標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. ! Q0 N$ ^4 \: H( n* q一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 0 R/ `- `* K l$ x5 J9 Y- `# i5 V/ G% c9 K# q7 Y" ^ }
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : n$ C& u) g1 F$ Q; \1 r6 _" i一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! # o6 y8 o4 ?5 Z0 E 2 x' y9 x- k7 dHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. : n$ o; B F+ H+ J3 U6 h& l
他四處張望，卻四下無人。 ; Y/ H4 U9 U! t0 H/ P0 m7 I" a9 I" V2 c7 i1 f$ j( y. N
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 P: W. \* T1 h: Q* w, S
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 , R" f: }" x4 ?0 ]) ]$ E5 n, ^6 d+ I
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ( ^4 X! H: l- }! m4 M! P" x他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- C3 p+ z S! y* l3 m5 y
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 n8 e9 y a0 ^6 d老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 3 \+ v8 \1 A* | 2 i6 g) p9 Z$ H% DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' * _5 t, ]. s. K
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 5 r, W) |! K9 }& E9 {7 \- }( i
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 8 P( k2 _ P' @; w' k& X$ ~7 b5 V V. R 9 ^8 | ]& ]1 w7 R( D; QI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' : X# |2 N, A( X1 x r5 b0 r我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' O$ x$ F7 Z4 D2 W s, S, C: N" L) b5 n$ m6 R8 d. z4 |
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& c. J% t% t0 O) X* Y4 x7 D3 \4 Z
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 `. g+ d) c# P) c9 C* t1 i " ]9 R v% i8 NThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' % K3 x6 s, T0 `) C0 B
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 8 [ p- \2 U& K( f7 {- d1 x5 m! P. f; ^# y+ k
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, & ~& @# D R3 L' I, D- W3 n
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' # }' h8 g0 C% |: } : i3 h% P; d& J2 o5 x他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 P. U$ R7 o- G! w6 u$ R, b9 j) k) U
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