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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
( f4 g1 D+ H+ V) n/ l* H: l一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 3 _2 G; \1 F* I  B5 |
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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( h( M' \& t. l' b& I4 H9 }He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 5 Y! |. K9 V  I* M4 [- S4 h
他四處張望,卻四下無人。; u# V# B% |' v9 n0 f4 U( [# |4 H

5 Y) Y" W/ e' y4 N& LHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
  {, z/ S0 G& s6 G當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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# o* p0 M4 C$ Z! }He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ! J9 P9 Z6 B2 y9 v, d2 t% `  e! j
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ' x8 X( {# M( G9 w2 O+ \
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 z8 K! W0 L- J' w
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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9 G" K, y9 X8 g6 M& C4 uPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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! @4 V9 g; h- ?2 u, M% {' ~I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
: ]7 q9 }  L/ e6 T, K; s3 |2 x6 p我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' o8 W! l1 j; C0 V
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ ?0 b9 \7 k; V6 h- E& g老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ( h  h% `6 d) o$ \$ D% d
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ; u$ r3 \6 Q: |( m7 [7 R
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
# |* ~$ B0 ]. @) z/ {% B'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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