標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.5 G3 o; s2 E3 B( R( j- O
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 s) S; V2 ^! b4 {( r$ a, m6 p) m/ \ 3 e+ W' f y; H: I2 H2 yHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' , p0 x9 l: v2 y6 H9 n) e! Z一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 6 s, [. J0 |6 T" i # S# E& }6 T. k- O* M+ dHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. - J* m/ W# _( h5 G) I他四處張望，卻四下無人。 : A3 [8 q' j- F, N+ S' G( x% m6 j 7 S. Y. }( M# S' x1 n# J9 P8 rHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' $ r! D% I" C" z+ ?% @+ z當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 ^0 ]1 X+ {& P8 _& u3 v) G
' |( x0 m6 j( i8 X7 iHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. + K( ~( T, Q9 [9 H4 w5 O8 K他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。7 x( g$ d( d0 u9 K5 U) b
& \* s s1 D5 u3 u7 @The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' % E2 e5 ]$ A! N: A/ A; X
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」1 H; ?2 |, L5 g% V; N+ L i4 ]
1 R2 ^. n- z! i& B: gThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ; j. S9 r9 ~& Q. O: y5 p
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 1 G, s- M; Y: S0 ^
n9 R7 T2 }# k4 I! nPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 " X+ `6 \0 ?0 x! o3 }% F* `4 E9 c9 B( h: b6 h, N0 P
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' / K+ A& p. w2 Y$ e7 H我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , ^2 n. T0 d J$ k4 X: j/ R
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. / f3 J8 Q8 W3 N' t [+ ~: w1 {老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 ]) K* p' k- X$ t4 i: p' K( S: |0 ~ C. f: R' x7 V+ |! T0 c1 t% O
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 e* |1 n1 o9 e! P0 E
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 O' ]+ |( B# {+ M/ l5 X7 G" [1 z5 c" |
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ' U" t& ~( M- a& p. H
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ I" c# o7 k6 @) \) n
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 8 W6 n8 E! z2 b3 o& m; c1 K3 n4 E8 g2 s+ G- [9 u0 P1 }9 r0 A, A$ Z9 @