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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.9 U1 S6 a9 m! Q
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。  s2 }/ Y3 v- Q

4 D4 V/ f3 t3 g- f6 B# B3 L3 {He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / ?9 h  e. z" W/ v  F& m, b4 Z
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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  x) j9 z+ W3 u4 wHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. . y3 h7 r* k. G2 R9 y
他四處張望,卻四下無人。9 e6 e# ]$ j# m1 q
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * v$ D7 F5 y! `9 a5 h
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 . t! F1 Y  W+ E$ z6 `

3 S. P  W" K0 J! j& i* PHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 D5 |5 ~0 p* R) a, ~他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # s8 X# _9 |3 F
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」5 S+ \' O' \4 c5 m9 ~/ B
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
2 `7 r9 m  B  c+ o青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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1 J5 }( L" u( u: w( L- z% ?' f% o* d' yPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。9 {$ c; s+ T* F: |: z" ^* O& s: c4 m3 X6 M
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'0 \- P- {, Z* x' c; K
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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& T; U! F! b  c" C! ?; @$ g/ ^The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 |* z: j. _9 u9 u
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ) H/ X  d1 s. @. a) ]
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
  F: b- z1 G+ w6 @. Z3 P) n青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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8 J: Z! a& ?0 X: ^! u# o; A( N2 gHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! F9 p) d& l: E6 S9 I+ t% P  d
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') u8 L9 _5 m/ N; H
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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