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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
  |1 F) W+ u+ T/ W! _, ~一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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$ i2 R# i" J6 j- m' U3 w5 VHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' k* L& @' d1 m6 J一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 6 o/ z6 f3 T9 g) w
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 5 [9 q# d5 H7 v* A
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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9 g+ w2 w. F; Y1 g/ h1 l: vHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # _( }. b( Y" h0 \! x  h
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 * M- J. V! e+ ?7 _! V8 K+ Q4 r6 B

1 B0 [# B8 v4 P, f& p' u) Y1 lHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
) A( L# [- _. X0 S" }1 d他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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# I9 s  g& k+ O/ Z" z5 EThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 a, f; ]. i: o) A3 Q) h老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」/ E1 R# r( M, f) @) @

: [! o/ |  H' O2 m, jThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; D- h' a6 g* [) O青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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  N4 z8 w7 n- Z+ _( i$ s2 BPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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0 T8 y8 g  O  ~: R' G( aI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
* M% h* G/ B# N" ~0 ]8 U我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
  C7 {' M( u" }2 J老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 % `! R1 j2 s+ X7 v! b

; {/ `& a$ t' s( M3 [' eThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
; p3 Q% p7 n& s+ r6 ~' Z青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」   G) h4 ^3 [* Q6 s- x# V, ]
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 k  Q& a5 k, S; L4 f
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 N; h: n; s1 |+ @/ {% v

% w$ P5 |- w" j- z8 U( Y: ?他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! g; a0 U+ i" t- r( N! h$ w
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