標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁] 作者: 阿慌 時間: 2012-8-6 12:16 標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 兩個女人在天堂聊天 4 v7 ?/ ]1 w! o4 C' z) h
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 4 z+ V/ u& G1 E) G5 X9 ~' l* D3 w: S4 z% f
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.4 ]+ O( h2 c% ^, R$ }
女士A：我是凍死的 ; S3 q" ]8 d( f4 Z2 V4 ^8 f w# ~' F2nd woman: How horrible!7 [ K3 K9 B I" }+ ?, Z
女士B：好可怕 r1 v4 x% Y- u" O3 {1 p9 F. n4 x, X) e0 C7 F
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you? 4 c/ W5 p3 p: Z3 X/ R女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？& e$ N3 n7 m) Y# P) d+ F9 d
( {/ w2 l4 j7 g! g: T# z2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.2 |6 d3 d& k3 h' @* ?
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。 , i' c/ e- a- Y M' U& O4 b8 k4 s# y8 ^# N `# D7 {9 e/ o
1st woman: So, what happened? / ]" p1 D1 ?7 c/ E ~2 K女士A：喔！那後來呢？/ M* s1 w9 d) c! S# G0 F& G; J
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.* [( h. o1 g( Q; i( q; Y9 |$ B' K
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。 % L9 b0 L( c+ T# X ! g. P, I. P3 K$ S5 v4 H: q) eI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. % m" J) f0 S2 ]2 v. f' ^! {, r Y2 \我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。7 V8 `+ z, |* Q
& g+ b) N v' g& Q# T0 aI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 0 _0 k8 B+ ~( @8 `' a" W我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。. j, x# X; M; Y/ C( a+ ]* X+ W2 }
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive. , v, M/ h. g0 P9 W: y女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。 7 _* i- _ D8 B% F/ n% m作者: fox 時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????作者: 芳草 時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
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