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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) ^+ ]9 C* P* ?1 W( ?( U一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 9 P* t8 B2 z" j& ]9 O( H

7 b; g, [* h8 ~1 AHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 1 Z! T) I% b9 L) }" u$ x$ s
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
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9 P8 ?8 ^' ?9 }+ EHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
" T2 h# Q8 U/ z4 P他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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  ?0 U: @! q: s1 F: mThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! i- \" o8 O, Q. I1 L老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」" i$ R$ _) t- ?
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: v& X- e+ S) V8 ?$ z7 `& Y青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 3 e+ j; B# Q) n4 n3 w: D& y
  
: _2 r; G: Z- a; l  w  K+ g& I* LPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% k, ~) Y3 T; N# wI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
! [( T4 \8 S- @4 U( x, S7 B! m我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.4 w# f* j/ e0 \( [* P
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
- D) V" N1 L. ~, f; r青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 3 _  ?+ x- q  S& f$ t5 S" b+ b
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
5 ^: y/ Y" Q" G7 S' ?4 ]# ]7 ^3 X'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'9 e- h1 @% Q; S' c! \  S/ j3 ^3 `
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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