" Q* E% T9 A3 K2 p. o& Z6 M: Q2 a G0 p使用前要看說明書 # F% ~# h) d( \. {' B4 m , z0 Z$ W5 H% y e3 h! k7 [ + L4 T- P2 U* I0 q- I 2 V8 p( g- S$ i6 H% [/ ] 8 J c1 |7 O- X' R
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Your secretary is very sexy...5 S$ m% A. I& _( T; f
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親愛的喬治： " N: ~% ~+ n8 B5 H9 S2 o7 I3 B! A你的秘書非常性感…… 6 c8 U T5 V# V! G 7 {3 J- |% O5 lDear BILL: 0 l7 m- t! D6 D8 s* f4 d( EThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions. 2 }, T: R* T D; _4 F" ^2 A 5 Z {$ ]" g1 ~) Q) a8 F親愛的比爾：+ S& l9 |, h. n8 a, y
謝謝！事實上，它是機器人，叫魔尼卡，如果你捏她右胸，她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸，她會打字。我可以借你幾天，讓你知道她的功能。7 T, h0 q0 H( Y4 r+ B
- n2 \8 b6 Z# y0 }2 rNext day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! . t( r+ z5 I. ^0 D, E第二天，喬治從醫院打電話給比爾，大吼道：「他媽的，你沒告訴我，魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。! z7 I) ?% A" D v
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笑到嗆到了，作者: Arch 時間: 2012-9-3 02:54
這個是男人之間的笑話! 作者: 歐陽 時間: 2012-9-3 06:58 作者: 阿慌 時間: 2012-9-3 07:47
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