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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
' W- w7 x, F4 r: S7 s! L" z一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( ^4 W7 d7 r; l" r( K% p7 I
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ( p" `, J' h4 A7 L7 ~. [. r; [
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 g2 V" _  S! o, I( t4 t6 ~他四處張望,卻四下無人。3 N0 c5 A* l6 \/ e- T
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
# p. M/ n: H* ^  a當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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( m- Y5 [7 M, g" z& j* C+ ^He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.   Y. n% l5 L4 r3 _; J& {
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ M1 [* q* Z7 V. ]7 J
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 T1 o1 {4 \5 w9 J老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」8 W  F9 C8 B7 B7 ?2 l4 [* j

( n) C9 H$ C$ YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
* q9 _4 O  ]( |$ k( _) z  M青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 % s  S7 i/ S# {. r; O
  
8 b* I& B) [  \/ Z, I& F& JPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。2 r5 u7 c5 T: U8 X

# D1 N9 g; `9 T) O* aI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'2 \5 d' C. I/ t+ G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , o& E5 ]! h8 x& n; h

9 q6 ^+ t6 v% m( |, d# dThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: h+ H. W* }6 `9 ~3 {8 c
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 7 u! D4 D, V  V4 e" u' r  o: _3 p) P5 r

# ~2 Y( L7 w1 X9 D$ ]The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
8 N1 l  g8 H0 V- r0 K青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 X: V0 P* ?% z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! P4 z) o1 ?0 Z8 ^

; a) q* W  O; X7 u# ~他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 , F5 n: c9 f! P: Z( C) }5 P

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