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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* J+ I& y! I5 q8 t1 Z
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; j( ~- T8 P+ j3 D! c' o
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 S2 {8 O8 [2 C7 B
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 5 e+ h+ o% z' Y' B4 K: i

; V. [; F) e* NHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
1 f& @/ N6 o5 W9 {# f7 U5 f他四處張望,卻四下無人。% j$ x4 Q8 H) m& L% Z' o0 O

9 B4 B2 U; f2 S) I3 d) u( D; AHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' % k5 l/ A: m$ n% k. i- J& u
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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" X& t$ S6 a4 \; o; DHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 }* e9 w, B1 i. O9 i" c
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 [* L- S4 j  J% G( ]老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」6 p+ F, D- p: P* m* T* x

9 J" `- c6 b: H* I. jThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + M- ^" l  ~1 G
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'; m4 @* e* P3 ?
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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& o7 i& q9 {' _! ?2 ?- u5 _The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.$ T2 ^( d1 S, a; z& H  o- d0 F
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 , ^9 O- I; C- |5 r) }
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; \) e; r: c7 U. l/ h0 K
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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; J8 K; p4 ~& X, |! S1 a7 [He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  c2 o7 F. }. s7 c2 }'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 / \0 q' X" d4 o7 W3 r1 U& f

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