標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* N% d+ z4 o( n* ~' W2 ?
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。7 C1 p6 N' |! v" P
( J3 M$ V, _. |6 w" ?* |( z/ A) lHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' Z d$ H! [& }, H
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 s9 T# ]( P, x. \
- C% N! Q0 i9 t4 Y. QHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 1 b+ V( ]# g8 a7 j& ^他四處張望，卻四下無人。 8 _' Q2 e; J3 r- S7 I8 J0 P 5 B( C( o9 j mHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 [ s: ?& r' f5 q, T7 [6 S# n
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 5 t7 P, Q9 M5 |% ]" S
* n6 n0 T8 x% @: |* P7 J4 `: U3 rHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. & p. f, {: _2 i& z
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 3 _) g. ~ J/ C" c/ T" G - o+ |+ p. D/ I3 v: R8 KThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / B: F/ i, `: K J; b l% R
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」# g( ^8 W0 d0 @% _4 w2 f
" v! ^8 R$ E8 E& ?The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' * [/ @8 ` A: B6 E5 X
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 5 f# y) k+ a* c% W V/ L" Z' e $ p4 }( w3 T; S7 l( v. Z' _+ z* g. g( B
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ j K* G- G7 H! V; x0 R
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 H) k( P# z, T9 Y( C/ ]5 w1 p
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 : H9 d C: i# a+ M* g7 s7 O D, a
" Z3 m2 q+ U* W5 F5 w4 i% y( {The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.# F8 t; h' T5 j" Q7 y: R
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( W# T& ^, Q% z% [( t
2 q" j6 q0 D/ V8 m4 jThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' % S% R: Q' K8 o* S3 x# F. ]
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 R( e; f; y$ Z2 v: H( e8 ` \9 h: o1 w( O& S: w* q
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , P1 ?7 r: M1 S; j1 c+ q
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# U' S# D, A! q+ |
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! g: _8 r% {/ }. f4 T& t6 R
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