標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 [列印本頁] 作者: 輕一笑 時間: 2011-1-17 09:43 標題: 清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧 A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: S: @5 R' W( \
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 V0 x4 P$ \4 T' E$ G# k& r' {, U; g) z4 s0 E
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' # ?6 X) C u7 A
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 4 g' y3 E( {8 i , p4 i# d4 c' Z' RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 d# I4 n: S* E他四處張望，卻四下無人。( {; M( N/ O! `. `. e
" {; Q2 g. s& q( `, q( kHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : E& A% m0 B. e$ p" |& ~ m9 n當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ) ~# M% D8 A5 V' c3 y8 _* E" v$ T
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. + P3 F, @( g! a, ^; b他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 9 b7 h! t# h/ b7 {' p: ~# c# S1 e- n& N/ U) F- _
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; v* b8 e+ i8 [4 Q老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」9 b \# Z- m/ n" }2 y
$ x( \' B' S$ R7 P8 TThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % h6 D; _- W+ Z: q8 ?
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 , t' Z' h# U4 q* k
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 * L' e0 e* s$ J8 J6 Z% [' L/ N+ K% _" ~) g
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 [9 x- O2 B/ ]4 o1 \- G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 : R P4 f S) H* O }
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.3 u# \7 y: T" G- O" ~
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( x# {8 O/ g0 \ U! _- w) s& ^8 H9 _9 I' z& X# M7 i
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 V* P& |2 e, l8 k4 J0 Z
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + f/ k; N' {* x( I$ Y2 u9 d" [4 \
: U/ [" @3 C) a& @0 W+ W' k! mHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, " k8 P2 y' j! W+ g! s% A
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' ! g' Y7 @! R7 _! L, s, P6 d% {* M, O0 M+ N3 \! c" e& C' c
他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ^* B H( O: o- ~1 P4 U