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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* ^! P/ p+ ~( l( A. T8 b2 L4 J( }
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ g4 ^* ^4 h' V/ N: H) z& \# l. K. o

- w! f1 J; b" fHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 E& F# c7 _2 g( C, V
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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8 O' @4 J: [0 yHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) k) ?) t( w8 r6 g他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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% y% L9 \9 M6 \2 |He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'   i3 \& L! A. Q. n
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 7 j# l1 j5 L2 C3 {7 f! N
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / {4 W4 g' o: z1 E% p2 z
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; T+ Q8 ?) @- n, }; U& d

: W% O7 g" M8 Z: [4 ZThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 0 C5 ?  L" n' @& \6 E9 E( ^
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」0 G. u( ^' ~  V9 d; O; ~6 l

. }& ^- B" y' v8 |The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. u' C/ c2 X6 D4 w/ H: v6 S8 l青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 , a4 b3 Q$ e" W  U3 b9 ~, ]
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: r$ O  [; w3 a$ n. |9 F
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
" e; l. V  j9 l# N: P0 U- }我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
% ]' I5 D- o7 k# v老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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  a& t2 g( ]" I2 RThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 4 N  t+ q3 f! H% Y" f
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 : ^) y$ O3 `: u8 }9 u# K7 e& A9 e% o
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 9 r: H* ?1 G* d: ]! Q  @) P8 F
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'% ^8 E/ p# N+ p( `- @2 f
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 8 ^! j1 x& L5 Q# |# I) L
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