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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 @& E6 @' `4 m/ ^0 u. f8 U4 u, w
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ o) C( L; k" b. W, W, J

& |! G8 X6 ]/ tHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) H/ t6 Z- S1 ~一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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7 K, K" b) d2 K1 v( DHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ P- i0 b! P/ z+ R' x5 A他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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) O) \3 W7 J$ Y( C7 CHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' . c! s. L7 [' h- x$ \
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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* W4 a1 z  H6 F7 ^; a6 b2 G/ u" KHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 z4 o0 M/ W& v4 q& m
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) m. G" i( D2 [% ~% s/ e  iThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) p) e- n+ w, f8 q老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」9 T, R" ]7 Y5 g$ t6 y
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
0 K  I& p; ^" r/ W9 \$ Z( T( Y! Q青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ; Z5 \6 S3 Y) s8 i9 T9 z5 ?; [; G
  
  N# K: a% o, \  {: YPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'' l" _9 p1 F# \0 `' O
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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' w0 \8 ~! v8 b+ l3 n, SThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& V' S! {  k! G( P, k
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。   L0 m6 v" d( K( T6 ~  i9 A7 z
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 4 |- _5 U' @! I5 t
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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* I8 S) b7 H; s3 o2 N4 s+ MHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - ?2 [0 A$ g" _3 y/ l
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ g/ @) s! P" D& L/ @) @
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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