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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
' \+ F: x3 |7 h$ e1 H4 V4 h一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. O& b+ H9 j6 N5 p& H一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
$ H8 n7 x/ o. F% d. {他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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# r/ c! E0 w8 |7 AHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* q) P" ?2 X  f. l3 U4 o% ^  }" {當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 H( V, y) ^  W3 v8 C$ S( Z5 XHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 m; y- O, ~! M; O4 ^1 W+ u
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
0 X/ x; m  G% a" {1 K老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
% _0 J0 t3 u5 u4 V( t, o- P% T. p青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 3 q2 M1 _. W0 R2 q" D4 @! b
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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1 u' v3 _3 K' Z. s) }I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
: `$ [3 O+ d# q6 I1 T' I我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 8 [. r" J( T  W$ u( }/ V" A

! Y$ l8 A; T* [' T+ w& wThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 t+ M: j! {0 E& ~老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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. H" D( @+ j; r4 E9 iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& m- ?% ~7 l9 _! [. N! I; F. W  {青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " l. h0 `& P& d; U* \

7 z( Q" l, N7 o" f1 THe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 @- h1 t4 j4 Q1 s* M'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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3 {6 q2 K8 p; M; D他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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