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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( \- u3 Z% G* x
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! % a; F, V9 l& u' |+ ?
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. + R. O5 S# C7 C2 R: \
他四處張望,卻四下無人。$ |  X2 n0 b* y) t
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'   g1 v$ {' M* Q8 R3 K$ X1 Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 5 B3 A6 m3 J" V- C
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 `4 K2 X2 @' v8 `
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。! B5 r$ w  `  b
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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4 [3 X9 F! q, ^9 K- U% y1 q) YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. ]# G4 s' ?) Q0 w青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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+ t- t5 D9 @$ U" _6 d! _2 IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 ?  e/ X, ^+ x) K+ i. `. R% o
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 p# ~" b7 r9 j0 V- [& `( F# W$ e
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % }" r/ a% ], s& A( E' \
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.  O# t0 }, ^; Q, l1 c
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 {  S$ G" k0 q( }  u( t0 N

' P2 e/ w0 q" Q6 eThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 m* C- ?- k- V4 i6 n. b4 A0 m
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 3 v) X1 Y  E8 N2 ^! G5 x
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / v0 a% i1 c* L1 d/ x
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