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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
/ _* O) p. \- Q一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。3 k8 Q" u+ A* [: U/ l" _% \3 C0 V
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; h( \/ D* ~5 |+ {* S
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 1 O# J8 F0 m1 s. D

/ I& p  \6 E4 ^+ q  w2 rHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" @3 C1 e) r' M% I% U( {2 X' l他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
3 T9 Q0 i% n" S. f+ Q9 |" g當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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9 M5 z, j' S1 r+ A! m: aHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
* y7 c6 \# r2 H3 P3 X' Z& P他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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$ @- l. P. B0 k3 o8 UThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
* Q) U  E3 J% R# v; j+ {# X/ r老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ l+ X$ a% I8 f  p8 K$ U

+ S( u5 A8 M; n& OThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ( V( z3 \& {) n0 V2 o$ T- [+ N
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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0 d4 r: o3 a! f* p1 ]: [; VPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 [2 Q* l6 b3 ~% y) p* h5 j9 W$ V, j
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'+ a( u6 t( a2 I2 t8 e6 ~
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 8 c2 Z+ e& S% t) ]5 l# l

+ K1 ~. x# }8 m5 H" mThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
7 a2 C: {4 y7 C老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 h; V+ X- u& q% S+ |

* x) G5 \6 E9 J/ b7 u0 b" wThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " J- H5 ?: x( G7 m( v, e( y
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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' ^8 s6 c" v( v) z: vHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,   O6 S# L6 k+ e- d4 `2 u$ W
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'  Y5 m" K, S. V. Z. ^6 c

. a, \& b" V$ o+ q2 Z% ~& {他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 4 ~3 L& a) T- y0 Y9 P

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