標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: R7 \. y! b8 ~0 p% [& w+ q
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 " A7 M8 m; M, Y7 s& J" z7 | ( B8 P/ f( h, K1 t, o8 ~% S& jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 5 k( b9 c" Z1 E一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 4 v: D. J/ a# d! }5 h1 O , z0 T( Z9 R0 Y& \) gHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. " u" ] o! F& O
他四處張望,卻四下無人。; O8 M% B+ K' a" M8 Q/ n8 j
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ) G3 Z! d9 W: \% i, j
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 $ \/ c9 ?3 I3 j' t1 |( }! W; _& y ! w6 c5 g& W/ @! G" \8 @( pHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 3 ~/ j, r/ @9 ], Y" f3 d+ i- m2 q
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 " M$ u6 Y; p4 ^ ) R- n) z$ h* {& w: vThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 6 o- t3 w0 a" I/ ?4 C' M老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 ( h; `( J3 b- ]4 { * z2 K2 ]2 K5 c7 M8 L; cThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ' W2 z7 x' d5 q r青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ( c9 X, Y* z. Q, W7 ?+ g ! O1 C( | c4 m% J' W% WPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 6 J1 Z* l4 q" Z' o% I! H - q( h+ P6 g) f/ `: nI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'+ r; |- \- l/ u( D
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 0 M; v( |8 G8 y6 S$ g% O) [/ n $ i. _2 N( ?$ V/ w/ ^5 G/ LThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. - H9 Q. w9 T2 \. m1 p7 c) |老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 + V4 ~. a% d) L# G# Z0 d" { Z# f
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 3 O0 ^6 A9 `) V! v% D
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 : N9 n- b- r! S3 h6 B! C : G! U- S. L4 _6 HHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 n* {8 }7 ~* x/ K' A
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' , j$ f4 v% C& T' [, C , }' W+ d+ H$ _" T6 Y5 F+ O( n( }他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / w1 G* X) X! {# R . j+ L7 V+ P4 N2 e# \3 N$ |! G. X6 L1 v3 D4 B F% w