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標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天 [列印本頁]
作者: 阿慌    時間: 2012-8-6 12:16
標題: 兩個女人在天堂聊天
兩個女人在天堂聊天 / d( o, P/ D' \5 f; y
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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) S% Z* H; d% r1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
1 Q* a- V1 c, t9 s$ @女士A：我是凍死的& u4 G4 Q1 _" D0 S0 U# o* K8 U6 y
2nd woman: How horrible!
. \2 s1 b' }. h% f2 ?9 x+ j0 Z, r. \女士B：好可怕
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9 K( N/ R$ R% g; x1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?6 D  M  Y/ C$ B1 I
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？9 y' R2 Y# W* t9 {7 f

& }7 u/ ^4 v1 ^8 a2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV., a! F6 U* ?0 e  B/ U
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?6 v6 r2 y, X  s
女士A：喔！那後來呢？3 E7 r6 ?! V+ D. o/ m

# {) E/ P& K1 V8 Z" x9 F3 t2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.* l2 i* \( x: f: X8 u" h
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。6 |! T  F4 K. ]
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds./ ?; z1 k. h+ l# e, X- _
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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) c* i; _( u6 O6 h1 X( k! YI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.6 ]1 d% h) M6 l; Z4 |# U
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.* t+ e$ [# ]# Q& ^
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????
作者: 芳草    時間: 2012-8-8 20:24
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35 . l! ~5 `& a7 t9 W) q! y& s
為什麼阿???????

* s2 X* e; {/ x5 W4 m應該小三躲在冰箱裡.
作者: fox    時間: 2012-8-8 22:02
芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
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8 D( u, ]9 }7 [! @阿!!!!
$ p' f- k- i: I原來 A 是小三  XDDD""
作者: 深藍色    時間: 2012-8-10 00:32
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2012-8-11 09:15
作者: KYC2012    時間: 2012-8-20 12:20
fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
4 h% w# D1 k4 A- s- [為什麼阿???????

4 l* \* j7 d$ j' O( a- Y" l' y反應有點慢喔....
作者: icerivery    時間: 2012-8-20 13:14
有意思~
作者: stephensu    時間: 2017-5-3 00:20
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