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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
0 g1 k8 T* S2 n8 z) K  Q: E, ?一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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& y+ C3 i* g) S  Z& sHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
% S; E2 K/ B) E- c+ l一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 7 k7 S# Z; |: p) I! M/ w
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 J. n" C7 G% Y/ {" S& `0 r4 t他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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& O* @* B2 ~& OHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, u. P2 W! M0 y7 E  j, v8 [當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) e5 z  ]0 r/ y+ o

: e6 U4 @+ \& G1 F* n; B8 _$ x1 zHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % c$ _* j& C7 B' d- S4 [, ?0 f
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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7 y+ ^. m& W3 q6 x) @% y( LThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
2 v* b" C9 M5 @+ S! x: O5 I老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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8 d- o+ V( H+ `" O3 uThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
% R; z* l9 H3 N青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% \0 i% F- b7 t5 C4 G) m! GI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. G- o/ F3 O9 I' _; k1 b
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 u# E3 B7 G( h3 b% U& ^* z
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 q- T$ B; k  k5 h老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 , Z  a2 n1 C! Z& u, h& m

4 J) l/ t/ T, Z  C# B% ZThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ' M4 z6 Y; g' j4 ?, V
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 & m3 f, {7 W, p4 ~& m

7 n. v4 ?& _$ v7 O, c2 ]# b2 h( X2 v) gHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / K3 y$ U* O- g' v
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ; P# O% T. e) A0 a

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