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標題: 忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔! [列印本頁]

作者: 晶晶    時間: 2011-2-23 20:23
標題: 忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!
> 忠誠的妻子
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" Y/ D- r% E+ L  i2 l> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢,只要談到錢,他就很吝嗇。
2 [( I- w. c0 }( v; q. i8 F2 i6 a> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved0 ]3 ~+ M" }* g
> all of his- ~& P# d: n; k1 q! x9 i
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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+ N6 b/ Y& L. T0 k> 他要死時,向他太太說:「我死時,要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材,我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」9 @8 e7 T  R" }5 S" p; X
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
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+ K9 L' w, A: g: l1 z> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
. i5 q$ l( J  V# s* E> to take my
; u( R% G' f# L7 o' |; X/ c5 j1 y> money to the 'after-life' with me.'6 u8 [+ g9 L& t1 |. Z
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6 S5 K" m8 n% E> 他得到太太全心的的承諾,他死後,她將把所有的錢放進棺材。2 q# n+ L2 `# P3 z
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
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  N$ h0 u( b4 R; d/ r! r> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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' Q1 M2 y7 U% q  r+ E> 他死了,伸展著身子躺在棺材內,他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡,她的朋友也坐在她旁邊,當完成了儀式後,在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時,她說:「等一下…」9 d. O/ N0 V& X3 b
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
4 ~# K5 G3 b% h0 }/ V> wife was
0 r2 r6 f5 P; Q6 {( o* u0 C  J> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
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> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
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7 }7 ]$ P, m$ A0 ?" G2 t, w3 {> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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5 _& v' R. J2 j9 j> 她帶著一個盒子,並且將它放進棺材中。9 ?$ R9 N2 N+ W* E4 V
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
- L0 Q! t& w/ g! I, A> it in the casket.8 v3 z5 F) @$ r( A% h3 [- h
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1 s+ N4 ~# I$ A) `- @- U  d2 m> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。4 e, Q$ B& Y+ h, _
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
, z9 C6 a# O# `7 k- w$ L> rolled it
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> 她的朋友說:「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧!」
- F1 R7 |* A# R# A* v! `8 Z# \. U> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
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> in there in the casket with your husband!'. n5 v# s7 s1 R) c( d0 ^
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/ n" i+ I# s  q0 S! a. n> 這位忠誠的妻子說:「我不可以不遵守我的話啊!我答應了他,要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
* P$ F2 R2 p5 W4 K& `1 ~8 |$ j# m" v0 O> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on* N0 d0 R9 R' R8 y
> my word. I
1 q. i: i+ H* T4 P' t& v> promised him that I was going to put that money in that+ C2 g' z4 ]& ~7 r" V) Q' ^
> casket with
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎?」
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> with him !?'
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& o" s' U: ?, J4 M5 S> 那太太說:「是啊,我確實這樣做了,我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶,並且開了一張支票給他,只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
" X) y( }/ @- Q0 _5 N! E. e0 l2 P> 'I sure did,' said
/ q/ m" X1 S; Z$ e$ \. c3 P>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it3 b1 T( m7 O4 }5 K9 i6 \
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,! C7 o; f& ^& O. Q$ v7 W
> he can
3 W( |$ E" M- V# r2 _; ]; b& J+ K, Q6 q> spend it.'4 A& K0 T$ I/ h! Y
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> 故事的教訓:女人比男人聰明!
  b$ h0 I. f% T0 ^; F: I! F> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
2 y" M0 s; B% f$ u2 i/ }) i  Q※笑話分享,有PO過的大大請見諒哦!※
作者: Manami    時間: 2011-2-23 20:56

作者: jenny    時間: 2011-2-23 21:09

作者: 閒閒來逛    時間: 2011-2-23 21:27
我還在想' M, T8 M- x% c
可能是張信用卡, r" l5 r( W1 L/ K& u% \
結果是支票
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作者: FANNY!FANNY!    時間: 2011-2-23 21:38

作者: 卡蘿媽咪    時間: 2011-2-23 21:57
原來支票可以降子用哩~~~
作者: julial    時間: 2011-2-23 22:02
本文章最後由 julial 於 2011-2-23 22:03 編輯
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作者: yanghk6952    時間: 2011-2-23 22:05
回覆 晶晶 的文章
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有背書禁止轉讓嗎, 否則她的朋友應該想辦法去取出來提領...
作者: 慧秀    時間: 2011-2-23 22:23

作者: fox    時間: 2011-2-23 22:26

作者: 可可的爹    時間: 2011-2-23 22:32
呵呵  真是聰明的妻子啊   那些錢財埋進土裡幹嘛   
作者: calcandy168898    時間: 2011-3-4 10:54
這老婆不怕老公死後又醒來喔.........
作者: 歐陽    時間: 2011-3-8 22:48
回覆 晶晶 的文章
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作者: 雨果    時間: 2011-3-9 18:26

作者: 睿依依    時間: 2011-3-9 18:37
的確很忠誠耶~給她一個"讚"~




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