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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 o& V4 X1 m5 [$ A
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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+ I( F9 d  y1 {  _* E# R! CHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 L  {% U. ?, W2 F* ^
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! , O5 P, ?: {5 o! ?: H0 }

: ?% W$ T& g' O+ ]' U" LHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 k. S7 j( l+ s; P; \% H! y3 A
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' $ }! T; e# V; o+ E" [8 b" B9 ~! m# a
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 4 G( c6 L1 e2 Y$ H  g4 \  D8 K
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % g. [% C7 }- F- U
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 B0 K! n' y! x- Z; ?& P9 h8 N9 V2 i
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 A4 F- ^, Y# m+ J7 L* t9 w老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」# q5 r" g% a& O. |
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' T: E# q8 H8 I/ N青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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! L' s- [0 ?  ~0 y9 P0 }I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'% x. L2 G% f" t
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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8 f; C+ g4 Z: p7 H: x; q# t7 ]8 b9 {The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
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4 `  N! E. F. B: ?: HThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; t7 w, W0 ^3 n4 H& q
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 # M3 s8 H8 \* i+ R

! j' f' Z# o( c  ~: V! gHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
$ h; t& Q. S* K9 K" `'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'* t; x( C+ r! r1 H2 e1 G
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 V" A! Z! r, ^+ W; M3 M

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