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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.4 P8 V: e; l: U, g1 T
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
6 V5 K  ^# L5 H1 T( X2 v一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ! d5 N6 ~1 Y+ `

# l: F% e% m  S% c' k7 BHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. + m; I  M4 n4 |9 h6 M
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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2 D% n) V6 l6 r( w9 t* y4 lHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
& X" I- h# l- Y6 H, }0 a6 I當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 & R. ^# [( [$ b
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
. u! w1 \- s$ L( H. I2 c; f5 D他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' * L; t7 k( Z) b
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ A5 m* u5 K7 y9 K. q7 w- d' V& }
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , |: D. ^6 r5 R  I$ Y0 i
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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( T8 y6 K7 L' h2 k. u4 I4 ?Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% Z, t$ H$ S. b$ D/ ^  {) w0 M

, y# `% t- e( L4 A  D/ d) XI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& R8 u( ^5 G8 g4 S! A- ]2 E
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! \8 ]' J3 k  o3 {

# S( V" [/ G4 I2 F: I% z9 jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 z" B* \$ y8 |* q: l6 m) u( {
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 % p5 H) V7 S2 g7 N- M4 }
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 4 i9 ?! h( l0 S7 v# O3 M
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! J4 W7 z$ D& f: G$ e. T+ ]
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'% w; [+ T+ F, s3 G0 |4 O
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * |( O- G, o. R3 P/ J$ L5 X
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