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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
2 g2 h, q0 L$ G: Q8 t一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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; h2 P9 ?, o1 gHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : d7 J  r( H, V1 m, ^0 c. N1 C
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! $ M# f; [( @' J8 s: M& `

( _4 u8 x0 w4 n; d8 [5 `9 uHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 f) S; A! c+ b9 r他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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/ s8 K8 g4 C' g9 n' C9 ~He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 s4 R& R* a6 H- X1 n4 M* t9 y當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 9 u* b4 \4 D2 w4 ~1 d

! M5 g0 B, ^, t8 p& E2 h% YHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
( z0 f$ F( \0 e他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
7 F- N/ ~' \; b* }' k# B" k老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」) @3 q( e/ f. ]8 Y  L8 Q" F+ {0 A

! h1 i: s) S/ v" G% L+ pThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " k8 L% D: N8 \" [: m2 a7 e
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 8 v! t% e  x, @( k9 I# f. q
  
- c  M4 p1 |/ `1 ^+ r/ aPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 j4 l4 V( z- g) k5 }& I
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" F3 U6 C# i% T2 G# Q/ h
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 . ]# {6 `# Q& Z, U' C

- E4 Z7 S% r, H9 F% E+ n% kThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 V5 g9 K  R/ u  p1 e  y1 O- e
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - H, F( f. Y# ~) s# [  X: X

7 J: u, C, B3 T4 \( i; EThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 C6 k4 T* ]8 }# M- t2 Y
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
" y3 S  ~3 ?' q  X9 B1 e. y( x'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! O3 y. G# m% [

! z* i. q/ G; ^5 p) w他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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