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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
8 C; ?1 H. [/ v$ |( C, d* a一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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( Q: V9 k1 y' X3 n: o3 ZHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
& T3 I- \% j6 B0 j8 H' m一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
- q2 j; {% K& ^1 q! u  k他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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# Z: ^+ h6 u5 V2 q6 }; GHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
$ T6 W1 g3 |  S# ]" Q+ |! K當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 `2 j1 h0 ^- W1 `, u! j( i, ~He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
- U+ u8 ?( I/ r他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! k* `" T: }( t4 V/ H) A老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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; o6 k; I( a. nThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 7 Y9 C$ }& h/ M) ^
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 % a5 p3 N; U0 D& {
  
6 J9 _9 Q1 ~. j! s+ e4 O) iPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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: f3 I( R9 Z, l* C* |5 m  ~) K: MI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
9 `& W* n/ l+ k  C6 `5 R) D; L我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) M; g5 z. Z; U9 a% `
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! u5 y* f8 n' _
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
# r+ C5 r8 T/ t6 f5 X$ n青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 d( C, ^+ ?/ B- v

0 j6 _' R- F) ~& p$ CHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) n3 d( k+ X# h0 {'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ p; `  h  C! A$ U4 E! f

- D, j9 \0 K* \, D' @他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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