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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; p6 |: Q, m- `$ N
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! % K! h. p8 {4 E3 P0 r9 @

# P2 h1 b* K& u5 d' n5 |- x4 V. eHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: D- s7 T9 o5 [& ?$ M+ `1 V他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 ^2 c1 e( [; A; W. J- q! l當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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, T) U, z. T- Z4 T8 |* ?( @He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
3 \7 z1 |' T1 C  ~! y9 l5 J- L他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 G2 F' Z4 ?2 x( o" A5 T, O青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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) C  W' K2 u; _9 B- oPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 P' a! c2 j7 }我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* Z" E2 L( e& V7 c2 a: h9 I$ J
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
; m& q$ k' G6 G' _2 v6 B青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 7 j; ]1 P; v- H. P
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - |- Z/ V" {4 B3 P
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ D1 D, ~# s/ Y' f$ a8 A7 Z

, g* }+ E" A5 p: S! v他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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