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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.5 ]' @0 X) \' v6 c5 {) v
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; A/ {+ x- y5 E9 ]
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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3 t4 o2 N8 e! o$ O. CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 7 s1 j+ T* U* @1 J, D1 i
他四處張望,卻四下無人。  {+ P( ]" R$ }) g. e8 V0 U, W
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * D" `5 i6 M$ {: N  _  L& L$ j
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 9 i+ k8 j+ R) s
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. * J9 I, Z/ Q; b$ d( z" ?+ H! Y
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ X/ {1 N7 R2 ]
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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0 V+ x; s0 J0 ~The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 \9 Q3 O  L. O8 n/ m/ m0 k2 [
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 & F7 k) z7 [0 c5 }$ r8 E! R
  
' ?1 e2 ~, R- R6 x  E9 @Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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6 u7 T" \& W. |6 LI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
" {9 g( O$ j" g2 F# @$ _我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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' H. @4 N) E  P( k/ HThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( ?, ?6 A; _% W" s# N' T& B
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 q# _, E4 ^* G! o& s
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'   Q8 t. G$ I  H5 ^: z- r: ?
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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2 o. V4 N- e1 {& M  s2 dHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , O! k* ^- i; t4 A; E1 t4 p
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'. E1 a$ Z, |6 k+ I
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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