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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 4 e& i6 D9 h0 o4 v
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! $ |* L( v7 B6 {9 @+ V
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) ?/ j" a$ B: C7 ]  L
他四處張望,卻四下無人。1 w* i; \  d/ ^7 B3 U# s( I8 G

4 ~; \0 G( U& }( X; HHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' N5 i5 Y3 L7 g+ ^& ?2 L4 ^" Y當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ; b' t" N+ @. K

2 {, h* D& ^, o$ C  T) |, d3 jHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 h% t! O  Y0 B* s) s他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 7 e* K# F* Y2 N( w
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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! d) C, ?  t0 X+ R4 BPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" u8 ^$ k" H/ n% q) `( D$ t
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % P# _/ @# s$ _  z' h
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.1 j# [3 W" M/ ^9 W& T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' $ M, P$ K6 |) C& D
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , g% l7 M! G/ W7 ?( |& \* b
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'4 u/ g( U2 T5 t- Y/ J
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! x" i, I+ m+ ?3 B2 t

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