標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! B8 S s' g5 Z4 e: I# U3 ^ f$ j
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; z( L' @8 m2 e: \ ^5 |* x
/ W/ {( ^, I4 {3 s# u# HHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / R0 f, |% r, h# ?. q- a8 e一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! + _4 j, ?$ @. A' d# _$ M2 t# m
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 e7 u* E. Z. M: l$ I他四處張望,卻四下無人。 * m; K. H+ H. x/ G 0 `& W% y( Q" I* KHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' . O: @8 t: m8 a8 v* I+ A; {當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 / i* a. k: E& ^6 d1 |
+ }; Y2 f1 H: WHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 ?) E; S- t% \5 f他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。% D) }) b# y8 Q% I7 W+ y# \" {
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . k9 K1 q7 d2 H2 I
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」 }6 L0 U& K9 u6 l4 ~ 1 u c' h* ]& YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' / q9 }! ~; t: m2 F; z* s
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 $ k- Y% a0 B! I; k % _0 w6 e6 q1 ^: b# H; rPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 i3 C, p0 f9 x# O
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' - T2 Z" F: C( q6 }. S: B我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 + I$ D: ~$ \. {! m: W9 k5 E4 ]7 V4 [! _3 M+ E- m
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. * e: n9 ^% } b! h老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( L: n6 M7 ?5 h/ i& m- v8 J4 a1 e* `$ z& ]( P
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 J5 L9 Y6 w* `6 C( C1 g" T
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 U, Z3 i- j6 ]5 F" p) O' V( }; ]9 A9 s: ]( R# L
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 u4 r, b9 |9 Y% k/ u'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' / x7 b5 ^* d D& A/ F3 S- r 5 c% C7 k) k! O8 Y: T2 h他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 0 W5 V1 D$ @2 {. _