字。我可以借你幾天，讓你知道她的功能。6 d# M# i4 G/ D$ J
9 n8 \" B8 i) A" yNext day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! / u" \$ T( N+ ?! z第二天，喬治從醫院打電話給比爾，大吼道：「他媽的，你沒告訴我，魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。, i) A4 n* Z Z5 y- D
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