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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
( E* r- `7 ]+ z: ~0 n  |一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
+ J# l  ?9 a( M+ F5 `. H) r一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 8 {9 t: a4 _; P1 b

4 Z0 x( p8 G: ^% @3 VHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" U' p) B- W/ o* c他四處張望,卻四下無人。0 `$ ]" M* M3 _' [

, t1 N1 _" ]5 lHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
" F! H7 ]# }9 s, \當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 " [# h2 A3 U& j7 X# s; m
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 v1 K6 X* t9 j# }; U. r他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: {8 j- n5 b. z* d; Y9 t9 C6 x

$ F' @- _& P. RThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . u" d& t7 m- y
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」0 [8 X- Q: S$ F6 I. r
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - d1 m7 x3 \+ |: z, _
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 8 q  I* \0 g: R, D) ^! j* [3 J1 a
  
( L' H2 _! x9 s3 ^- oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
! C/ `3 r  `2 X5 \" g9 x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; _- i' i4 d' c3 W
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.; {( M+ Y! `5 N5 t5 M+ H" Y1 _
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 Q. ]* z$ O$ e+ ?% k6 L
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' * x4 [2 R4 t8 |
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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8 E# s) ]& n0 J) IHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
+ A; n7 N+ u" S: r% u: ]1 O6 g'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; h& w+ h% U4 s( e" d

2 l+ t! ^: j; s6 g+ X" O- h- W他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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