標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 6 g4 S& m& X2 W& J! q
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，7 n+ }8 @4 }- i' s$ e0 f
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，" D4 H1 h7 L$ `3 b% L4 N/ }: t
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，* O# e! ~: Y5 l. T$ I) G0 s2 D2 I* u6 _
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ! h }( V2 b, i1 |! R
OH！MY GOD ！8 j8 e) r1 W9 N6 S
很有一套喔！ . Q. f9 l4 _- k5 y% W& l) U1 |- o0 a, S
Dear wang litte sister: 9 z% F7 H1 D4 w8 _! Q% P/ UFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.6 z% ]- T3 |1 h: S
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live./ }" o$ A/ _* d% [/ U, m
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. $ U& O+ C- S7 A6 R+ Q/ c7 a0 m; b+ ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. ; c8 @9 `* ?7 f4 C+ b- L8 \6 DWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 5 ~8 ~; h- U& t3 j( d+ E
I think l should introduce myself to you. & J! a8 W: M: uI call Li big great. Toyear 25! g, r3 i7 |7 d4 X+ E0 I* ]( X
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ; o: W* E/ G8 Z8 r% T( kI am a good man, in a big company work.4 U$ @7 Y3 V" h4 G- I8 ~& z
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. ( n$ x. u4 V1 Q
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 7 K' }. t; _4 Z6 ~ M4 Oand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ; C x( A# x6 s9 \, m D) B: j+ l Like Your people 2 k, S) Q1 T) G- m# X0 b8 w; I! q
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Dear wang litte sister:/ q( ~) ?, C( f
親愛的王小姐 ; V7 v$ W& l. EFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. 9 ? `& ]. f/ u+ C1 t& @' F% b自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 # C% B; Q. N( NYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.9 \) m: f/ g0 C0 P4 m4 k. x( K
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ! R- W! e% I/ {- q妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? " ~0 j& V8 R2 Z: d+ xMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. F4 F: n! I7 H$ HWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 1 i; n( ^7 y. ^8 y也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 2 Q% v- n1 W1 N* G
I think l should introduce myself to you. + I% }" Z! m1 L: _我想應該介紹一下自己。 5 H4 b) O" T: q" ?! U' dI call Li big great. Toyear 25 + r; s4 U: E/ H8 w我叫李大偉 ,今年25 ^; Q. l% T* `8 v* I8 ^
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) ! `! v% N0 G$ ~/ s. X/ A
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 7 E/ b! j! H3 w
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 ! l) h7 r( s# {( a/ u$ C2 H. H
I am a good man, in a big company work. # O! Z: Y5 D1 A4 m8 B. T- ]7 }我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 8 P5 ^" |) V6 ^' g! M0 c# n( `) ]
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. & h" B7 W8 K7 t+ B2 |: ~: Y- V我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 ' t0 n) E& A6 ^+ X3 f/ R. {9 s
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,8 b y9 V% J. B0 ]9 u
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 3 o& h& x k) ?2 C# d6 E. c請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 - a- I0 f, Q; S5 Q& w(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 2 T! g4 T, E ?) I. q7 {至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ! Q3 W: I% J4 }! v/ \4 ~5 I
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