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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
- R* a2 i- T, E一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) `/ a5 W, `. W0 I) V& b4 e+ g" k他四處張望,卻四下無人。1 _' h; W6 _4 \) i5 \# M
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # k8 n- t$ P+ p% ^% j0 \
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 & V8 w( V8 B5 s7 M/ e+ b7 M7 R
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ v8 r7 h  R+ g- F
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- W4 U+ l6 n0 \& E  J0 S

4 b1 \0 s" d/ E" j' p6 Z! h8 GThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 E7 g. x2 z5 h* k( Y) j老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
, h, P0 r7 Q7 b# _$ a青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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- j7 N% i3 f- rPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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3 B( h" d+ e2 c! u/ O/ z- P! DI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# P: i! G. O+ A& J) I- g: l我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 $ {" H+ e: L$ t& J
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
; Y$ `3 n3 G9 g% F3 k  M- ?老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
$ p5 D3 z7 l+ \青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
# `- R0 h% p2 j6 j3 u: n- `7 Y'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 L* n# Z4 d# f1 x/ o3 I

0 p; ^6 R8 z( h; Y- |/ T$ h他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 7 v7 F( q7 }" `3 f
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