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標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

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作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
) ]) Y: e: C0 `1 F8 ~一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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; R" i" r  I! A# I; g$ b; y& mHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 S$ h: o2 ^) G$ f一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
$ @. Z% {% x! A! c0 L他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 ^# ]/ s5 Z. |+ B2 bThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
2 @6 \) ^3 A2 z$ L0 [青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。

1 Z* u3 n" j1 m1 Y3 y6 N* bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

1 m, X3 X9 [8 @: T& n/ D1 CThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

' w9 W5 M6 l; wHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 n3 D8 ?6 O' h/ r4 i  J'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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; o# w! Y  I7 s2 ^9 S. {; b2 r/ k他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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