標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 8 G" z5 x8 A8 j& V! I: h0 j% H一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。" C$ S1 v! e" L& H
# ^/ |5 c+ O( Z% h3 Q: e: G, W! YHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( a4 ^8 L) X2 n5 Z" K
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 7 l9 I1 u+ O' W5 T7 D. g& ]
, d n6 H; i% i; D$ `He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 V4 O5 l: D! v$ `; t3 i- Q
他四處張望，卻四下無人。5 ^7 c- Y1 }# [/ v+ \5 r
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : U! Z) a1 T4 Q- k
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( i4 M; E0 Z9 v8 V 2 Y0 U2 I' F/ ?* T. n/ }* I4 `3 rHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 6 V8 Z1 z7 R8 I7 y6 b6 I
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 6 }% b5 J7 t. b: I) w / R- x" l! f) }3 l1 H% ]The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 P2 b, U2 W5 G9 C老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 5 K0 T& U' Y5 {0 o! @& M6 h' U: K' K# E& |, e/ F
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 1 t4 i5 q3 C/ I青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 % l& `$ s7 }0 J/ W, d; m1 S" b & B3 t) G/ I( R, f# E9 tPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% ?& p; K0 ?& q% p: C5 [
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' . F9 a; |/ x) [7 A9 D2 f4 U我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 j6 m8 B! H" r( V, ~5 w # w* M8 s: U$ {6 z; w! }The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 h$ X' y( v) C1 f4 m
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 t" s8 H8 B. @7 q9 J& w' t; L
6 h, l4 M+ q# F" L' n% ~0 oThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' - i# w. s O9 q' M' N. |
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 s( Z& ? \' O2 \3 M3 V. [& {& J/ _6 [/ P5 Z
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 7 u, V( F- B# p$ N- f'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' # o3 H" {, Q) D' v3 @8 e & o& W2 _3 F% l& \4 e他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / p) i0 D- C3 Y$ c) W3 r
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