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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
" o: E$ U1 S5 \( h一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
/ X4 e, _" x$ D$ G一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 5 ]: i3 |) z4 u1 b. e/ m

3 |& @, J1 j1 r1 r& K; X6 X: iHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. , q1 J* G' k# S6 d. f  B
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 C6 k+ P; T. u- x# m當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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; X6 Q0 ^- C7 j( ?He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 6 t/ r6 Z* n) }1 N
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; B$ P0 z4 d/ ~% D$ U& S' ?' E

6 H# w1 m: n5 i9 n& rThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. ~5 ?/ d. c& W* r老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」1 R$ f5 S8 f5 [; d8 W
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
0 f  j) c+ @7 s: ^4 z( c3 ?/ a. l. y青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! V6 v' L- a3 u: r' Q
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. P" H( o  [2 n* K# g我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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3 @0 J4 F- a/ m# e! F) L' aThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
6 @( Q4 P) T. E6 O) ?" Z* e% t老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( o+ d( N$ |- {9 V2 p

1 Y1 U2 }$ }1 P! t+ W$ H& D" o8 D0 hThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 n1 i7 r$ B7 V8 }% ~* }青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 * f. g; D# z  W# D) p

8 S: p; R" w; o  h% \9 Z5 _He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 k# T' ?7 A9 A
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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, x* ?$ S' N( {) b# U" k1 c* N4 N! D他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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