標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! [- k& Q) r8 _; j
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。7 [9 ?8 Z# H3 H
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : A( i6 Z* _4 L( z7 b& h; `一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 1 a2 l5 r8 u; p2 ]* c$ N
2 \8 F4 n% z& |& lHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. " t$ P' N, C8 t3 T8 b他四處張望,卻四下無人。 ; [+ k% B( n6 I6 v7 M. f( x7 J3 |$ n' }1 w
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 t$ a6 B Z" R# G& Z8 s
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 2 M) F3 k# W( w4 `/ W3 U: J. w# X+ v x7 e9 u% Z, K+ k$ m( D' T5 W
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. : r4 ?) y0 D$ u. A F6 |; ~2 T, J
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。0 v& e7 C* H" i! b: E
* d( h+ ^- w; D" F, tThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / T1 E2 N4 c2 C' X! V* L老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 : ]. |! I8 \- ~/ K5 J3 ~& J& a* f7 x7 n7 {, U4 ^- Y, E- z* o
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 0 Q. t- Z% R* [8 T7 }) W
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ' @0 i/ ~- n1 I ?9 e0 c6 q
/ z3 t4 ~+ q7 f; @5 l3 `% [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 0 M$ G) E) k b9 [ % p7 n+ A& b8 j/ Q- a$ M& UI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' R6 r2 g! \) W/ S0 @. |
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 R$ b, z8 d- W
. @/ {0 h* W! A+ }4 cThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. ; o$ E( {, s! s) ]# P老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / v: P2 X a& e, q: C ! |1 s1 {& ?* F" b6 E, Z- N. RThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 Z6 v! }' x6 z ]; ^! \. l
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 U; m' Q" c; i
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # P8 \; T. s* S4 v'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' + v* s0 n# U/ q/ C5 T: E! d" m; d, u0 [4 ]* s
他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 # u7 @3 t* ^7 H3 N7 I- z3 O% o* C. n
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