標題: 輕鬆一下~ [列印本頁] 作者: ~◎NISSAN◎~ 時間: 2011-4-26 00:40 標題: 輕鬆一下~ 老爸的英文情書 1 ~; p5 z/ y3 | - ^* E, G8 P; B/ S1 j
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， & a+ \' P K5 j- d" Y. L但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，* t4 Q& H- y& K2 q! L& ~
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，* i$ _) u8 q$ k4 [% o
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ; `' g" Y( m$ j6 V( f: s- pOH！MY GOD ！ v6 U% y; M$ d! m& ^+ R很有一套喔！ + L7 C. H1 P5 v) W3 D% H! A' p 0 d P2 D6 t: z" w1 JDear wang litte sister: . c) N! X* V( W1 i' a# Z! \! O
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 9 g: M6 H2 f8 ] x8 nYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. ! G- n& C9 Y7 K0 qYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ; Y; r3 R7 {* M/ O3 `2 `! Z9 ]5 N9 v
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. ! \+ J, ~& M% f4 r' E5 A) [7 u
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 3 b( ~/ L7 A7 p2 N! R
I think l should introduce myself to you. * @& r {+ D/ S6 XI call Li big great. Toyear 25 - g) Q/ t E7 o, l) _3 v1 j- CMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 2 S; D' o; ~5 J+ `& wI am a good man, in a big company work. 9 V! }& B% f% E8 W( CI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. + I [9 S- F- Y4 hPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, + m& [# |' t/ [' Uand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 0 i$ _, Y% p0 j0 [( X, } Like Your people 0 c) c! \' Z( i" ~# N7 \
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: b8 z9 [3 C, ~8 D; \ 1 o% U" Y% W2 c; u) p7 t/ j6 x) m $ P' X7 Z6 p) V% O; j" @* _ ]Dear wang litte sister: ; f: @* L, z( `親愛的王小姐 , h% s; Q( X. ^/ e( g+ [From see you one eye, I shit love you. ) ?0 E# X' F) E2 |
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 ! |& w# f) V# i0 WYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. ) Z" W R# z) m8 |* a; }Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ! S }2 Z- Z/ P; Y# W D
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? . J+ s6 L# @( r1 @6 \/ ZMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.- H2 S8 C. d% ?, T }: O2 `/ G5 R9 [
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 5 C* }7 ?- [ N; P1 j- f, ^也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 $ ]$ i2 A9 }5 \) u3 P/ A6 b
I think l should introduce myself to you. 0 l2 B( Q/ C9 S& M1 ?& ~) L我想應該介紹一下自己。 ) r. B! }! a! d/ R1 TI call Li big great. Toyear 25 ) ` j. N( `( D2 J% \, ]2 f; z4 k我叫李大偉 ,今年252 k2 x1 S. H: X/ i* _9 D6 g
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) . Z8 e: I. h, ?+ T6 e9 D
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. % Z6 D/ b' ]& j* q* i: ?+ C
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 + Y) c/ [# G+ xI am a good man, in a big company work. ( D1 H& r3 [. F' g/ \) b我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 + Z0 I b+ l: T( M' s
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. # {. Z9 a9 W0 o2 `% A& \& m
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 7 ^5 J0 d! k9 f+ qPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,, k! k) R, c7 E) O
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; # N1 ]+ }0 k* a& a8 R; Z7 \4 Q請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 2 ?; e: o7 [0 d% B0 r9 {
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 2 r$ P5 m+ V) V( V至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ! e K& b/ w# l6 k0 k H" m0 _4 Z
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5 x1 S9 M' w8 a3 N, p$ o2 }# J＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… 4 s" M9 ~+ X- g3 Q5 Q
好可怕的英文