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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
* P* Q! Q, V" L1 I: d1 Y/ C$ V一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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; ]+ c  g5 i# L8 u/ DHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
2 }3 O' u2 W3 @$ x* b4 V一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! * i5 `4 O  r6 Y- l" p

4 T- c, @% B6 {' T9 M/ G1 p, r" ZHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 n( F  T' a9 L8 a3 }/ Y
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( S/ G% b) s7 }) s當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ; V- T% N( ^! b
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . e, |6 z1 P5 ?* _
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ t$ n2 `+ l* ^2 ~' o

; Y7 S5 V4 ?* Y0 h8 YThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' " }; P/ z  N- K
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' & J' \$ j; o, {+ g9 Y
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 - g7 l  f& @% v2 E7 [# l4 T, ^8 L
  
1 U8 n! `) l8 k' q+ Z5 W( ?1 T" DPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。& i6 \8 e/ {7 W7 T3 L
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'$ T! d- Y% A/ E0 i
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 ^8 V6 G$ R& e8 y: S9 b
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 U; s' m* x4 w9 y1 t
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 7 X9 Y7 g: h" k. W
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ H7 r% j( c5 ]* W& [7 @青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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% l9 q/ ?: L; BHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 9 Q  z& V! Y5 Z& B
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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- m! t$ p' g) j8 F他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 + E; s: s6 U- }$ o
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