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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% |' _7 ~, [  m. }- K
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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5 d9 d' ?: f' X' }0 IHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 V5 [7 S/ o* |% P8 z一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ) Z$ d8 ]2 @. ~7 ~- v) M" N+ A
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, a% f$ ]2 n, L. d& E# g  b他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 Z/ M% s& D9 r# a- m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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3 d  [4 W+ u& v1 N4 VHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 0 G* i/ h4 o' t4 D+ [
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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  B: _7 p  H* Y# Y, S$ }& V! PThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & M3 K5 W& m* a6 V7 q3 @; f
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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' n. ~5 [. n5 A( v& J3 \- r" dThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) D; \* T" T3 P. q3 `1 R
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 4 Z; a1 m8 {# a
  
% z2 ]  u" _* X. `Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'! Q7 j8 A' L' o: G; t7 G( B
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 $ m* z! L" C  Z& K2 [) N

8 Z: U2 J* w! _5 }- ?9 \The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ B: Q0 P  }' |5 s. J5 A" f; h老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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8 G" U) d- ^7 ^, I7 mThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ r  d2 [) j5 h0 j0 h" J/ T青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 , w' a1 I- ~8 n% p' ]) ?

+ ^+ l9 n7 E( [* |6 p6 g0 R1 QHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* U, }; F9 X+ Y+ G'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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