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標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧 [列印本頁]

作者: 輕一笑    時間: 2011-1-17 09:43
標題: 清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧
A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.1 `6 m* L+ p" D- U/ j1 g  Q; F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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2 k! ~3 L+ B1 D: p; o7 ]5 PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' $ d! }, R( O4 x6 {8 T$ h
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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# X3 ?6 B8 \4 A+ g0 \" L2 R# D& @He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 7 F) G  }. V: ~( |2 f
他四處張望,卻四下無人。6 Y% g+ D* X1 J0 t1 M0 P4 q* Q8 `

# T. K& [  N* I+ d4 ~  ^3 a7 yHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( g; p  ]5 b3 Q* {0 X# P當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 / t) ^# F. B* a* M- F- D( }; _  d
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ' ]2 a; S! {5 S: e) S
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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  h4 W8 {0 l2 h$ j$ I+ b3 N2 ~* p! tThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 R2 h, f2 ~9 x! c& x5 Y. ?0 T: ^老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」$ d8 g% X2 S2 s
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; a6 S4 V0 U9 l% K4 ]4 N+ E- r5 N青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 5 L2 H+ M0 D: p- S" O* N! s
  
1 p8 N' _% ]" A0 p. i; K2 d/ `Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; B- [7 S+ N2 c

) U% W& q& n' X) r3 f' i! C0 S0 bI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ N9 }5 j  D8 w% n* R我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ o( g( O' }4 X$ S' i/ ?老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! Q- V, I; o' N  i2 ?& S青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! j* C4 }* f$ H* |% ]$ W'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'2 e, s9 y0 T  `9 N0 p* E* f

8 ]3 z, a( B7 o8 f6 \$ T/ V1 Z/ \5 v8 K他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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