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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
$ v6 ]$ `9 T2 N- ]( i一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。7 {& `0 j  Z3 I# P# \7 n: n* J- |

  O# p+ d1 S/ `8 H9 P* EHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' $ ~8 a% @8 `3 x$ {
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 W0 }, K' |0 W: X6 W: B9 D/ N
他四處張望,卻四下無人。* s! y' Y, q* m: o0 V6 V, [9 [
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / t7 h- {7 D$ c1 D1 q5 s( }7 s
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 O4 \; M) \! B1 \& v他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。  L( }" N6 \! j, R' y" H

1 k" s8 R+ s& s( }The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
7 I; h" W" Z# v7 r/ A老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」; R1 \8 E/ x8 d! a/ v4 l* v6 R

* R8 q3 V  z3 BThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
2 M, E4 T8 ?$ s- a: Q青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 6 a% H0 x0 \9 y' Z7 ~. e
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, I1 z1 y9 x5 q( z7 m: e, F
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'  t( `# p, @9 s6 j
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 / L3 K7 w$ h" \2 P/ Q& ]
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& L. G) G% n* Q2 |
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # W# K: {1 Y5 ]: ^4 `
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 6 ~5 b1 R& j6 e! ]: B4 u: H

  ]3 _  v& r5 ^2 Q+ Z! lHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, : Z, Y9 I0 z# i9 d
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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" q0 Q  R  N) a- e. u2 w他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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