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標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家 [列印本頁]
作者: 慧秀    時間: 2011-5-26 19:05
標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家) L+ n1 r, t- ~7 @, r

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這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with* S6 b. m% a1 P1 S+ [

5 A, R/ G! k2 e原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：% [# q' }9 N6 G1 F5 ^. }
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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3 p" [: ]: u: c1 b*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
0 _, p# f  |; x! W1 e' x& wOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
0 R4 G6 d9 l- j- Z- I' A, Zmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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) J2 [2 u& T9 j" m4 ]- n*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!- K# T2 b+ L; }: x" {8 ~# @
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a7 O- V% X5 y7 o' Y
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
4 ?& B- v7 }7 z6 s# l' o' iOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found) c# L) r* B: k; _
that the bomb remote control was stolen;/ A( j$ C  t1 }4 k! F

% U2 l/ v! {* j5 c' @  L*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
9 J: c7 X7 D0 R( W/ WOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
9 e5 l4 Q! N3 \0 vbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East- v" |; k$ [  I7 K2 \
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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; p' ~3 U- s# d! s9 {; r) c*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
7 i" K; ?/ t6 Q) zOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds3 U4 z) P( M! c2 o2 h! Z4 V6 ^
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
+ {2 \$ O$ f  [. `# g8 `0 n$ leven after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
5 R' i: ^/ t, D8 ithe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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' Y, f" K0 f* ?  n0 t- K8 ~. L6 }*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
6 J5 Q% v4 q. ]& B& {/ elater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);6 [' O# E+ Z* G6 Q1 _" j

$ ~3 ]. \; v3 v( d, m*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
$ H0 P3 y7 M0 Z5 l; u5 B' T# z" ZLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,9 e4 h- H: U% a4 p
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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9 ^! |& l$ i+ }  [7 w最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
: v! @' v9 s7 g( LFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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作者: 阿慌    時間: 2011-5-26 19:15
暴笑極了 , 正確寫實
作者: mattchiu    時間: 2011-5-26 19:32
不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~
作者: Fanny媽    時間: 2011-5-26 19:44
哇~~真是太好笑了!!
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作者: 喵喵    時間: 2011-5-26 21:53
哈哈哈哈哈
作者: 詹姆士.張    時間: 2011-5-26 21:57
慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05   D7 W7 |! v! C! `9 c
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家0 j# r$ s& `' E. I7 U
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真ㄉ粉好笑耶 !   
作者: smi45    時間: 2011-5-26 22:05

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作者: 霸川    時間: 2011-5-26 22:13
哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶
作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 01:24
本文章最後由 大黃蜂 於 2011-5-29 01:37 編輯 2 L2 w* }# _5 k
慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死
作者: 愛茉莉    時間: 2011-5-29 01:26
作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 11:31
本文章最後由 大黃蜂 於 2011-5-29 11:32 編輯
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mattchiu 發表於 2011-5-26 19:32
! q2 k" ~5 v  k. O9 T' c( y. r不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~
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. f  d, O+ V. H: a前蘇聯如果沒有瓦解將會是能與美國抗衡的強國,非常可惜



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