標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 ! U o8 }+ l$ j% J. E ) L" @) b l0 s3 W& O老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，) l' H; A+ ]1 Q8 f! Q9 J
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， * J5 N+ L) j! n$ a% o A- Z老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，- ^- V3 l& k+ Q
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 % o# q* y" Z: b# C: q8 f% b6 Y6 _OH！MY GOD ！ / a( ^ w+ w( Y, ?% ?很有一套喔！ & T( s, t/ z* @7 ]! i, Z1 K
5 A" ?$ U" i6 B" \- X- x* |+ J% p: t0 IDear wang litte sister: 7 j5 u: E* K' ?From see you one eye, I shit love you. & @5 O7 G: R% [' X# UYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live./ X7 Q% O) k+ f2 p/ [: C
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. & n J2 _7 y8 ^4 c3 w( E3 `
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. . r1 K4 S7 E1 o# [
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ; R9 j4 g' I- P; P: M4 HI think l should introduce myself to you. $ ]! Z5 a: `: G; i2 {/ y$ U @I call Li big great. Toyear 255 r+ w+ [+ V7 S {5 w4 n4 c
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. : r( P( }8 |, K9 i7 qI am a good man, in a big company work. % q% g1 M4 w. N* {9 U+ cI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. + S1 G1 [7 D' [+ A
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,- M; I" I7 u" d- O; [0 I
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 8 `5 u' R: K) K+ q) M
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+ f; R: {( t' r) S6 Y( A% f$ nDear wang litte sister:3 M5 I H" a% n
親愛的王小姐 0 {6 d% `% \$ `, ^
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 1 C4 H3 y6 L j7 y7 ~+ H
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 4 @/ ^' W U @0 y/ \5 r+ ~
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.8 G1 A5 w9 }; V* z7 A a: U8 F
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 0 A2 v6 i6 U0 A' l$ _" o
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 1 j0 D; {; `0 H2 @( NMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. : Z5 a, s# e' v' @5 ~/ @3 R( P9 Z# p0 GWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 4 I1 U7 ^7 o/ ^! f9 b1 Z6 ^也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 ) {3 u r4 I2 Z$ b+ [& x) s! e; ?, FI think l should introduce myself to you. 7 N+ W2 ~( v" U我想應該介紹一下自己。 2 @" B% H% i3 D2 C
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 . [3 g" v2 B" S4 t! L+ j" P, F我叫李大偉 ,今年256 |1 I+ @ Y) {& ^5 S
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) ' j# W# w$ C+ _
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 3 E- E+ R' O: ]0 B* U7 S8 \4 u8 y7 a6 Q我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 1 h- m z- X! U9 `
I am a good man, in a big company work. 2 E, J4 }) s5 ~9 l( d& x: }: k我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 # I: p8 y8 {+ S3 qI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 2 m" r/ A5 `5 h2 H: {
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 , H: f& y0 t$ X* LPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, ' O* `- i* X; Nand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; % D- N5 ]4 G# [請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 6 p2 L/ q+ ~# ?! h(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。$ @3 u# I( l: t/ j
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) 6 K. C5 T$ T* |. p7 k * g$ H5 U5 ]7 |7 D3 tLike Your people " D! {( t2 t) a0 w) U喜歡妳的人* `4 P- Q2 d' V9 e9 T
好可怕的英文