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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
兩個女人在天堂聊天 8 F; A6 q) y6 g  W+ Q
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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9 n+ F1 M6 G" y8 r" `0 x1st woman: I'm frozen to death.4 }4 w: c3 Y, e2 ?4 }
女士A：我是凍死的
/ M) r5 v. H* T& \$ E2nd woman: How horrible!
" N5 F* _$ U9 D女士B：好可怕' o9 ~  e& Z: d8 }! O* w
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?6 V: R  j) C/ a- D: I. T
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.1 g3 I! s" `8 B3 r- Y) N) q
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。% M- G) T  S! N+ L. ?/ z

6 n4 D3 ]. U9 }: H- R1st woman: So, what happened?
) |$ i! Z, e' m- \% e- ~6 x, S" l5 w女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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5 i$ {6 B0 ?% y: b2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.& N! A# b) ~; |3 }' U
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
2 }  c; U" ^. C$ x. x! X我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。9 f  U9 k' A# ?

) B4 o5 k1 }& P' x% o, Z/ LI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.3 ?" l! M! x, w7 c, \. k$ u
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。. f6 X( a3 ~4 B# n. ~
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.2 d9 Z/ V" B) u3 Z6 ?9 f
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 ! X; Y/ S/ v' m, W1 N" f
為什麼阿???????

* L1 j( e9 V. _; k" o應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
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原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 ' Q; ^$ |7 V. f) u+ x
為什麼阿???????

& I( P4 L  R1 w8 E7 u3 r反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20

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