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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
: B, R! m: w1 c0 r一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ W6 x0 S9 X, ]% p0 e& Y7 J

! |. H% p1 [. Q; AHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
, b9 f! L' C( B" m6 W% `" p/ B+ H一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 @  c- [& x9 h* y. Q他四處張望,卻四下無人。+ L. `( X$ W; y1 M- Q. g
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
" B8 p. ^1 l5 O當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 , M5 v0 Y* d( \2 k5 \3 d# d1 b

3 N2 V; K  o# |# v* B. A! YHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
) x  `: {1 f4 k5 z4 U他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. p7 N0 ^( p' s/ n老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' N0 S8 A2 e" G, u/ v青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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& [9 t, g, m( ]* {1 _4 ^9 {Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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: L9 y3 H8 V' n' Z3 r+ UI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
& z# c! C$ O, n% ^2 `2 c) E我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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0 {: ~& I: R7 Q! S6 vThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# ]" S; E! H7 m: L老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # H8 @* m" r% l! `
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」   S7 s* G6 v2 }+ b( z! h
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, " S- Z  J4 a- `2 T
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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