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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( f( s" k  p. f
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. . @! L/ {7 e+ L
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
5 t# w$ M: b, O& \6 x$ ]$ B4 [當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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& Y0 F8 d6 p* HHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % U8 ]9 K1 a& o( ^" t" P/ E! q
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'   K0 ^* t: i4 E8 n4 x5 }% ~
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」- Z# s8 N# l  p% {6 l. Y

/ e! k5 X9 ^' J) C+ y* _! c9 A" h( S, bThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 0 r. _( f2 h0 K& G, G/ B
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 + a; E6 [2 Z$ Q. E( ^# r
  
. H8 w# D- P  [4 ~Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 t  R( Q! }: c* x
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
8 Q0 J$ R& w2 h) s" d: J我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' . X5 ?) I7 p" o) O1 K" e
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % W' ^* z, X$ U) k3 A: A
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! e5 S/ s2 t: G( ]4 _
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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