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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 [! P6 K, ^  c1 y& z7 ~; g
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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5 m0 l* w! u& iHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 ]8 y' x. a% O; M
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! , J2 G( q3 K& i
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
  ^& S3 J) g2 O; r他四處張望,卻四下無人。, w- Z, m9 ~; E5 t/ N7 |

6 Z4 L  g4 n; Q- M& Y8 UHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
" K) i  Q8 L5 |1 V+ E# j) i當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 . c1 R9 l  \7 a( Q
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# s( y" N0 s- z" U他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。& j7 T/ U- ^5 V8 n  x( b0 W& O

2 ?+ y% H! Y1 U/ `The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 B' G7 Y# D* T) \$ y
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」& h  E+ f+ d& [1 d2 i
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
  O8 q& ^# f& f青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ( C3 z1 O- Z: A" g; U5 B/ O
  
2 B  J$ j7 i0 p3 |0 S( PPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。  {, J7 P4 R5 i1 a) }. v9 V+ ]
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'; ~* t5 X5 {& n' U. t5 p
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 3 P& W6 k4 @7 ~( f
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
- f# C5 @1 j/ J8 N+ V: U/ K3 }* `老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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$ L# m5 A( ]% e" n; z8 HThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' & ^: n$ T2 h5 F
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , b- I! E% }& l4 t# b1 Z% {
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( D5 t. n7 @6 K1 T0 H

- H1 ?) c7 Y5 u. e- O  N他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 & E7 h4 J8 g# {

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