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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
5 ?. `2 J0 U/ Y% p: e) r2 o一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; L/ R4 ]3 z) P$ z0 ^

" K1 L0 i  E* e9 E4 rHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' % o. y" I- i0 U% a' {( Y3 q
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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* x& i7 a0 N4 B; _% P& [He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
; ^- o# |( [2 s他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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4 _, C$ u' K2 e- l3 v* {* jHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
8 @& x/ M  j. s) e" t0 j6 ]# _  L當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. " b. a* ~7 h* A  Q7 \$ y
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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' V' ?* d# ^# h2 ]The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& s2 c# e7 R1 d2 c0 `1 I' [老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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9 g3 T( ?5 m6 RThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
, T. M* K' ^0 b- t青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 6 m( X2 I4 e3 O6 i
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( ^. g/ n* d5 ?5 ], E# ^
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
6 a0 s* W) J! A" D我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' l# h+ N. o! `; ^. l

% K( r; w3 n$ ~! U; v  C. ?, zThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.  ]4 [7 W+ N# _* R2 S& o' q
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 $ L, B( H$ O  E9 t) h) E2 l

5 q1 E0 I: \/ t- y: l6 F) PThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; B1 y, [* i" C
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
7 J/ ^( l- }0 \" v! \" ?6 J'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'1 |  v: F' e$ q- S
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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