iBeta 愛北大論壇

標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
1 ]6 j# m6 n/ l5 u& H6 y+ r" v一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。! G# k$ b+ L* {' g9 a' b# M% M

  r/ v% ?; g4 w5 EHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) U9 N7 @1 G+ G一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
3 O. j9 ?- W. u3 D2 J  {+ a
4 }( W6 e/ b4 S4 zHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) e7 t" m  v; @! y" j/ ~0 Y
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
; T8 P. M  I! P; H' ^6 \
+ I. f/ m7 q# Y. \4 XHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , F' w* j' R* h. B# E# `
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
. z) F4 j0 L. ]6 z' a0 E7 [! p3 {8 I6 Z, M) [/ c$ `
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
- \6 z- a: d9 \8 S. e3 [6 J# A他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
9 A' I2 z3 W& c: Q% n9 |& \+ X& y! h
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) Q5 _, A5 ?* [老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
3 z0 D: U3 @) E
$ T9 ]& l4 d3 e6 _* VThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
! l' {/ T% A+ Q! Y; i0 O青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
0 v# j$ K/ s3 C  
$ c: \# E" y: }- PPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 G3 Y' h# B9 e4 M
' T& y6 M/ d% ^; d+ p; g
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) \( d# V" e. a+ w我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
4 V! ^9 h2 j6 U/ N! ^1 C" d& ^  @+ L3 l  F* a7 o
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ ^8 D" g# R* q老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / ]" L2 z# y4 ~# p7 m% b" I

+ O4 A6 J: x0 m! Y( Z% FThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' / T. R$ ^/ {8 s6 w3 \: E
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
0 r/ D, W7 {& I' V: J; P- }8 T" \: z' E8 A% g' u
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* U3 H/ S$ ?2 n+ U1 M8 E# {'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'3 B' E3 |, X( Z/ b$ b% v
0 D1 v+ U4 ^5 @% e  e
他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / p4 g0 }8 |  ~8 d( q; C; K/ u

5 v+ t5 v8 Z3 P! ^$ ]' X$ t9 m2 B  R5 M3 h3 h' t9 b; W$ r5 p9 n$ p





歡迎光臨 iBeta 愛北大論壇 (https://forum.ibeta.tw/) Powered by Discuz! X2.5