標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. + R' t& G* ~4 S一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 ; z( z% t! [# f: S. y ; x: z+ h% E2 H+ D0 @7 {, |He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 Y* m+ N! N# T; @ s' S, N
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! # B8 i* \* \, W2 G4 ?: r* ^. d+ E ^
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 C) m7 B3 ~. s/ ], E3 v$ J! g p他四處張望,卻四下無人。 : U u* p5 @8 [* |! S) X) V+ h # g3 X4 X- g0 S& WHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' H3 J! N8 `2 m9 H6 c
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 1 H4 B& N7 v7 s2 ~- ?$ J
, _7 c6 f }* o/ i& uHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - D$ X% l- H I, k6 W他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 & ~* R- P& T& {9 j! | + n1 n" o: u5 lThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' " Y5 n& e% H3 q- i& u9 L# z
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 $ n# g; G9 q# F. e ' v9 L! P6 c+ m. ^% E! ?2 ZThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' # F: S" R6 h* f青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 * ~3 L- T& E. c1 Z7 u9 e 3 x1 W8 e2 ?3 {. O; o% _5 D/ yPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( V) C) i) N) g7 P* n: t9 D# j; w
4 q3 u6 g& Z9 Y% _% EI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' . l& n( I0 C/ b, K2 {+ m/ c我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; \/ y7 v9 r& m+ i( A( Z' F
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.$ j7 M, Q* p( \4 j
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ' M" Q0 s+ W, ~4 I 7 d9 U! ]4 C+ a0 TThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' % n! @3 b6 Q9 V) D) w+ _# p# f1 n# ]青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % H, @0 ?, b+ W4 s* U- N7 i9 { ' B! X4 T9 u3 h, s- j3 h* nHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ' j c. [4 |& F'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' $ N8 F) ^ c* K n- l+ I+ ~ - ~; |" e: e7 [, l; q9 n他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : @& k$ Q' \ o