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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
兩個女人在天堂聊天 1 k4 Z; c! }. S$ M; I
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
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: p6 J3 A' h0 d& C2nd woman: How horrible!8 f! M' h5 t* c6 \5 E7 X+ K' {
女士B：好可怕* M! {& F- f( j, [$ K. Y4 b; i

$ m& n* O) A* g  j( P8 \3 Z1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
4 T9 K7 X* a! v( D女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？) \2 v1 M  _& F3 H7 U  u* x  J
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
2 ^& U$ ?& x, t# d+ ~) ?& ]; a  H& M女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?) ^/ v7 V0 s" }4 F
女士A：喔！那後來呢？5 u4 n3 x2 I+ _) p" t6 f

% q& u8 ^7 N" c) @/ s! v& p. G/ R2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
5 j0 U# W0 G1 q) S. [& @' n女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。8 O$ v7 R8 M  C1 ?

: K1 e* f# u( XI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.4 }/ B: q! K4 ?
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。) f$ {$ u/ t$ ]. ^* {* _5 F' T

7 g% L0 A1 S4 S! U7 _0 tI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.& T8 Y4 G- ~& P: K' _
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.7 T! q$ v3 L& q8 e  H# {
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。0 M# A; ~* a' Y7 J/ [
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 ' U/ {3 `: I% ^
為什麼阿???????

) V, r* S2 o, i! X; L, V8 ~1 E應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24 * ~) D* U& q/ z  v
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
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阿!!!!
  k; q: P+ B6 I. |原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
0 C6 _# X* @* ]# i為什麼阿???????

' ~( q: ^2 j& M4 D反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20

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