標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.3 W% Q o% H1 ~" |
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 6 ^4 D# T" Y* h9 }8 u) H% n v% v * F u( R. Q8 `* H8 n8 `; gHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 N: l& J6 q" d" h5 z# \0 k( u一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! : o; M" Q4 o# i1 P: c$ c ! L4 f+ Y0 C( C. Q6 _: a0 rHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 5 x3 f% j9 R3 |$ R% Q- Z) h: p: \他四處張望，卻四下無人。4 } S* r% v. m
8 L$ j4 N' p- @He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 8 Y" r4 F6 P' I5 g% e當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( d: N( B+ l4 n; ], E# D c5 ?! c. z0 N' Z" _3 m
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ W7 k Q: u6 n9 o2 Z/ |! F+ F4 n I+ x( H: D
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。8 y( c8 A. F) t7 p2 y& _
; r6 S( n m3 F" B; B/ ~The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 7 }3 i- I8 v5 W老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 o3 Q% p; B5 c/ g9 @! ^
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 1 _' O7 B1 s+ _+ t, D1 T青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) G5 X# A' C$ J6 ^0 B* {: }
" g1 P' O* U& \, K" KPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! \$ b1 f4 R1 K M- o' P9 l
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. a4 q+ c8 _2 p- |: x2 F% Y" ~# \. ^+ D
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) p( d4 d2 [( V# {2 a, q
& Y% q, N8 N0 }2 L+ e3 BThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. + }3 `5 w. i, [9 A& I" e老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 P& D) ?) P, q$ r' {/ j
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 j, W$ i( I2 o. J) g2 `青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ' g: q5 n* M6 n d3 z - r# h2 f9 \1 V6 T. A4 x; h. @He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, : B, V* v5 p1 {- ?- y- y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' Z/ ^4 W4 w! \& r( C" c) m& W- b4 C! G8 [
他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' r5 X$ Q2 c: q! v G- V; A9 p. D5 C) Z
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