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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.- u1 @% n5 M/ q& `: o4 L. j
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. |5 B1 H( u! ~5 d- a* c

$ \( R2 t+ y/ N5 v, t5 ^& PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'   {7 ?9 E# c1 {  v/ B
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& [( F+ n2 c# |( F" Q他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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3 d* S7 ]- a3 X% A  LHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
8 M/ H- f* M, M% \3 l/ q% i* {. ^當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。   A9 |$ i: R4 ?1 p

7 B0 w6 i) k$ ?6 H( ]4 c2 gHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 q; j2 b" X: Y6 l他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。3 D/ h) d: ^2 I+ `4 q; D

0 X( x9 W0 U; j. SThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& B& i: M5 B3 |( q( W+ A老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」( ?  o# z% H' f. w0 [* i4 a% k

0 J# b3 ~( r4 F7 |* k7 `' i3 VThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 ~$ E3 i+ U4 C! Q4 q青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ( j5 t$ r  f# k1 d3 @
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
( {# ?4 {3 ~3 v! j/ Z! X8 c2 [我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # m! v- N0 U  A2 u+ f' W! a6 ?

/ \/ {/ P7 h$ v6 mThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
+ P! Y+ d4 v+ [5 L8 t, Q老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 c; i/ N' N0 u+ k1 ^; t  O' J
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 b7 X% }+ p$ _# C, J3 b4 H2 m- p
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ z' T, F" v+ h$ M2 x, p
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
' s3 N0 O; |; C7 K4 ]7 T'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ P7 l6 s9 c1 r9 o( ^1 X9 n
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : H  @, G+ E5 r

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