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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 1 N. b" g, ^( N; i; b; |+ T
他四處張望,卻四下無人。3 q. y5 @. k) X* D4 g0 N( n

# F; U, A; a! y/ d! dHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 {) i, \# N: K: ]2 G! l5 l1 x
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
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! z: D) y: N* [! X! f6 B4 w) \The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - i; M8 K* _: a7 I% V! Y
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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3 H! H  ~% P! h2 ~# ^The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
4 |1 T$ R  s5 k. [; M青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。" W! B/ J# Q3 z$ T, o
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'/ I: k' u# H# D- Q* I. ^
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! X/ ^" V* ?" e5 [9 \

5 r% x! N* e: G" A+ y$ WThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
/ `! Z% s* p3 ?青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 c' l: N+ t( b
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - c7 H( I! i: P$ [/ K+ E& g
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; ?7 J4 f0 u( w# e7 z6 K
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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