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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.1 d, I, s- {  D) b( M. |" Z
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ l- Q3 m" \- h- i* U' t; Z

- h0 y8 V2 A$ g1 y& PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 @4 T# S* V3 d5 ^! }
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! % e/ P( m% J+ Y; R  V
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # p. y8 q( [' U/ r3 A1 a1 {, ]! O
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 C# r+ O6 b: [; i當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 & [; z5 j# j' U# p3 x4 }) d+ g

& b- k# R/ f/ [, a# s4 aHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
$ K% s& f+ m) k, O, n1 M他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- U$ j) H+ O; ^* ?; G$ D( u% M/ R

# w  Y. r3 k; n- w6 jThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& b7 U5 M3 g! R. h% A老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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' A) i* [$ \; h/ r  [The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ N% c# p% t2 O5 z; K  X* M青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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$ |# K  d' @6 n- V4 m, GPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% O2 m0 W* w- y5 `I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
- R8 {# o0 c5 `" ?$ M$ u我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' i; C  N! }  {8 c+ i4 ?; ?
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
( j$ o4 S: J2 f  e& z& C老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 + s( j+ A* d+ e
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 f7 \1 G5 ?. F& [2 j/ u! c% u青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 7 l( Q5 ?8 v3 `2 q- T/ y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 t4 R% Y6 s/ F8 {$ v( V

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