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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* o5 S& a# P' l5 J  w+ n
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 D5 _) r3 d! N: d; v; K: Q
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" a, L! E2 f' N( p( I4 W7 h一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 8 F! h+ _+ p2 i9 Z- D
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 i% a7 v4 N  T他四處張望,卻四下無人。6 N+ U( ~" P  C% J/ }
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
" ~. m, `/ v8 v# ?" E) E3 h' w當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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* V) M6 C2 }& D8 V6 R) B" AHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ' B$ i- u. v' N2 E8 ?$ `5 p
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) k' F7 X, ~- X8 W. SThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
  f3 x4 c: p/ D) K/ b! |# i老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」2 X% M2 e/ l0 N4 T- p! I% {- p

4 n- w% W8 G% e& h8 e3 J0 nThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'   `0 V' l+ c7 G, K7 j2 R) w* [
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# E- J% D; i; k- J; \
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. Q! b* ]# b; A我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 s% f1 k1 m, E+ V9 r& Z0 J
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* U5 s+ J4 D. \
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 " H+ |! k. |2 ]) W! i

. K" K' M0 I$ Z% z4 ?  v1 {" CThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 R9 }1 R7 z) ^7 [# d& ]1 M
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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3 r# d, C7 M8 E* y% H- P6 zHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  g& r4 c1 y8 l* K1 Z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 , T$ Q) Z0 {& P* {/ ~3 x

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