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★英文原文:No, I am really shocked!NONE of it is true. NONE. But since we don’t speak Chinese, we cannot write in the forum and we cannot tell the TRUTH. We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE. My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm in September. # [9 E, ]# k! `+ f 5 w" {+ i) y& C★中文翻譯:不,我感到非常震驚,沒有半件事是真的,沒有!但是因為我們不會說中文,所以我們無法在PTT上說出事實。我們絕對不會做任何事來傷害任何人。我的鄰居從我9月搬進宿舍,就開始敲打牆壁。 * C/ b. v) N* i0 v' l. R - c' Z Z- G( T/ K★周星馳電影《唐伯虎點秋香》版:稟大人,小人本住在台女的旁邊,房中有酒又有奴,生活樂無邊。誰知那台籍女,他蠻橫不留情,勾結櫃台目無天,踢我牆壁吵我眠。 $ ], d. J$ T5 E; {' t3 w+ y1 h6 A
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