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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ k0 v  Q* ?) N' A4 i4 l+ o
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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0 k9 W! ^2 C. S/ d! Y+ nHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' u" C: o$ M! e$ E) \: c2 v一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!   W8 k% t# i0 p4 V* ]

. G. @' W! N  G9 j, i8 RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 0 X# o; u: a' L8 h
他四處張望,卻四下無人。( Q0 }% D0 H; l1 {, [& a, i$ ?, g$ |
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # x0 y' f1 e& d# E8 W9 t; l
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 % Y  s0 e! ^4 V, s, m  [
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. & P& H$ O$ H8 b2 d  D  C
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。8 |$ m1 n/ z  w( P. k/ t1 q1 U4 Q
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. Y  m+ V" h+ V* k' k0 F% ?7 \. c老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」: w: X! e% _1 L7 C

0 e8 x- }6 q+ O1 ?" {The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
4 z1 P5 c5 H* W* a青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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* A! \8 }: n( O+ zPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 k. S+ |3 z8 k! Q6 }2 j
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 " s, U( a* ~2 |0 H4 E( }# h

5 a4 J0 q& {  j, eThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.1 t, U/ y7 K. U  k. F, S; x& K) |5 D
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 ~( w, K* p: {" ~6 X$ v5 ~5 u0 l* H# g
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 P& l/ n1 u+ Y( G8 n# G
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': P( y6 M2 L: y' p
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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