標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 0 g% @ ?9 Q- y. G8 {5 @% S. E一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。& e9 e( b& ~+ a7 {7 U2 f& ]
2 A+ V: B7 L" t, F% n& RHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : B% x* ~9 M+ {; {& d7 y% P一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 1 k" O! \4 o! n$ ^# ]6 X4 W' Z
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. }! P( j/ C; @5 }/ N1 |% W, r. u
他四處張望,卻四下無人。; ~+ i2 u5 p, \
2 T: a2 N% T" J) O/ V ^: UHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * X: {) y) t: z; {$ z
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ?# [) _$ g: c& p1 @
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 o/ T7 [# ]+ C$ @: N
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 , k! u/ s( n( U( T) J4 H1 F) b; d1 y2 R, U7 \& N$ R
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , d. _5 i. I0 n' t5 u
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ P" d# Z6 v* q( N/ O3 u- d, l
/ Y4 r% }4 R* T9 T( U* n/ |* kThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : R+ I/ s6 M% H/ s
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 / l& o( L" \: T8 o, Y+ J) } % B1 ^/ Q$ n0 A$ wPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 9 N, ?6 ^( J8 }4 p4 u1 p3 P- o- x$ l5 z: l
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' , ?" E W. X" j/ I) g, @8 |! f0 m# Q我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 ~# q* {$ @% L, w! b
9 p+ X2 y% v2 v4 {/ M5 PThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. % P+ x1 C3 Y* j) q3 P老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( B/ O6 s: g d, c7 U' O4 v
7 d# x3 O/ }/ p- k6 fThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 w, w& W1 H8 O2 Y青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 5 C& O4 @+ Q, B7 h! E
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ' E0 F& r4 S" T
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; [9 f H4 w2 i8 d
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 , S/ ^3 o# S& i0 G+ j4 ^* i A- d4 W. Y, Q5 ^/ X% ~+ q
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