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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
, u4 ]0 R$ z7 {( E6 a一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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+ i$ y  l' s1 j3 PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ' E( l2 J# X' Z- e$ |
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 1 D" w% F% e$ K0 K$ R

. E& x& y2 v. D9 E( \He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 `$ ?0 n2 d! e! @; _7 ~
他四處張望,卻四下無人。7 j5 x& Y0 M, v* H5 Y( H

+ H6 B! z. V8 x; ]" AHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
& X0 a5 p' l0 @2 h; s8 j當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 4 J! q* [$ N# k4 X, s

- q  z( [6 E6 K2 T; w3 tHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. , y' w5 W3 b9 j& w  a
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( q0 B( p* K3 j. B1 f) W# _0 w

3 N$ t+ o6 {# u/ T8 d$ _( dThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
: I$ n5 i4 b. S1 K4 Q; Z, h, N& E老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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0 ^$ R3 h" r6 Y4 M- F8 NThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
  T% p4 I0 w8 i, \  n/ V( O青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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5 B& [, X( m2 Z* K) rPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'5 |- c2 Y+ [6 c5 a( F. I8 N
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! `" Q7 x' I) z" t/ E5 |' |The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* I* f: A0 s9 V$ H0 U* P5 s
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! T; W( e  E0 _8 T4 H' P: f
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 5 q$ ]. l# m( ]5 v* V
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
7 j8 Q# g$ M; p! Z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' m8 z" |( m0 R- w# S
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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