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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
2 `1 d; s, D- Z一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
* j! R! R& N& X; `; }$ Y% N一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
. @2 `( }, q# d$ @( m他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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* o( S; j2 M" u5 u% u5 G3 E$ zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 i) ?; @4 b) K- t& l2 j
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) J- z0 P. v4 O6 ?
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 3 Z1 |0 P5 L% Y6 E$ C
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ |* T% p3 A: ?- O
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」. v1 w+ L) x- S
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 6 O5 g. s+ }/ T9 X2 M5 ~
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 . o% o0 d8 k! V* g+ U# @9 @
  
  S2 l1 \/ l0 X/ {( bPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
0 n; W4 R* o. T9 k2 N" k$ J0 `- x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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/ G! O  v; R; mThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ W4 Z  c' p6 Z$ ?( p/ H老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! y- |3 B# F/ r青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 I$ @4 D4 R0 y( yHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) E$ x9 E1 z' x6 V: k# b; E'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 u% t1 M% Q* b' N' ~4 j( W" n

$ m( i$ Q+ J" s" s! [( E. w, ?他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' n) O0 d7 _7 M( f# v: ?: M' \

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