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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
# F* L& T, ]) c' l: m一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, E5 v! V' e! j

  l6 r  L5 p* _" T5 `3 F2 Y% U9 _/ OHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! w* u8 N1 o& U8 W) a6 B; y+ h
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 8 x6 R, c4 _5 W" j) S

+ t- j. h' r% F) ^; |+ f1 _2 lHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" i# p" r4 Y" e9 F* F# }0 f7 v他四處張望,卻四下無人。& ]+ i- G9 _# P8 C6 x+ M
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 a" K7 y$ h5 b. E2 |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 * Q9 O9 C) a0 k4 _6 H
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % \0 c. R, A: @3 g1 V9 |2 Z
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。" w9 d; l. {; k, K1 j% ^+ Q

( b) F' |- C( K& n' z/ o8 XThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& H: R  g: H9 Z) D1 s7 T7 _% q老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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$ C; E4 S% S0 B  ^- IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 [$ G! ]5 a; N; s6 I+ t0 Y4 K
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ! B0 O9 A! b: s( v5 Q4 i
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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8 ^0 @( u9 i. @3 N( SI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 B( k! V4 u1 `& ?3 v* `我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # U6 B; N' {5 m  i& n: |& s
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( d) Z: D( V. R) [( x7 Y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
, [: {- q% n" s+ V, |( C* u; E; }青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 g' h, b9 L+ e
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / B* M( f+ }  i; @
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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+ E: y7 S) x" j他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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