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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.4 s" m3 }, a; q: D* _: \) W% _
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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( e7 M8 }% I7 _, y* m# THe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 W1 Q: x* l% f9 e一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 g4 b9 K2 E8 F9 d+ x
他四處張望,卻四下無人。& W) d2 l2 M+ A8 p2 \
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ m2 H- N) l* @6 \$ U, T9 b當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 4 L" B3 @/ o9 X' Y
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 G* I3 P, D- [* B6 W他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
0 q9 k& @, q$ e老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」* J7 m: B7 c2 M, }

7 ^9 X% O) L, g0 MThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 d& P- j- K0 ~2 ^+ S" B+ |4 z9 [
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'* i& Q2 K. a" ]
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' ~; U6 P$ e- U; ?% R" l8 Q9 i$ [老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 N9 e/ K! B. W: y; g) }
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 0 i# i  i' ]1 f3 F
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 {+ y  K" u5 I
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : g5 w' d. J. U& v

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