標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 0 {2 g- P- ~! u$ p2 _一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, O. |" N) K* j2 l* t- `9 |
% x+ k/ q; h2 h4 I/ \He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' - L- s8 Q5 A; p7 y2 H8 W! w一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 5 x- E9 m9 m+ p# w4 G
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ' i) w6 {/ g# v/ H他四處張望，卻四下無人。 6 H! Y5 s# M% q! H# j! x- x! W. g8 {
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 7 T" {/ c4 M/ T1 n+ M. X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 + I8 _$ J9 U; |: w& |/ f; o% S9 b9 \! l9 G
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. * b3 r* n1 `( h3 ^6 F: }! e3 M他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。% O% w w/ |) l% w" k
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # j, e# ` h G4 i8 z
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 $ j! D0 N( E: f0 ~; E3 o 1 T( z! P2 v; Q2 r+ Z4 BThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' . y& c* u) L3 V( J4 Q1 k青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ( S; [6 k, j) }& Q
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; |5 ~0 R# e3 V
" ~! ?" k; @6 g/ G. w5 O. S! N) hI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' : d1 X3 v1 m8 h5 {4 E4 u! n: a) O我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 3 Z* w' y1 W' T, e; L+ s: k5 t- W6 ?$ Q' j
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 q/ I: y' L5 Q
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( G6 V( L, r Y' v* t7 F G4 @+ H- M7 q+ f( c' c
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' . a3 U$ K- x# A+ S8 ?
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + s* H* T# c1 V9 t5 |* T, \
$ F s5 }( \' j2 w+ f/ m' qHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 9 d' H; D2 G F/ i( X- d0 D5 t
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': W0 a# N* B# E4 W2 E) r
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 & X2 ~2 q1 B. X6 c$ _
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