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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
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Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.3 f) U# P% |  I+ E6 J6 ~
女士A：我是凍死的9 [. W. l# [7 \$ X( q; n# }
2nd woman: How horrible!! r3 c$ F5 q3 `' S
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?: ?8 B. b* f* @, ]
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？# L9 n! V) |4 r
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.* b$ a+ e6 R1 p' s( ?
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。8 h% C8 N1 M; Z

/ r/ E" y9 |3 L! n8 [( J3 X1st woman: So, what happened?* T) S6 n1 O$ |3 {/ }
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
) Q+ Q. J3 P' P5 E女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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/ Z  t! w* ^* D% a( @; j1 f3 SI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
* }7 F3 U8 C' y7 j) k; W9 p我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
# a  z, E8 }5 E4 K4 U! N- h我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
! [- F8 t8 \8 A) \女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
: f8 s& w. A4 t% L3 g為什麼阿???????

# n# T, ^" h# W: _應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24 7 V3 B! d3 x3 v. `1 N  y2 P) M7 x
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

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原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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6 W) y9 r( E, m3 }" R反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20
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