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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# i9 a& F" P) ~8 v- a- E, v* V
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. m4 e: {/ Y' W+ G. Z
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 O; h0 z1 Z! Q
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! - H- C1 W4 Q, _- g* j/ U
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
% L9 e$ M1 b4 t" x  o2 j他四處張望,卻四下無人。+ I! N; G; |, B2 f0 O' Y) ^
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * f: N4 X; B/ X4 L: g6 o2 A( b% ^% N
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 + l& K6 i5 z% ?  \
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 8 a. U" C2 D( v
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' % `% W, S+ [- L$ A+ W. }4 I
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」; L) O0 u2 j6 X  o) l. H

0 F0 m( V5 X8 N6 m2 {; }The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 k. ^. B: R7 A青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 |0 Z: Q! w  {- u
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 " J" ^8 ^4 d, n: e

* [, ~' s; B! g9 C2 n) \! fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." O( ]7 O/ b: x# y( ~
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( d3 K6 R1 N( V* S& M
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 W# z+ W& ^4 h8 T$ T' G青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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" x: j0 R1 ^7 D2 Q7 XHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , Y: R* h9 n# j& s1 y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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, R; a2 Q7 E8 p4 G, }% C他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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