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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 b1 H0 G- D+ Q
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 @; }' E# ?% g8 i

7 E0 V; i- R; r1 PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " \8 W& k% D5 M
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 K. x! ^0 e- t3 i2 E他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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3 y3 A8 T5 I3 m# K6 }9 Y. MHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
+ j8 u9 H# L) D: e8 ?2 E( ^6 a當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 5 v& r9 q0 K6 p1 R
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 W1 P. {. f2 }) f- a8 W
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 8 M4 f6 d- \  {6 ?! P
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - a4 G! x( I$ h5 Z/ ^. V; s
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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# o6 a8 {, ?' I: Y2 yPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( u7 r' g1 C$ [$ L+ w1 A. s% M  C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# K/ |6 I8 t1 ?, N6 t: \2 B% E我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 d0 P7 O# K5 G
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.7 K9 ^7 a- l: q6 D$ v- }. X& G) `
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 m% T7 V" d  U8 B4 E

6 k4 O& S9 C# j. [9 b9 iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 Y$ F$ @5 E8 H$ d; N青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + t0 A( `, I2 m: ~$ ]

( C7 P- p; Q. DHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 `% m' ]" q, b& b* g2 [0 ~' R
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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# U& F- g$ c8 i. m. Q: |1 m* g他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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