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標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家 [列印本頁]
作者: 慧秀    時間: 2011-5-26 19:05
標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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8 H0 t  D6 t! P這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。! c# z  q3 ]. E, [8 F! z- e

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0 k' j, ?; ~, i4 |1 v2 B, P0 L2 _Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
: d: k9 Y0 M9 b+ A) z  U$ T/ QThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks1 \9 G* H' x0 A" G" s" @* y) |2 W
on the Chinese with the following results:0 ^) p# M0 P6 F$ Z4 O
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*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；* i/ p! d" s+ p
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the" O9 G1 y2 ]4 Z3 ^1 Z; d
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the9 _8 G4 X4 M6 g6 _4 O* Z) s5 n
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!# ]2 O+ r8 j7 w7 y
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
8 R# ?: E  o% N; N0 ^suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;! D3 W$ _$ g0 a; l  ]/ o$ M

. o+ s% b" ?: }, u6 P*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
: P0 M. S/ G: ?& fOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found, ]. s) L* I/ t  H$ H% m( \
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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7 O6 d+ F: E) U/ A' z( b2 }& E*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
4 `! o9 \6 ?4 v: _2 @, m- `One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
7 V" T+ Z: h2 ]1 F. H; f* Kbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
0 _5 j+ }9 i  m' {: _8 Y" QTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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3 p8 m6 E$ ]6 b& @+ m% S8 T*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
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of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but2 E  v$ g" x% L' R$ {
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of% `2 f! H4 ~9 p* d" P
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；- V3 r; [& E8 d, B
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;7 ^+ X- D9 _7 @

) d4 b1 V' w- N! Z*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
- K& M! t8 @9 ?; Wlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);1 U" }* J4 N# M; T+ ?
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
6 L2 ?- A5 M- k' r( L* x$ @Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,4 e2 U" R" W% U
but she was cheated into prostitution!6 I8 l  D/ C1 M! ~

2 D! O0 a6 x4 {9 M  l/ H最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
$ I" e8 J* E& f. KFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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作者: 阿慌    時間: 2011-5-26 19:15
暴笑極了 , 正確寫實
作者: mattchiu    時間: 2011-5-26 19:32
不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~
作者: Fanny媽    時間: 2011-5-26 19:44
哇~~真是太好笑了!!
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% ^) I" F" O0 K0 c中國也真的是惹不起啊!
作者: 喵喵    時間: 2011-5-26 21:53
哈哈哈哈哈
作者: 詹姆士.張    時間: 2011-5-26 21:57
慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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真ㄉ粉好笑耶 !   
作者: smi45    時間: 2011-5-26 22:05

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作者: 霸川    時間: 2011-5-26 22:13
哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶
作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 01:24
本文章最後由 大黃蜂 於 2011-5-29 01:37 編輯 6 S  Q" c! H+ t: F% Y
慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05 2 [& ?6 d; n  d+ P
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家; q5 |3 ^/ k, {) B; u

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2 c8 y: a6 {9 a" ]好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死
作者: 愛茉莉    時間: 2011-5-29 01:26
作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 11:31
本文章最後由 大黃蜂 於 2011-5-29 11:32 編輯
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mattchiu 發表於 2011-5-26 19:32
6 I$ f( q7 o( ]' U) v8 U% \! p不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

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. z; @2 g" r9 d% ]前蘇聯如果沒有瓦解將會是能與美國抗衡的強國,非常可惜



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