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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
* }$ W  a+ ?4 P& n2 w6 x; E一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。& @4 g0 _  H4 Z0 B3 c9 I

6 N8 ~8 _' \4 P$ P( uHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 `7 {/ j5 `+ `3 z' ?
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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8 m2 ]. J* B( d5 L9 k, v- V9 VHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
6 ~$ J& I$ z2 ?; D" z他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 e9 A& b) D+ U: G- U3 j當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
8 w7 X9 t) D2 j4 C/ U* [他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 2 v  U) F+ H6 f
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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( t" r& `+ H; V+ WThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
" [, M7 C. J# [  A. B2 A青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ' w& @# R/ ?% Z+ A1 E3 L
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( C% r* b# B+ T# i( l9 Z( O9 ^
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.# k0 J8 y* N+ U: d
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # ~- z3 q5 s2 A4 p
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 , W6 _3 b' ^% T- B: X9 q/ `  \! ?" T+ A

% T9 a  W) {2 Y1 F6 H1 J) R' [He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 Q) R' d" {2 h0 w; f1 L
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'1 Q5 G& P0 ~" w/ ]

  b8 U5 ]( ^2 Q0 x他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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