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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
- g, o6 d1 Z% r! T一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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+ d2 C. N1 L: B7 UHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 k% a8 y$ U/ W/ O9 A6 A: [
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 5 B/ N0 x; q  O- ]# H$ e
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
* k4 t  ~" Z# i+ ^$ ?他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 U( D/ D# B9 ?" }/ s, |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ; V; J6 v8 D3 }
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。3 q0 U8 R: C+ F! x  z3 C4 d1 v
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / l; w" x) j+ k! P1 P! q  o
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 b& b) D7 q' \: Z青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 2 ^$ P6 Z! ]" N; l
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。3 o, S' Q& j7 T/ I1 @  v

1 U0 m7 v% U: p" q% i1 PI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
5 o3 _6 f9 \8 g( Z我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 + ?1 c  R! L, c

3 h, J2 v. S) {3 ZThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. r/ o9 p' J) s% S6 s4 \老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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# Z: k( E. D0 Z( b6 v4 |3 t! RThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
; l! C2 a3 T- [/ m' O! H! b青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ; V) }( L0 F9 f8 v$ Y8 V9 O$ ~2 n5 i

$ G+ O0 i$ d2 k; B, Y3 ?He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
+ z! W, ]0 \" G2 I7 b' ~6 O6 t2 o+ x'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# X1 }( v; p6 c2 W# [

& J& X( E) r; C+ b: {5 ~7 t他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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