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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
% u: L" t4 g6 C9 m- w一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!   R) b7 }8 z9 K! ^. O

. K4 ~# a& q7 e7 {9 a2 aHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ! s4 e" ]4 M( X( n8 E! \2 K
他四處張望,卻四下無人。# |5 v9 b! V* L' |0 `

' Y$ |7 C5 g' K4 S% AHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 L0 n3 q% ~3 ^' U: a
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# ~( s& M) ?. Q2 L1 a, J他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。3 M0 X& f7 |/ s4 B$ v% n$ b
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' % c$ p' W! V  D9 }
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」, d( b" a; U8 X+ A# G

1 J4 ^+ N. D: R% C  d$ ~8 Z" w# DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) }: [$ H5 \; ^6 e5 b: B% m
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% u* [' w6 L9 H6 O0 VI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'; }% r$ _5 D. ~! g0 Q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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' [: i; A, d" vThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.1 E: v* w8 {4 L1 y( m9 f
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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- h* @3 i5 t8 @7 X7 _, E" Y0 FThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ( W3 M# u7 O% L) @- X" Q
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 j$ `5 L6 m  @! E: F8 wHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& u0 A  T: X; k( v* @" t'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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