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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: w0 B5 ]0 a  s
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。- ~) {% s2 Z3 ^% U* D
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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) f% i: Z! J- q" YHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 3 M4 Z& h& `- M2 F% V5 P$ \
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
( X) ~, s* R  A. |0 N+ R2 Q% X他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。8 @6 w$ |3 q' D  n" l
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
" @2 O% l8 \& L$ E, o老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 1 m2 v( E! f* w! ~! x; V
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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$ F7 t- }5 k% H6 M7 H  v8 A2 IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 {+ \6 }8 B1 `) X9 k
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'% P7 H5 `6 E. F9 i
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 w- s, v& S8 Y3 j* m* b3 O' U

# v( O$ A5 d6 f' U/ r( `( J, K" t& XThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: B. O' X9 Y8 x  G: b* |1 j3 j
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ! x$ M! K8 Z2 r- M# G
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' : Y4 w. D7 U9 H7 d
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 - M) I  A* p( l8 ]' L
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # B. p1 y/ A& @3 q7 k
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'5 P* R( y/ U: }1 C* L
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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