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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
+ O$ C# N8 q3 T+ p7 [- _# M一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。% _5 M* W3 ~0 t) m6 h2 n1 {4 b

! W0 A8 k/ Q! UHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; _+ X) v0 q1 m* K
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. , ^; |3 c% ?* I4 n$ \
他四處張望,卻四下無人。8 a0 i2 \- W; n( c1 H7 U
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
7 z/ g9 g( R+ |" A當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 / j4 s5 w2 W& m' q

; K& O& P2 t3 J- _! [/ PHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
. y& P8 P" u* T% x9 x他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( z6 s& w7 L# M7 t- R  f$ l
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! n9 N0 z4 h' B0 ^% U% W$ b老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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: ]+ C5 X* }6 G1 tThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
4 s8 L- T5 x  ?青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 % q3 e  b* A, r* d, _5 F
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'/ u% o! ?+ f- g$ z) V
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 S8 p* ^5 U! z  [) t9 L) h
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ \* G1 f( h  l2 ?
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'   S% \( F' ^5 F: S
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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$ z6 G7 {6 _4 d! PHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! R( O; U# \1 J1 X3 ^'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' h# R4 E  V. \2 h" l( k

6 R6 y* u) ^! P4 p# X他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 $ _  W% D, u+ y* C4 [! \* {, w4 k
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