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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: R* @+ H% c( y4 a! `) ~
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 7 D+ `( d7 g7 J( J" o
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 3 Y6 Y8 l" n1 E% C9 y* y2 ?0 E, g# z
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ |( ~" j8 H0 Q& v7 s他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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# Y+ Y7 Q) [, O; t) B0 r; zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' - J$ h9 x) r! {8 v, C$ b. v/ \9 p
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 $ I/ j2 \$ a; Y4 O
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 g* ]6 b( E0 f; x  u/ y
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # a0 C) J4 I, `* g" f
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 d# }: p9 W* y
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ M0 A7 q# ]* D2 U# }4 v* }8 s

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我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 C4 q: @; B. j0 s
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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+ L( H; p: F) P7 T3 EThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) [5 V2 w: |* q8 h1 P$ |, W'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'. d/ U5 e0 A: r" h* X
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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