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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
' J% L; F0 o5 {' w7 k# h+ j一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。) N4 C5 _! |) g9 b0 {: \' D4 }# N3 C

/ A9 A5 k+ d/ ~! D9 eHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
- Q: ], u+ u- @. ~一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! ; E& S' n" n# G( [" }

7 v" E, ?7 u' iHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
' p/ G' o; n; G" `' A: V他四處張望,卻四下無人。  ]6 a! ?& [5 U) A. C/ x

( F" Z6 I# }; h2 E. ]9 }7 OHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : i, j( x  a. ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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& N2 [  h* Y( s' G3 [% ~- _5 b4 WHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 6 l: o- }. K! V4 u2 _
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 8 O# o& r9 ^/ z. N7 ?5 ]  ?
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ D' v) g' M* O# c8 b
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; P, {+ J# j5 r+ H/ l青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 , J1 W1 d- ~# ^$ F3 O
  
2 A! a7 _" d  s! dPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
7 X& f% w0 `8 A我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 $ i$ O0 ]# Q4 [4 |; b1 d
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. u! K# \9 F8 S& i5 }老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 n6 {  J) ^' j; O+ ^

. N& E/ D! m2 X" }; G( RThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 9 z7 z5 `7 d' k( X) H
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / J) V: D1 w2 S+ [% q& r0 R
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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3 H$ a3 e; S0 C5 D& H他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 - Z: A: a0 I0 v/ j  @

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