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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
! z/ `* \0 f, b一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。& ^$ v* m1 I! h. q% ~7 j' O9 v* s

2 V9 g% H0 s; U6 z+ ZHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
3 D( |) g, V8 K. l/ u一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 6 v% A1 H6 D2 g; L( d

& i9 q! j4 b7 ^7 P7 L; X* ^* XHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. # M0 _9 B3 w- X9 ]+ H
他四處張望,卻四下無人。0 \. B7 u' ]! o7 p" M. [3 z/ a$ \

0 [/ \( m! a& r4 f) a2 BHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
6 ~6 U' J7 Z* [& ]. B7 j當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 7 }& \$ x+ R3 ?+ ?$ ^+ b4 b

4 @  U+ ?5 W& T2 k, z8 z3 b* |$ I7 zHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 l# B# x$ T  Z9 G5 o: l
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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1 e  V6 c/ g" K/ cThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
0 \) V+ P1 J  B老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」% W3 G, `: q3 v" ]
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 z' s$ g3 _, ]" ~9 I5 V4 [) i. [
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 7 v: W) u2 k: S' L
  
+ b  N7 X- e- j0 IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。3 |8 i. J* C- s% Z

, `; {) V  Y# U! q& \5 FI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'5 M" c7 c  N7 y
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 - B3 ^5 @% |# ~+ u8 o

6 [" u  R" \8 B% L+ E( q! bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 B- e8 R9 d. T3 ]* z0 v- y* H9 P老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 e5 Q. m' v& b* V! y# ?; N' f
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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" W2 P" ~4 d4 C+ `8 X9 t. vHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,   c. q& E* s. A2 v
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! j2 @! w0 t0 A& y
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 j3 O* _, S5 H$ t4 g4 z

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