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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
9 H& s; c4 e  F# _一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
5 n. U' w( \+ x! N1 [( l) s- f- T+ @一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 f/ z& w2 ]/ H: J$ L他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' c: _  ?$ g" t( ^$ F. x
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, P/ @& a! D8 H+ X他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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9 A' ^5 `& [, [% KThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 \& q5 _2 b' y9 o( q& [8 N3 [
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 3 q) E0 @6 Q4 J! T
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 - C4 k+ A, u+ H5 Q6 b) @8 i
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ C6 J# q6 J1 I- J4 a/ h6 y( h2 a4 C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
6 R! j) o  ]5 [& F6 ^我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 2 g# d- U+ ], T/ ?
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.% {1 p+ ]) N4 I9 l1 m6 i4 k
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' * R6 F# ^& h) E3 w9 _8 |
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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! V8 P* t$ U' \: x8 K$ ZHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 e" S/ j* m. r. H1 C; G'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 s& v+ v1 M' b9 D8 q3 o/ K

3 R9 {0 N  p- P0 ~! E1 M他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / ?- u; [) t: G: O
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