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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
! X9 a+ |- f1 G. r. R一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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' J5 W! Y' L" Q( O9 |, t( tHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
: |/ o% @' e: k& W- w一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ; @5 s$ }4 {/ q/ J

- V0 A  F" r! V, CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" N' d2 |- E0 ]/ o# V他四處張望,卻四下無人。. Z" P3 C; _, R; T. ?1 L  {

9 K1 ~3 C! x# w  \' m, NHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* t/ O, t& }; }0 I. I1 n" e當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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3 H" }; r* C6 ?1 k& Y, LHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 6 u, w5 p8 e  \! ^7 O
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, K* O1 T. t- |
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / a) R7 e, w, X- h* h, D
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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/ D9 _0 w& l9 b$ j4 T  s" y" WThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
1 v; N+ ]; u8 ~& z$ O1 Z青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 , ]( _0 ?, U) [
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。' i. T( m+ G3 B

# b+ U6 f* u9 U. F7 E) z0 `I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 d% p+ z3 ?" \2 I, Q0 t
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # w1 U$ O1 T% O- _" [4 c9 o
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.1 v2 E* k' P0 V( W& x) p
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 |6 I. Z; a9 S' I3 M

" P* m3 [6 \$ p/ W" R/ c  o2 bThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 9 u, m8 Z2 a8 R: F% E( q+ p0 q
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ' d& y9 A. G8 w3 P- F; V
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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$ e4 E4 V( V+ @他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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