標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: r6 h3 T- ]" \' R
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。* ~3 ~# Q C$ `! j) G5 q" x
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 \; M1 j2 f. _& o
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 8 a* I5 I9 c4 j. }8 E4 a. {2 S , }; H- l4 P, u" RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ |5 Q- z; f, @0 s/ q& ~
他四處張望，卻四下無人。 . |) n7 F* ~. ]# }/ ^, E& \ / G6 O6 l1 l: _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 2 p% }1 }% _+ `$ M當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 4 l# F( T; v! m& H% z* L! |
' \5 A6 @$ a# R/ Q) |# ?/ c# UHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 v/ c S& {9 a+ k8 @- O g, q他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- u9 m+ Q" {4 R% s
* g% M6 U4 ]+ ^7 rThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; p' r0 ^) i4 d) f老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」- J A a" t8 s/ G
* Z9 k0 M; x0 T# ]: Q. f! XThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % f* X- _) @2 M6 Q0 w
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 6 _5 J+ g# g% F7 O/ f8 o& I
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 ! C i* J) p0 A/ `* y : ?$ t5 h( U$ J5 T9 \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' + z& i0 S2 ^+ g2 o我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 4 i7 g3 @! q r" Y 2 S* l# q' ~0 bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. - {) c3 g+ p/ ~/ C% S老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / x! j; W8 |7 c% v3 L1 ~3 \4 n) \
( r: F2 v7 H" o5 }The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' , |) A8 W* ?' @
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 T# ~5 N4 \8 G [; D, E) L) X6 x
% Q* A, C) C8 `+ l, M$ uHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % |5 Q, Y, J1 Z7 h5 i/ H) |2 v( C1 k
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 V* f# k! g b7 a" ^2 z4 U