標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. " E% P, }9 [7 w- [$ b6 O: o' Z9 W一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 $ U' g9 y2 ~4 J* s7 b& @1 b' R8 J. Y) c3 [5 g" r+ M* z& U) @; c
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 O# w3 G/ q% G6 R4 G# k
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! & z3 o* r) m* w- C- k' t/ y, S
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. " O9 v# i3 O7 S- n4 l/ m' Q他四處張望，卻四下無人。 & ~( q o4 c; I) ^$ [/ | V5 A( Z$ m$ l# ~6 ]
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' + K. k( f2 f& ]; A4 |9 v) ]當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( t( q, ~) Y+ w) B- O9 i# c1 i, @. c1 B5 x& P& j
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ( }' [/ A( Y! g% ?" ^他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。9 a$ h) E+ f( M& G8 P# w) z
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ( G5 I! a* C, r' A& }* ~8 V" g老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」7 X* j4 X/ J" u( T5 q* s: e0 I
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " X' A; ^6 y' q6 w
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 & N0 I3 C6 j/ W Z# y
9 ?* g" c+ [/ ~+ a9 HPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 # ~; v- E0 ^3 W K( @% K5 [4 E8 S' {+ ^! g' Z/ C1 W( [% U
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' 7 E* N7 w+ b3 E6 }. c7 f `我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 - J+ n: b6 F# G. Z
. w: p- i) a$ l0 iThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. 2 f% H% o5 K+ [: _# E老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # ?' A, i$ b0 P% C) ~
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 f8 H. r I1 G5 z9 P' N
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " B2 U1 P Y7 B6 y- _( s6 N/ s% g6 F9 |* `) J. Z: t+ `
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 z7 d: q7 K7 [9 y4 q0 }: z) ?
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; C Q2 g0 e: A& U
( `6 N& k: L$ w. t他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * n" t5 [* H/ [8 [
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