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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* I, f, {, e, v) q3 G4 |- n) |
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, C! p# P+ h" Y# p

' k  x; e& w% f# ZHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 X% D1 z1 k. l! `/ x* y% z* B: G
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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0 @- k9 z- R; CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 O9 v& I% L9 T1 w他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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8 J5 R8 Q0 \' r- L9 c2 [; OHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 1 s6 X( ]+ y; A4 o
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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4 {" |$ Y5 n. H" a2 UHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 w# I* m8 x" E/ `3 f+ R3 d
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , }; s! P% U( @4 M
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」; K. s3 i4 S( |  b1 |% R! D
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
( T% P7 f! h. q3 H7 [青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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! F! d- s$ ?% D( L, D% nPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。' A1 w# Z) }9 J, ?0 b, F( [; H) j

2 ]- t( |1 g1 c2 U' Z- CI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
2 m- a& l3 z* l+ n, N我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
! \; Z3 ?4 j% P6 ~- F老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 {5 Y9 j2 ~- t' z% ?

6 Q& ?" I% O* tThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 3 [* L  X: S: E' @) {) D% f
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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- s- |1 W: o  A+ t: dHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
% Q3 b5 G% M6 q6 N" {+ a'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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- A9 K) p4 d8 c/ |# `6 ?3 x他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : e' m0 J0 I; [/ Y
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