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標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家 [列印本頁]

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作者: 慧秀    時間: 2011-5-26 19:05
標題: 賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家
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這則實在有意思，無意貶損穆斯林教友，但這真的是借賓拉登反映中國大陸現實狀況的寫照，網友自評。
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賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

) A# G: S8 f* vBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

: x: s1 G! R5 R: O( W4 a6 ~! N! h原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
5 a& G+ N7 O$ s. x& JThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一 人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
* H5 G0 o/ q6 q, @) {/ U1 m+ w" q5 V/ |main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
three-dimensional traffic bridge;

*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；!
# ^2 ^. x9 d- c4 d- b4 R. |One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
4 _" S1 Y' x" Lsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
* M( ~: T6 k& p, f0 gOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found
5 T1 J5 S6 T/ a% M$ f4 i, wthat the bomb remote control was stolen;

*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口 被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
3 ^- n- |$ E5 C3 C7 \3 p' ~One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu ,
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

' L3 [5 C0 w8 D*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百 人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報導， 遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
# P$ {  s2 a  h) ^One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
7 M" r+ X: c+ s' t$ {of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
6 [0 @) q# n* W4 J. }+ R- Geven after six months, failed to see any news reports on ! the success of
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!);

5 E, i6 |& w& A% E*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出 火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
5 @  u% V* n8 V  _) ^! }  ^One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off
7 }3 \, H- s+ o4 e( v1 Tthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
(containing the bomb) from him;
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' C0 Q; B6 w! R. n. p' ^) `*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院 找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成 為植物人；One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
# t1 \" A& s. k* I# jlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

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Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island ,
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# i# A! S, K2 P7 q最 後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！ 中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
( W1 e3 ]7 n1 F: e' KFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the

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作者: 阿慌    時間: 2011-5-26 19:15
暴笑極了 , 正確寫實

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作者: mattchiu    時間: 2011-5-26 19:32
不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

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作者: Fanny媽    時間: 2011-5-26 19:44
哇~~真是太好笑了!!
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中國也真的是惹不起啊!

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作者: 喵喵    時間: 2011-5-26 21:53
哈哈哈哈哈

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作者: 詹姆士.張    時間: 2011-5-26 21:57

慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家

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作者: smi45    時間: 2011-5-26 22:05

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作者: 霸川    時間: 2011-5-26 22:13
哈哈  用另一個角度看中國,是褒是貶

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作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 01:24

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慧秀 發表於 2011-5-26 19:05
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好好笑 ~話說回來中國就像沈睡中的獅子，要嘛就擊垮它不能讓它有轉大人的機會，不然世界第一強國的位置中國很有淺力，中國已具有裝載核子彈頭的長程洲際導彈飛到美國西部的能力，光這就讓太平洋對岸的老美頭疼的要死

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作者: 愛茉莉    時間: 2011-5-29 01:26

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作者: 大黃蜂    時間: 2011-5-29 11:31

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mattchiu 發表於 2011-5-26 19:32
不過中國現在連美蘇都不敢惹了....呵呵呵...中國現在還是美國人的老闆咧~~~

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前蘇聯如果沒有瓦解將會是能與美國抗衡的強國,非常可惜

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