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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
0 f8 {3 z3 Y3 B: G; D一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
# `1 q: W! v+ d9 K他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* G% U( ^+ D1 R, a0 a% u當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 - |& u& Y: y" I/ j- ~3 T2 l" _9 B# Z5 h. E

9 E& \: B' Z  }# J' XHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 N+ H7 u1 ~, y4 |/ S他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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7 B! m* E1 k! ~! rThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ! r( u' w; F( r
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」0 L$ C* g* d6 R4 u

1 u/ H- f( M, T4 w( K# aThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , }8 z1 |9 c8 P+ ?
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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0 C0 t: P4 R" r1 T# J6 d* G) R) RPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# j) ~6 P1 [3 G& `9 i7 ^
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* S" l, G; B# p5 D9 I
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 k# C6 N3 {. R+ e2 i3 [

9 `' V/ s1 {$ S2 {$ V& A2 d' uThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' : C! }6 K, F6 C' p8 _# ]
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 & d+ y. j6 h" {
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
, _" U% y6 z' K'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( J) t/ H& t: U$ ~; m0 d
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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