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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 U  I! ^9 k2 C" j0 b$ E9 W
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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9 \; f  o' U! f# D. D" G; f5 y+ SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) d) K; j/ u/ u- m& r. `' R一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! - N9 `% H/ D, j" ~; ?

+ y7 w- J' }  K" j  c6 }He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, R, c% J" `" K6 j他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ H/ |# N, f( ^7 x$ {: |當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 B' m1 ]. l. G1 Y( Z0 d8 P; c他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 \9 T9 v7 D* P% A' w' I老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
1 ?, k# ^+ y0 x/ b3 r* r) ~青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。8 E- p5 B* ?. _$ S) `

# m  n# A- w# H$ [+ ?. GI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 w% h' q! o) ]2 W, H
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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7 n) F- t* A: L% V0 g/ Q8 bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
& r3 O. l2 K( r老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ) D4 V3 l1 c- s7 F: h

$ d0 e  N( j) R: b$ p9 {The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ A9 D1 k9 K5 d  _4 r2 q青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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( t, u8 ?( m8 S- e5 h( t4 l3 @& v3 YHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
( S( l- p! Q/ [. e4 B. A# x'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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( V. a: D7 J- x他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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