標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. + m7 e9 e/ r# i# P0 E+ n& S- v一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 , G- P$ o# ?0 Z5 S9 M, ?$ J6 s ) l/ c* G- b5 k3 bHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! n& |* W* J" b+ c0 p一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 i; ]' L2 Y* u3 b) c0 { - M }& G; E4 V- Z% FHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 V' ^, f' U, n" J
他四處張望，卻四下無人。 + W+ t7 E/ I) ~0 _0 h* L3 \: R) `' B
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , A: `* H1 u$ d" U當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 N$ \. d; Q5 l; X( M, f& Q# i* l. W# p, s- g
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ) w6 X" u- K. y; S6 ~' R他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 9 r8 ^# j* w& ^" K1 c+ ^( S" E 7 }' R# `; g' B. Y6 v9 RThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - y! E5 u7 u% u u6 z
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 7 ] K8 M* h; Z: J# x# D2 O: i7 o- l
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 6 M9 \0 n% A7 ]2 t; G6 d青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 & {$ |; H- X1 u! \
% @5 g: d1 C( g: D- V/ ~5 b$ U6 g) ?Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 " F6 W7 P, k$ h. v$ R / j( K4 H: n9 t WI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' & C' g4 @4 S3 t我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 . }/ g n2 p! g1 N9 F/ H 0 j7 O/ c' I) S" S& H* FThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. ! P! W) P! h( x2 r: l ^: h老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 . S) `" q% J4 z& }
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 p1 n; r! H; ]$ {- k
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ; x. s2 k3 d! I) g+ O
1 x' s# S9 O9 o2 HHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, . R3 s* g5 [+ O! t8 m
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' $ @: ~, k0 R, N ]8 E! T / g$ I0 y8 z6 X) J7 M! o* j* e他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 $ ^2 ?5 c: R, O