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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
8 O5 m- R0 W/ U一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" C! o8 ]3 G% z6 |' E  k一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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9 z; }- v" {. x) q2 F% ]& hHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
9 D$ }- A9 b7 L0 H: v1 a他四處張望,卻四下無人。  F% R- o4 ^* D3 R4 ^
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * b1 a9 X2 ]/ \4 ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 + c* B3 W$ F6 ~/ Y4 H' ~

) l  o6 a. g& VHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% z' s3 x. V9 s: k他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。. |, L% B" R' b- N: d
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ( n$ u/ d! A2 f
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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+ s1 {3 z- y$ O" JPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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- n+ p  V& B7 d; ^1 J* kI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
6 X! G6 H# |# \我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 U- A! \9 Y( S( m5 o8 I

3 X9 w: g: F3 d7 z; SThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
) `5 D7 b/ D* L! N老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 Y5 n) T) r& T( V. y
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ( x+ \* z9 E! _6 V) L5 ?. N
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * Z% F) d: ?" o; @
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ }+ k- ]/ U, \7 r4 Q, q& f& V# W
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ; M9 ^6 v+ U# n( a" q1 U
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