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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
: M0 g7 L  z; W8 P- t一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。1 Y1 X) N" O; u( @; \

) L8 F8 r  i" `& PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
! O0 s5 `, G6 W" R) k3 W一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ' J4 d& X$ |+ T& L
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ( W8 ?2 u3 X! ?8 \1 j" J
他四處張望,卻四下無人。7 z# [: p. m  v; h
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* a4 D& t( ]8 O, x2 n' d1 I當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 ^& x9 Y0 T. bHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 E: \/ c; p1 W1 u
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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$ f+ t9 K9 V4 s- m) Z7 O3 IThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
/ G, i& I0 d' f( y% \9 K老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」8 d. y3 r3 i2 P

# g5 G8 a8 G2 R) IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
1 D" N2 y6 O3 }3 Y7 \$ C% p! P0 `青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 / h% m' j8 ]2 f, [% ]( E$ K! J
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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* G- H+ V2 w3 x* k, jI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 ^7 a' ]+ h2 u& }6 M我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 + o8 Z" l; v) S8 V; J) k3 Z- m$ R

7 a8 m4 ^6 o  d: GThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
3 D* c5 P) y# D& a" q. Q* Q老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # Z- P1 g% L4 A3 Y% M5 F* ~
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
) o! b, v+ [: k2 V* y2 H( c. ]青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " b/ w3 f% S2 @
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
, L5 X9 c( p4 s, C' x'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.', I- Z" b# G4 X2 O) R+ _

, w) C5 n/ G8 u5 I$ u* O他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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