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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 q( E9 T" J' t" t- {0 E
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' & K9 W$ {" K6 s) F
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! : I) g; p" F; N. p3 [6 O. b. X

$ S; e) X; i8 u% P- o$ GHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. - j4 Y0 s& _3 z) B3 L- y
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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9 c( W+ j/ y0 N8 Y1 zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ( _0 y6 T# K  H; ~. W
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ; B6 T: Y2 M, u, M9 L4 W# t  n
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% e- ~2 G: m: k, q! k# E8 W他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / k2 t5 F* M9 ^4 y3 J, L6 r
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」8 Z: P; H& N1 U: y: {/ c, W
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 6 u2 e+ B9 V9 j. m5 N, T/ U
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。+ e- k3 W+ w, \0 U0 I7 ~2 Q& r

( f* k0 ~/ U# P  ^8 E! JI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'( S# t" W* U* v
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ' b# ]+ p, B, {3 A; G
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
% {6 I! l6 N, ~  P老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
: }9 i1 |9 E  H$ u4 b'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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+ c: M+ I9 N' N; u% r; e他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 % W, \( n9 B7 K) K3 E5 \) b( f
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