標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 * Q2 u2 T' F6 ~' c" k
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但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，& i( U) A, ]; Y, m5 M( G, M) f9 c
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 3 X @7 K, e6 T5 K1 v) }老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 - h/ H( V3 [/ o. ?OH！MY GOD ！% U- x; b6 J0 H" B5 j
很有一套喔！ % s- h& o- d! f: U7 e
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Dear wang litte sister: ; h- [% [3 u7 K% k$ P$ f( h# n
From see you one eye, I shit love you.( p/ A$ {/ @2 T4 R9 E
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. , h$ P: `( H5 w2 Q) bYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 5 D- M* u9 q) e6 M( g- gMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. 6 N# F- I" l: G" L: V1 n; U
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. . u& J) g# M1 o% e3 [- |4 k3 k
I think l should introduce myself to you. - V) S* b# _. C7 i4 y- x9 |I call Li big great. Toyear 25 6 p g$ k x9 b6 kMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. , E3 ]+ }2 a$ f2 S; ~. |8 HI am a good man, in a big company work. 5 C X- L2 g4 u6 D+ b; H( \I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 5 o$ x( d( ?7 A0 ]2 T1 RPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,% f- H, m% v j! G$ u3 r0 t
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; : A0 M. I+ I$ w6 e0 I9 L' V: J
Like Your people + o( Q, O, P& K5 I
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Dear wang litte sister:9 F* [7 q! l3 J
親愛的王小姐 4 X8 S% }7 o5 X1 H9 T+ I9 w) O- hFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. " e! L: h' A, C F自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 N7 }+ \. X/ r2 E
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.$ n# V7 i p0 p z! X$ s
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 6 A O6 O# O \妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? , l9 Z, T0 k! q% [
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter./ g0 m5 X9 E1 J. Z% ~/ _% C* A" j
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ' i) G0 ^8 Z9 s$ j( u" c* U9 b也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 " m" U& m7 _- ~$ B# n0 e9 ]6 |! R' Q
I think l should introduce myself to you. # m1 `: A" N% w
我想應該介紹一下自己。 ) z u) B+ m6 x9 P
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 3 R' @- J k, t8 M9 U我叫李大偉 ,今年25+ N3 J" D1 k4 B: N Z" c( a: I0 m
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) 9 ~9 a4 R* y/ p# Z# h/ H& M
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. & h6 L# `5 P; w& P! a2 \8 _我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 4 q: e9 u" D/ h: g% H5 QI am a good man, in a big company work. 8 U- A3 u& B1 J7 g我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 ! ?: d# [- ?# i: n
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. : l. g$ C" Z% k3 K( K3 L6 t- ?- l我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 9 d8 z) W6 p3 g" DPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, ' L5 v) i3 v* ]( \% U+ j& U4 I- tand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 7 r+ D0 H5 `# w$ o8 o
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 + s& }! ~2 T0 G1 I% T3 |$ U; Q(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 i& g# W( _/ a2 K$ W( O
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ( W o5 i# j e8 ^
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… ) _: y+ c* `$ U/ h( }
# O& D k( |: j8 G 作者: 大頭 時間: 2011-4-26 08:37
好好笑喔2 e7 j+ u9 g( Q1 A# Z1 E) H
你阿爸很厲害喔!作者: 老大 時間: 2011-4-27 16:13 作者: 小小芳 時間: 2011-4-27 17:04
真的很妙作者: 雨果 時間: 2011-4-27 21:22 好可怕的英文作者: FANNY!FANNY! 時間: 2011-4-28 09:49 作者: Vic 時間: 2011-4-28 09:57
真是妙阿
好可怕的英文