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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
  p, ^: M6 y) M7 [0 O( L% c& Q一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 K* g6 h( N& j: z! l

2 Y0 S9 o5 v% i9 @( ^8 DHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 T9 Z7 @. p4 D" F, `+ m
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
6 x* N# d9 n7 N  `( z' M1 n他四處張望,卻四下無人。5 O8 e# z9 W# y) F
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
; B8 I/ }9 U4 M& r" c  ]$ D當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 : Y1 n8 _1 n8 P- v. x( F8 x
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . u- Y9 C! Z! W
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 C) r( I* P5 l6 a3 wThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + g$ k4 {; o' m
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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/ g7 B, |$ F2 V* ?1 k+ GThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
- ]5 f; N/ T, Z* T6 B青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% g& w. |! H: N2 u2 u1 z. C

% f1 a! N) o0 o( F) X( U. T4 sI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 c2 `7 t- Y+ {/ s" k我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.% x1 Y! o* F- ]( Q/ c
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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  l* P1 ?. V: G  _$ Y  TThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 i! T  C. Q  U: M/ r2 U4 j
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 0 V( V* K* h( K6 B/ C& n  @; r

4 p' i' A' J4 s4 EHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- Z! {$ W& k1 R! ?' P8 r4 ]'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'1 A0 I. ~$ p! Z! Z0 R" V

# z5 L+ \# y! m; V0 k8 F% P他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」   t8 Q2 V2 F( W! X2 ?- V# ]

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