標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.4 _, x5 X: m" W% g l+ _
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 m/ J% k; A. f9 F* P" J. Q- w) Z : B, k- {; [0 f$ }' tHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / r! ]" x/ [) s4 U% M
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ; x) p8 |' O6 ~9 Y$ o+ G1 [+ ~
. C9 O3 u$ N) H/ wHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ' ?6 F2 i/ j" F' X; g7 B5 G他四處張望，卻四下無人。5 u/ Z, W6 U3 N' H, c2 `
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' R4 W. e; V0 o% p
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 / d# m0 ~ J6 ^" j0 s7 A4 z/ l% Q& J' t
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. , E" S$ ^" p1 \- j5 ?& x; o
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- p5 g0 d( Y# _+ R6 o8 O8 M
/ p# T$ ^( u# ^9 P' ]1 ^The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , o9 _4 i5 l; ^! \
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 & I2 z7 X7 Q0 X. J# k 8 d- \* }; ^- S. c6 ~The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 3 X y; L" c# W' P
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 / O/ b J# v8 }. `: q4 P
|, t: s% V' I& jPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ d' `6 |. q) t8 J( l T
" v4 X# s' v5 E( SI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' ! ?9 M0 v$ N* B; ?$ F! b我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; L- Y) f& b K4 b
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." `5 j5 `8 u o. E/ o
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 6 O! B; X& e- C+ K, c
; o N; v% |6 n7 HThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; H6 @$ O5 r G
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + M( G0 i! p4 M0 ~
! k. U% U$ { I _He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ( Q, a n9 P2 t0 C8 E7 n6 ~+ ^'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' * a0 ~+ }9 n$ t" G g- |# `# C$ [) n0 g
他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 y( D; \1 y& A7 h- L7 _) u* Q) m
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