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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 y( I; ?: `$ d6 n# {3 f
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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# t( @/ d- I$ I2 t: sHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
! h) g6 f4 f. b$ i# S% T$ R4 x一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ; w; u" |8 t5 M8 G. U4 i  r

0 i' U1 k5 @7 I1 k4 x5 WHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. & D  G, k% Y1 r& k* M: Z- n# o0 X
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* }5 o; j  B, \+ l8 B( T8 E" V& n當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 U( m( A% z% I6 k: q# ]He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
7 C' F) M0 I$ p/ T他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
- ~7 w% a3 J/ p+ O老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」. O0 M3 C2 t5 m! M: X" c7 P* f
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
2 `4 Z* T) z3 ]0 x9 N青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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% `( E/ C% \0 ~& j' y4 p0 oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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3 ^' [- [  @% H0 P6 lI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& _, a1 b$ F/ `6 O5 K. t
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 / ?) t. X5 R) P. x3 K

% v5 K) P7 c8 [) LThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
" _3 p0 T1 E: l  ?+ V' i老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
/ s" M1 u) Q  ?) A  g- Q青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + u) g. K) C6 k6 n/ n) n/ }8 G

, o4 i7 q! Z' `; o! w7 Y, MHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 8 d" G3 c2 G5 [+ C# l$ l( C
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'4 a# `& B( d% J1 y6 y8 L- I+ Y
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 " A; X& c/ n; ]& p2 R8 ~7 l

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