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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
兩個女人在天堂聊天 - G+ V# O$ S" o& @2 y- E1 X" W
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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& ^5 @- ?1 l5 k1st woman: I'm frozen to death.9 F7 ?4 j5 |, ]% l
女士A：我是凍死的
$ }7 K: g' S# t. ~5 J2nd woman: How horrible!. L. I# k: z$ Q& X9 c; P; n6 c0 g
女士B：好可怕( B. {- U% U1 p8 q& [# k

( n2 @7 _, e- S4 M1 U; S. [$ t) {1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
/ _& V/ f9 B$ B3 }) `' B女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
* l+ O" D# ?8 a女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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0 q$ Z, p- Y/ J8 t4 c1st woman: So, what happened?8 D" X+ w6 X& B) h4 m! y) O
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking., O+ r2 o2 l* x: s* r* X; s( |
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
0 d% v) i6 w. p7 z( r我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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1 i+ o0 C5 {8 l, C/ E2 @; eI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died., H9 W. x% c9 F' _/ _
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
4 G  ]( N5 _, Y. U- {' q) V女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。( z, X, a+ r- y( |1 i0 U
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24 % b$ |7 d" A: L( _7 F! r. {; s
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
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阿!!!!
$ t# i* A; T6 w; @原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20
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