標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! K/ d( X/ X/ U! P. S
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 , n1 i0 o2 ?1 l9 \; | % ]" p& l; U6 I" d2 {9 x; ]8 o3 E9 G& v7 CHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; a" Q# b! ^: f一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ; E* n2 ?6 c i% r # ?. c; i9 Z2 qHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 t5 W0 {( W& T4 X
他四處張望,卻四下無人。 # y% b( o! x- ?( r- S* p9 E 5 N" I7 H: U1 l6 ]& y8 V \8 B2 e0 LHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 7 `: k) J% p, g
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 / n' _5 F& `$ M: U
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 s) @& L: W4 M) e0 l% p$ c' l, B
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 , O8 k! Q* m9 I" X9 ~ |! o4 J! s& c4 a# h" A+ |
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - |0 l+ ^% s5 J3 G; t9 S) _8 {
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 " y0 {" u1 V( n7 w s. T ! [6 J) n6 T4 O( Q5 u1 K( TThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , `, D' e9 H2 E( m* F: ^青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 0 D2 @; d5 x2 X3 S
! B2 [2 F L9 Y: k- U$ {1 y! ZPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! p2 A& e1 s* O8 D2 O/ w0 u
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' / I* c6 k, M. m我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 + k" _4 T9 G% `) o% g; H6 z" e
- ], M s q; }The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.5 k$ x" H0 O* R M. o
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 " K, E- T4 P/ F n6 x/ |6 x* e
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! E5 x! ]( \* }3 x, \青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " {& c8 m! i% n) G ; b( G' G/ c: f fHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * B& @! H7 M. H'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' ; H$ y, J5 u, M" }9 W% W; P3 r" }! h+ ]) X5 N
他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 6 |; L* T) ^2 n- S- x 8 A9 J Z+ h3 {; g- n( n( d) v1 E2 H! o1 K3 s! T/ `1 w