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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
* j) P8 _. p. S$ x3 Z- \* n8 u一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 x' ?# p0 [9 l# I

  D. m9 }2 M1 X+ t  PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 @7 E+ I( N! j
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! & a" Q0 l* S/ Y5 a* X
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" A. m# e) |0 |8 l3 x他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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7 \2 Q- u0 ]. z' iHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
" P' r5 H8 Q0 b0 G當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 * u' k6 p$ t2 p# n; F/ x

! m  P! i5 _7 Z: U$ d, d8 K$ P0 }  RHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
) Y; P8 S. z2 Q7 ?他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( s, o) b# x# \( f/ _

+ Y! L( v( j' J; Z, `0 rThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & M1 {6 {8 S& t2 c
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」; \) J8 ~1 c( a, E

/ A9 j8 u+ }3 X+ _5 sThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 7 E, D6 H& h9 C/ ^, T! @
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 9 Y4 P; X' J2 B: B* c
  
( Y9 T/ A, N) b0 Y& oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 b( A: I# i' m6 W

. `; O4 N6 N* _; [1 c+ }I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# \* [: c4 ]- c- |+ O& y
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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" Y4 F2 E+ Z+ s: E: k* sThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." e/ ]; p9 ^& `1 U; \& N+ T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - l& ?5 A2 u# U3 P' l2 E
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 a- T% j& E( f, g4 b6 ]1 |* _青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 5 @0 P' Y5 q8 y5 }
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 3 X8 q7 T0 D' b# R0 L* M2 r
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 r( f. E8 g* v' s) C; w. a; [: H
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * \4 p( ~) ^+ s3 p* E7 T3 `: v
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