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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& L) w8 t6 a; ]- n+ r  R2 p
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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8 q) S6 V- S* KHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
( Z; F$ D5 k1 q7 g一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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. v$ |# u9 D5 ?3 QHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ! p# x. Y  }! b1 m1 R: e
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'   v4 E$ v& c! a3 ]! a$ ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 * `% j9 ^3 W& s# z2 \
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 5 {6 ^- D- V0 B& L  V. n% C
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。$ a7 p/ ^1 b# [& {. r
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 d; t- t* a) K+ Z老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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* D- C/ S* _- ]/ V/ n( N- AThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
  O9 A& g# x3 T: Y3 n8 Z青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 % [) Y6 `  @. I: l% V' d
  
' H- w) f. `% e% H3 IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。8 a2 S0 }: V# X+ {: l' p/ x

; \/ L* e0 D! ]/ f, W5 F2 w; II'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) R  _3 Q# [& I- [我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.7 F2 C5 i" v( j. p1 ?. ?- k/ l# z
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 $ o3 C3 }+ Y+ X# }; ~; ^

7 K, x; x$ b4 c+ \% V9 m8 nThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' + l7 |+ Y& b9 G8 ^, z( D
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( W4 G: ]" d' _; @- {

: }& W2 X6 {  k: I6 B+ ], ~, OHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 |4 _7 y2 X# i4 n9 y+ h, d
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') p4 x- r% e! n

( ?+ J: y! J5 s' N1 y0 a他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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