標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. ! z: {' I: E9 p一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 , k: y2 O* R; l, ?8 w. D9 X6 E7 @# K& {/ T# W7 Z: s2 }0 O
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 { ^4 N& C# j! M8 N0 c一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! * r; A+ W( h9 Q- x) S
1 ]8 S1 |3 w Z) qHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. , X" h( C( P8 Y% S他四處張望,卻四下無人。* R% ]2 x: w3 y% k* Y1 ]9 U# Y
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : M" _" V9 w; P7 }
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 : ^3 M1 M9 m* v
J0 z6 {7 l' h$ H8 T6 T1 NHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . e2 L h2 i3 s* n他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。& i9 K' m1 h: v/ {
* T7 o0 |2 V2 ?0 ]2 [, x# XThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 u$ u8 J# I* F7 G( T$ Y; ~
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」( y0 G" i3 i g- i* k/ N0 _
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " |% n& g: ]4 D ?' p% p% I
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ! U$ @% v: z" e6 K) d% _# g9 b" N o5 m
0 N% V8 E, T7 hPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; E/ d: z6 w, O. k7 W; r0 T( H
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') z6 m! D! S5 K4 j; F
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % c( o% D( p+ N) u# U
( C1 Z7 V2 C4 z& `The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. , K& f( B! y6 j2 x$ x( ?$ Q老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 c7 a# R7 ^- Z1 ]: k( l; M2 o: O$ X . G, S4 s @$ |# JThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 V. z4 j2 o5 j6 |+ j! Z+ u青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ r0 R$ u5 r, g
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 W1 @2 Q* ?; C5 Z$ P1 Q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( s$ ^! N% a9 o$ L# w1 `& k: p
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 e% R+ f; q9 Q5 o+ r$ T# G+ h( J4 ]- \) H; {1 s! X$ d0 L) k6 D