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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
# v. P9 Q# k( ^2 `一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。# c3 s' `6 y! p

. e! b8 c8 H: i2 {  VHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
( P5 I7 e7 c+ o9 G* K" r  U一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! + K4 V  C5 a9 D: k0 a' K: ~" A; J0 [

8 ?" b' h- o- W" S0 |He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 i+ A/ _8 B' y* h: R7 B9 ^$ h
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
) }) D7 i* P* D& A. o當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) x; s. g. [: y1 `; r: }& ^

$ \2 M6 s# \, [$ S2 B( I4 L1 e2 cHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. * P: o  A) W2 c, j; c
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; h$ S! d# p+ h- U4 c  y; V

, w. u! x; q1 LThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' " [/ [# V2 j. r4 C2 n. R$ s
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」. m+ @8 D& ?$ ?9 r; A- P# q3 a- S% f
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
( l8 ]1 _: O  [5 _青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
3 f% l) d# |+ `( R我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 0 {) l# f% Y* X9 I& b
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 v# z7 M! x; X3 t5 X9 Q
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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/ w  T  t9 _  [  r: IThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ H6 s7 ~5 f$ C5 f0 ~( V青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, + S! {- c, g5 h. _
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' n( z: X' w) `3 e3 {# B. ~
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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