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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
: L1 i/ u' r( ?- i4 q一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' . A5 f2 e  n% V; I: ]  H+ a
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ! c3 L# m/ C" G, n- p
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 q$ g5 S' |/ J% ]  v' @/ \  D
他四處張望,卻四下無人。- y! i6 m! i0 q7 P& n2 N# p: K
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ! t' P' p7 k8 E
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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* F( g# P2 B% l# F4 ~4 `5 {He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# A1 I  A+ S* G6 {他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。% m0 `% O! X# l) z; X6 |2 m$ l0 o) E
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 d9 d, L# g2 \: ]
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」4 C  P- ^/ G3 e2 M( e+ i7 i
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
" [, ^9 ?7 B& P! r1 ^. T0 c青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 4 i, ~; p  a, M- b- z' y
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') i* E# ^8 Y  j  p  P' X/ j
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# k! ~* C. g, g. H( G4 R8 Q老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! R6 m% L9 J, B0 e
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ' G, n6 ~5 Q+ i5 v
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,   A3 X0 L' A) L) t' I
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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; D- a" L" e' H* o& u# v9 g' _他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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