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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." o9 B5 t4 I2 \8 q  i
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。( Y( G8 ?/ N! O) a! m% B
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 k9 e" E0 C( I; L一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 7 O0 M* j6 d  b8 G; N! `
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 V! B- r$ ?8 d  ~; ^# i$ W
他四處張望,卻四下無人。: `1 E# l! {' X2 T/ Z6 Q" d8 t

" a7 M0 F3 g. c2 xHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , ^, A8 y8 Q1 C
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 $ z4 O/ Y6 f$ y/ j9 l- Y9 Q' K& X
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - _$ M, }  k  O7 k" `2 A0 {
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
" N! }3 g2 U4 N& {老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
, ]$ L) L! Y& r: U3 \4 t青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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5 i, d5 E9 x5 u1 ^2 m6 APick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: d2 x0 X' D/ _$ c, }
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. L+ Q# T# D6 B' F我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.) \6 ?: A9 W( k- r& U
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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" ], u9 c1 \: z$ i7 E6 C1 |* JThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
  _* h  g3 E3 t# P青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
' T/ I8 B1 e3 _. \1 S'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'  T9 |" u& ]8 z1 t
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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