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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# J& q; n: U3 {( u- S% ~8 h: w
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。2 \9 s' b* f6 T; t

8 z3 f2 O- X1 C3 LHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 |4 P; P/ _; X  c0 W' U
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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) V3 v- O5 c1 |3 W. l, ?5 M4 [He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" }2 }* s6 n/ f3 n: O2 C  w- A他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 I8 V- |4 O  I; u
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) B8 _3 W: }7 j2 n
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 p* K' A3 t6 e2 D; ]2 \2 }( R他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。4 h+ R3 m3 R# l+ c9 N, R" F8 g
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + p2 w* `( Y6 U1 [' r, I
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
6 Y" Y$ N/ g: c8 g青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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# ^/ H8 n' |+ {Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。8 g+ N1 Q; L2 \, j
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 I& v$ l4 `; ^! G( K. o7 i: R
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , U. Q; p; P* f, W# q, c- R. I* V) P

, B/ W2 Y9 S- Q* w6 J1 bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.$ U: d& n. i, U* V9 Y4 w7 ]9 A
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 , A8 v4 z" @7 m+ m4 `2 M, }

' W3 @/ x# e+ t* ]9 T5 o+ MThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 U4 Q; [8 r" K
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 - z8 }8 L: ]% B1 B/ `! n$ v

5 W) n' s* p! h5 wHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! ?, `% ~+ J+ \* b7 @  ?+ ^9 N0 N'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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& D- c  ~) y+ b3 }0 H4 S# @他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! X7 K7 n' H5 R

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