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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
: T! k) l& s  Z; C一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。0 `& _3 k3 L1 x( q

) Y% V3 L. \& G: O1 S+ p& |7 jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
/ M& L& G& u. W一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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  G/ ?1 v9 v$ R7 [) ]He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 m9 N& ~6 {) e2 @2 \% I: x
他四處張望,卻四下無人。2 x0 r8 P" g8 ]
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' - u. W- g# l  ~
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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/ H) ^: L- K8 a( bHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 5 _$ n8 k) f5 z. ]" F; H* n4 B
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。" M" Q( \; A% K1 z) @- z2 }2 x

- Z' o) d6 F1 r5 N0 iThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
; b- U$ e3 g8 K5 L, L, b0 a4 l老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」7 G2 ]) A) H1 @$ O$ w2 K

/ p' l5 ~: K8 f1 kThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; g; x% U! A# K$ \青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ' @4 F( y( y. |
  
3 O6 {% S5 B+ z* ]$ oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# E* B- u8 R) }+ R
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 ]4 o# s) I4 S9 X
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! D4 ~! N4 Y* N7 |

) i! K* ~0 H) }3 B: I' U; h. {% f; ZThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ m# y& Q& n! z/ A8 D9 B% n/ F1 b
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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1 j0 h, C" N+ tThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' / V/ T' z' S) h% F. n2 ^# Y
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
5 y$ d4 [7 m5 D" K' X3 B2 N5 j'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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( l- T( M% `0 R8 x: R! w他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 # m  {/ I% X: b+ _+ j, W2 @
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