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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; a+ O7 l7 u* y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。! j( a: z  Q6 x& `
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : h5 Y# T1 `* M8 d
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 N1 Q' H4 R' T6 u他四處張望,卻四下無人。9 x5 R0 G! v; Y( y4 n; W! N, T
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' % p8 ^3 ?& ]/ T' ]) t7 y! R
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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2 a. x4 p7 S/ l0 |& L" OHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / k+ o$ I# {- @' j- Z6 Q, ^9 ^
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。! h) t1 U4 E5 Q( d: t
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & s' a# K& a8 K; p" J
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」  N1 V  U6 x( v5 E) _: [! g
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. ~, }. l! c3 G+ d! ?; g0 Z青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 # q0 J" I; G8 M# u' n( @* a
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'5 h. p" A! P; a2 O
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 0 q4 ~1 J  P/ c( y" I  y. L
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
+ G5 I, j+ }, j8 g. g老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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* H0 V  e! f( G& Q4 T# p' ]1 @" HThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
3 s3 |) [2 ?' Y' J1 @8 a8 `- \青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 0 S- k( Q/ k8 ?8 a, g! p4 j
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / V+ e( {/ t) ]* z7 t5 ]! S
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 v/ m4 I  ]' y5 K% i1 b9 Q6 S

+ y! O7 O/ h5 H. i他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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