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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. & d  I+ ^, H* a4 z+ U1 x
他四處張望,卻四下無人。; e, k3 Q+ w2 h# p( \- t! \

3 J0 b% X, u, Q; H, |He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # G1 m# E- d, E
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 3 a! ^" C# i/ O; |
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
0 z- d- b, K% a9 L他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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9 x- Q" z0 ]1 R0 Q" n8 n8 k$ k& Q1 dThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + K7 b0 T9 ?# x7 A
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'   h- g$ x- ~8 X) a" O( z# r7 W
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 " [( t3 _+ S# c8 z; A' s
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。' q0 _$ G9 b) ~% e4 h  v
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'/ `) P# H& r# C9 s6 E. e1 h
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.- C/ H! f3 u& |4 j, y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 P; a6 x8 U6 M
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 & l  x# |5 U( ]3 a' V6 t
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
% H7 ]: v3 R2 Z5 w3 k& n'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 Z0 W. X" [; w: T3 h1 g
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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