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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.9 T$ K: z1 A" `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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1 S- U2 B7 Z8 k+ J; N6 c, OHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / M3 V2 T6 m& |0 p1 @
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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! ?( X- h, ?% [2 mHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) ]3 S" p9 ^* j; i! \3 l( }0 {
他四處張望,卻四下無人。- x' U' v6 L9 w) |) }& O7 m& ^5 L
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : m4 B5 E* P/ W" c+ G+ q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ' a9 I: P* @8 j5 f* L: N* i
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) X- X" G: S  j2 `# y7 {3 T* O5 f9 v( i

) u6 D- W/ Z3 h, y+ hThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 Q; W/ x- S1 d' n8 w+ F老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」8 {+ M: S# r, e4 q

1 O0 q8 G% [% l5 v. y9 V, l& bThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
1 [+ j  W8 u& ~: A4 M5 w5 H# ]3 v, c青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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; H7 \* E* [& M8 S' gI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. H5 P" x/ H# ^: O3 {' r! V; [/ a我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 B. t' z3 m; t1 q9 d5 A老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' $ s/ a" j9 h# _1 Y
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 6 G! l* [, L2 I7 v) G. K

) r7 p  w# R& P2 z% Y7 O* IHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 Q% v2 ?+ y$ A) P2 U7 v( G'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ X9 i$ H6 a* @& g3 z
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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