標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁] 作者: 阿慌 時間: 2012-8-6 12:16 標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 兩個女人在天堂聊天 & @, u0 s% d) p( N" L. n/ }Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven * q# X0 u/ j2 w$ N6 `* J# Z, ?. a0 A0 B3 u* L, T; c# A
1st woman: I'm frozen to death. ( h0 g9 L* W% N; m女士A：我是凍死的 % s0 z; x6 Y) e, P2nd woman: How horrible! 9 b' ?* |0 a& d; w- r: g女士B：好可怕8 W& q0 L h& \# p7 G
4 @: v, J i3 m; I/ M, o/ ~1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you? , c( |, Z; Y( y; U女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？# i2 ?& n: h2 O
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.4 B8 H3 k' O. a3 O! J1 F" D
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。3 @4 E% o2 |. G4 |3 ~
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1st woman: So, what happened?% q7 \; f" f' V+ \* C3 y' }
女士A：喔！那後來呢？ g( [# q+ x% ?2 G3 x1 b
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.% X$ G- g+ ~4 b7 L
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。 # c1 f6 M, ` P" k' x8 z + R( y* g) ?- O$ UI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.0 \$ q/ X% r9 U. S/ J3 m
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。" v6 `' k; D& K1 a' \3 X
( i1 G5 W) Z0 LI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.( e0 B6 k0 x0 k$ d
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。7 O# T$ B/ e8 O5 W4 _7 f( z
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive. + f1 S0 S0 ]4 ]6 W" l) w女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。 d7 l8 B5 r. e作者: fox 時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????作者: 芳草 時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
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