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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
兩個女人在天堂聊天
; ~: Y3 D* ?1 s. R8 y9 ATwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
$ y5 J1 p" `9 j( s* l女士A：我是凍死的
  _1 L0 |9 u: Y+ V1 B. o  {2nd woman: How horrible!
4 h1 X" M+ M" E  f9 Y6 ^女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
! U/ b6 V* Z3 M( \1 G女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？* o" [+ M- E' X* \1 N
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.* ^- m. E* R5 v
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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) a2 o, d" i2 c) z% [8 X1st woman: So, what happened?
4 g' n) b- a  ?2 d3 K7 I: c女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
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' e4 u. n0 w+ ^+ [, `2 HI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.! `  @# S: X3 ]# q
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
, F4 V; C% m1 U* E- Y我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。% ?7 }9 J8 O$ J( |) C3 {, U( \& p
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
) n$ i) x6 Z. c$ b. z女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 - w* i+ F% t4 ^% Y! O
為什麼阿???????
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應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24 ( V/ k* s- Z! k' ]; I" a) x9 H6 d, c
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
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阿!!!!
; D' B) o& w0 B- d原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 3 g# \0 a, r7 D' c  l
為什麼阿???????

; S& b, o. k. ^反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20

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