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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ t2 ^' c/ Z) f
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 }5 T6 t1 x* n& Z0 R: S* |
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! " {; G- ?4 k# b* I1 h" ]  c( O
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
  ?1 i1 V* t8 @" ^) V% @1 f' G, a他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' & N* n1 a6 W7 t, B: Q, e0 r
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 / O/ F- p" |. _" O6 o0 @

- X! l3 R4 X5 ^: `5 @He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% M  |, S- S2 U( C; L7 l! T他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 7 T# S. q! ~4 f8 ~( T- A' L/ }: |
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' o5 Q5 H, J5 e1 {青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 # j( c8 ?4 x/ K* y! x9 f: B+ O0 }1 h8 e
  
; U* P2 [2 p% ZPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, e$ x, |& m: d/ O# B! r9 c& d
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 H: b1 Q( X3 s: x9 _9 b" s0 G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: I; s6 d8 L% k
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( G# b  G& D$ L+ Y  o, X/ \! F3 G# ~
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 c7 ?  ~9 L( l3 _8 }9 D" J9 K# Q
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* `1 C0 r0 M8 s'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; p( P8 t# ~* y( f; A
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 . N2 r) B  @) [" H, ~' G. T

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