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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 ~) N& n$ Y& n6 R一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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4 e* Y' }% G  _% Q' g( o, oHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 c9 D3 P! Z" ~& }8 N0 U0 n. A
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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% a5 M; H( X  m9 F1 g7 ^( dHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 G: J7 H& F; c  H當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ' q! A6 T7 c" j8 z

8 G" E3 l! }% i9 B+ g8 kHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
7 O/ a, a3 u! k" t他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
$ a) w7 B% f0 a: x( j老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」5 y3 R" p: j/ ]) w4 ^! L

# d# I4 H4 }* H/ [7 N" f4 z' f) MThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
- B9 ]! \( C) A/ w, s8 z' T青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 : Y8 Y0 h: s# w7 W
  
0 [# J; s4 b  Y+ E4 D' ]6 D/ dPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ V2 e: n5 B* X+ x2 T

9 |3 p$ f! s/ d2 o% h- b# c9 Q/ l" HI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 ]/ x' M" F1 T, R+ K我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
( ?& S0 q/ k; a% Z/ r' J: `- c老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 L2 q* v' z, A+ M( a2 D

- q( F2 c$ G& I6 E5 G( b/ Q/ ~The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' . c) Y7 J6 }5 h$ c% p2 q6 @% C- V
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 Q- S3 ~+ Z, ]
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ h0 ~$ \+ l* _) n8 x
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * ]( Q# `/ m& p" x# I1 E
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