標題: 忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔! [列印本頁] 作者: 晶晶 時間: 2011-2-23 20:23 標題: 忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔! > 忠誠的妻子 % i* \2 ~; r( J+ x9 M& P> % @/ Q% v5 V8 H' j> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢,只要談到錢,他就很吝嗇。( s. X' `6 O I& }, |+ x
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved+ N( Y" q5 }3 D0 W4 h
> all of his& X" N0 L% N4 \6 c7 m1 \& Z; x
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. + R) I) o) N2 ~4 o6 N>; f5 ?2 e' @2 P: X
> 他要死時,向他太太說:「我死時,要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材,我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」, L0 @7 y0 o" t6 t s! U
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,) L, t% A" |2 O2 {. b, Z
> I want you to, A1 [: E1 X. u5 v3 x8 S
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want( y* t7 N& G& ]- P6 H f4 H4 n- o2 [
> to take my 5 R* ` m) x, \' ~4 ]> money to the 'after-life' with me.' - L! g1 h2 m/ A# o* b> i" j0 t% Z! m; Z+ M2 ~4 ^
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾,他死後,她將把所有的錢放進棺材。' g+ K4 \! V8 o$ u6 g" _- w7 q
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart# l/ K/ t) F h6 |
> that when: Y. Z- _3 C( T+ Q7 y$ H
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket 3 q0 n# C! ^& _ d4 b1 E> with him.2 v2 C+ q9 T0 L! A: a. e9 ?
> 7 f" B' |! {0 Q3 v> 他死了,伸展著身子躺在棺材內,他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡,她的朋友也坐在她旁邊,當完成了儀式後,在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時,她說:「等一下…」 0 X1 N8 u* o9 F, F> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his! e- b" v$ m/ l* `* ?7 Z2 j- e- u* P
> wife was' g( |) |- p0 l
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to 6 ~: E, C# c* P" D% i> her. When) i, }' V5 z7 z8 w2 ^
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got* O) J; ~4 D4 z$ S
> ready to 2 G" }9 k1 H+ J9 c> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a ( w# E7 x" m( d. d! Q> minute!'* a, H) p% S, w6 l: c
> ; q; { B! t8 x" O> 她帶著一個盒子,並且將它放進棺材中。 m6 F; M: S( K> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put5 \$ k# W& N5 Z# \# Y2 I E
> it in the casket. 8 `* ~- ]* E8 y7 W6 ^* ]>' w$ h A0 j, U8 `* A
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。 " Q4 U% W' w3 ?+ {> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they 1 u s7 [" q- m> rolled it ) [* v' g N, c; {( k> away. 7 d! u1 P; @2 j> : j% T! E5 P F" P+ l4 | h& ^> 她的朋友說:「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧!」* h8 D1 Y# ]( @( I8 m& v: l9 Q
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to6 ~3 }! A C% [: G" q4 T
> put all that money % u& t+ b! k; {3 Y$ q1 u' j5 b> in there in the casket with your husband!'3 p+ w2 {6 z* S1 q: R
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說:「我不可以不遵守我的話啊!我答應了他,要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」+ n+ s' f$ z* ]( ]" ~2 t; y
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on# _4 g, r/ r7 R6 T1 p8 L' r" b; X o
> my word. I6 U S8 F; Y% J# b
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that2 F6 V3 s0 u4 k$ F
> casket with" v) ?$ F" s9 m2 n x; ^1 E
> him.' 8 i4 N0 F, R7 H/ ]& }># q+ i. H- ]& V( |) C& }
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎?」 2 ~. [/ }0 l# Z5 I1 x' f> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket % @" N5 f; |, C7 {5 |: t, `& k> with him !?'* u, X) Z( Y7 \& D. S: j5 T
> 9 |+ J9 }% ]# D3 x( s. c/ d7 G: N> 那太太說:「是啊,我確實這樣做了,我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶,並且開了一張支票給他,只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」 * D7 Y. Z+ z2 O. i> 'I sure did,' said w/ c: P# x. F5 l; I/ K, I> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it 1 C8 l$ o8 s( _* L> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, ! L, k3 p! s( l3 V' V# S> he can4 E3 w# K' t( L' x5 V* l1 v
> spend it.': A4 N" K5 @7 I
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> 故事的教訓:女人比男人聰明!7 F5 n- x7 a8 ~
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! * 2 m; h" s5 Y# U% N: @※笑話分享,有PO過的大大請見諒哦!※作者: Manami 時間: 2011-2-23 20:56 作者: jenny 時間: 2011-2-23 21:09 作者: 閒閒來逛 時間: 2011-2-23 21:27
我還在想 7 P% d `6 L0 U) i' Z可能是張信用卡 2 n; v' {: U& m* ]$ j8 [6 }結果是支票 - Z7 }! F0 [7 a9 I; o9 k- P 作者: FANNY!FANNY! 時間: 2011-2-23 21:38 作者: 卡蘿媽咪 時間: 2011-2-23 21:57
原來支票可以降子用哩~~~作者: julial 時間: 2011-2-23 22:02 本文章最後由 julial 於 2011-2-23 22:03 編輯 ! a* V* P) u4 m; v# o6 }2 W) ?. I; k
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呵呵 真是聰明的妻子啊 那些錢財埋進土裡幹嘛 作者: calcandy168898 時間: 2011-3-4 10:54
這老婆不怕老公死後又醒來喔.........作者: 歐陽 時間: 2011-3-8 22:48 回覆 晶晶 的文章+ e- P, c' {5 H" ~! e) s( p& ]7 k