標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 0 v* `! j. j0 b, {
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， , ?" {3 ]9 y) K& N* c3 D' y但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 5 U# f0 D* A3 c: C8 H老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，; }# J7 }5 J& ^0 p
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ; K% ~3 r6 Z% ?9 ^& u. m ]OH！MY GOD ！" P" b. j- X0 v1 D
很有一套喔！ , y( x& ^. u9 U* t- s8 i& h# g8 m, k" M! }) c$ a7 O
Dear wang litte sister: % @( r+ H/ q2 @; X$ _From see you one eye, I shit love you.- }/ p' ~2 j3 e! U
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.& p+ L" T* `: s+ C
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 3 X. g: o$ }0 I& e$ i
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. # P( Q& F$ K* b
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. & s) Y# X- I( k4 II think l should introduce myself to you. " K. Y+ F# j7 k& u+ o6 BI call Li big great. Toyear 251 L: q: Y( C/ Q7 V: S
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 2 n" U. N8 {" L1 Q- z
I am a good man, in a big company work.& U3 G& `% K( b2 ~; G) ?- I9 B s' O
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. ' F8 F% Y8 {6 c; B9 t4 j- cPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 0 }9 I6 u n U2 Q n' T2 iand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 4 i8 D/ _. F; R; t; y3 t6 c Like Your people " ^- h* [- c6 K0 g+ ` ' ]* {$ {4 g0 i9 O 7 K4 W# B c8 k, N ' F, X" g7 ~4 u2 U
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Dear wang litte sister:! M, N' i, z1 a8 b; M
親愛的王小姐 1 d7 J# b p! \7 w2 x1 T
From see you one eye, I shit love you. , g' M% o7 b4 g' P自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 : i$ a) l. v! | |0 `/ F+ u' P
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 9 [2 e/ ?6 [0 ?Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. , y) Y9 m" A! p+ u妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 3 i; E9 @+ W5 F5 W
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 0 q0 q+ z! @4 Z: {! U& F/ uWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. % f# n; t- [ i2 Q) N: a9 @: e d1 w也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 2 W n5 T3 z! g, UI think l should introduce myself to you. z* `- q1 ^; N; e( |: D* F
我想應該介紹一下自己。 , S- y: m8 O! D% b- N& ?, B$ e% T: ^I call Li big great. Toyear 25 ( Q! |1 H# s/ K) o
我叫李大偉 ,今年25* C9 A5 @$ `5 y/ k
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) m! v4 L9 ^& f$ o
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 0 k, m4 e; \2 Z( N# q5 T B j
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 2 c. {! v$ y: t" H3 y
I am a good man, in a big company work. . ^! u+ R6 t8 P! I3 O* Q! `- |
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 ! T$ X2 F( M8 j% @' }8 C7 E1 a
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 1 n. U% U( s$ x我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 8 r9 \- _5 `' L8 b3 s1 s
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 7 t i& w7 @4 U* w7 M- y2 m/ wand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 8 }" n3 L1 X/ h0 Q3 ^1 x
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 " i" R. N! p6 P0 l. M6 A8 @
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。8 p7 a/ e$ C5 ~) w( U9 S9 f7 Q
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) $ Y/ m, U5 q9 Y: r$ C, S& X. \& V# [% Z% a
好可怕的英文