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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
2 W6 M* M  X# l一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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6 C" W3 t! n/ o- o; Z% x+ zHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
6 u: B% h5 V, S1 G9 M, p一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 8 F8 L0 W7 g" Z5 j6 C

: N) b3 |+ R: {% O$ t8 J; d' f% GHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" j) o, g9 f4 P0 O8 R" A他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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% M, H$ e) k" z- D; p) n2 V. NHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ) z$ t, n' W" f( Z1 E, j
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 % }( t! q+ z& }1 o$ R

- s- A$ |( g2 V1 n( [4 BHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
: m. h6 v* g" p: ]2 |5 M: x他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) C8 q8 F, V& Y& l. a, C6 R# i7 LThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 O+ n% w! D) m2 d
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」3 i8 t, E* l/ `% T0 e6 M

% z2 g3 [2 s" i2 HThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 _: }  S7 o4 c# s6 p
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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  ^; c: n# a' [  \' D) {! Y9 ]I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 v* w& }% h; P
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 * R5 f$ a2 Q6 H& W- C3 {

0 o0 _3 D3 ^! P$ C  D/ qThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' R* E# x* T; ?( U% w7 i+ }老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 I6 @! M% B+ [) r, j
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 [$ c$ K5 i6 w青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( ]/ o# u' q* m; y5 D3 _% R
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % J/ a5 F9 p3 i3 F/ \5 b) L
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 + p' v2 V+ {9 z- e6 I
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