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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
+ i0 n5 c8 D8 s! i! X6 U一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 I/ T4 Q; B1 M# P; [
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' }% H: X/ i  ~* N' r, v. a一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 v( [$ X8 m( {5 a0 E9 D  _$ k4 X
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 C# f( L* D/ T+ j5 r& P
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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  N0 V* l1 C; u: l& }( U' d4 q3 THe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ( y3 @" h$ g, Q
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: q! U* j/ ]% r# T2 c! M' h
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - p3 m6 c6 M" N
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」9 `# X1 F' V' y9 G

; w: [: {, W7 N6 X2 o3 J9 sThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
  Q# W% |; n$ A- C! h1 m6 v青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 2 {5 [4 {4 y( {4 J- x, T
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。+ v8 F+ N+ K& _$ G5 H; X$ C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 _1 a- u5 f8 `! D3 I2 T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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9 b! o& e7 m% K, T- V! |& ]  c9 JThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.3 r. ^' ]8 ?. }% p; E
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 g+ D5 i7 K. p# y# O

  S; V1 Y3 J5 NThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'   F% d' v4 N: `/ j5 ]6 D  i5 s
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ; j9 V3 _& V9 I. |
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'9 P$ f, G, F  @; u# y1 ~

. v0 u7 V+ b+ {2 f0 ?: B他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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