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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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! A- T+ X% u) T8 M  R5 E! dHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' $ N# Z/ V+ t4 u
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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. G  G( y$ K% [8 X5 RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: ~( g) n2 \/ V% E1 |8 M: T+ m他四處張望,卻四下無人。7 f& T9 q: O6 s  R9 ^
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
6 H& O1 U9 w; a# n8 F4 y" r當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 0 k; W7 r& j  F, `+ u; Z
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# ]6 N8 H7 a5 g  f1 W他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。9 a/ S1 B  L( I2 H
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
7 n+ \$ h  c9 `- E4 p6 e9 S8 @青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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7 R3 x' e7 U* t# l4 y! XPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
( P1 u, {! Q7 f9 Q% q我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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+ F& `" u- C3 b  i8 b8 ]The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.0 I- t2 b+ O: O8 M
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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$ h+ j+ P! Y" Y$ K; e. {3 {The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! x& r4 c; X4 f3 s* ]  _' Q/ a青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % |. [- t# Q1 G. _5 Z+ g" k* E
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 `% }, Q( t3 j* F7 R; z) X* l0 |'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ( Z% L. d8 `/ X/ _0 j+ }
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