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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 F- _( A. b& i' G3 V
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。# R  L/ z& [7 v: I( m8 Z, w
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 R, W' k4 E/ _
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! # g# x1 M  c& |$ y/ ?4 \

2 |' K- Y: m" p. z) m' vHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
% V0 q1 `& _$ O; [他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' " g  [! O! C$ J2 L3 p
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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+ h; y9 o3 v0 I$ Z, gHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 G4 U0 j/ c( [: W
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, a5 {' D( r: t8 P
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # s! {  U) h" S' N* r5 \
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - r3 f' @' R9 f
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 / y0 {& g4 F% j% f! H; r
  
# y8 I  k7 Y; C, G( Z8 G8 cPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。1 f* X/ h. t1 C$ r
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'9 h" h  w. g+ k/ U" w: C
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) R4 e% r7 {* G. c
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ ~% b4 c0 `! E* X" q$ a
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 c1 E$ d6 z4 G8 z( Q; f5 {青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
# S& X. ^0 w: G) I. Y  U' T'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 4 G! G7 A, w* f7 ^

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