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6 j3 P; E2 a7 f# O( [" {作者: LindenatKB 時間: 2010-11-24 18:40
『 Marriage Humor ... 婚姻幽默』 1 e2 \0 a' B: h3 } B, E ?: ] C0 Z9 D
Wife: What are you doing? 7 a) S8 [4 G# x& |) ^妻:你在作什麼啊? 2 P. w5 Z0 U8 _0 }' bHusband : Nothing. : R2 Z; l& w4 Y# q夫:沒作什麼。 4 O( O' A% V' ]& G+ u( b1 @& M1 G
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. % @8 o! r, l& K0 R- n' L5 X妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。 5 M! V) r4 S! Z& R& }. _Husband : I was looking for the expiry date. * [. j% m9 m2 g/ X2 R2 l! A/ @
夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 0 F9 n% z0 U, x |! O2 M: R, N1 X0 O: \. b# ~
Wife : Do you want dinner? 8 K' E' S7 l5 i妻: 要吃晚餐嗎? / F) y' U) R5 `# i
Husband : Sure! What are my choices? 4 B1 _+ u* n; v* B7 _& u3 B
夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎? 0 ]# b7 M/ b6 G+ @
Wife : Yes or no. - _* W& M6 v: v5 o" ]5 z6 S妻:要或不要。 Y( p% G' N7 I4 y
- o( b+ V- {5 OWife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why? 5 O; ^1 a- j9 e. F5 {( k3 ~# D
妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡? ' I/ S/ p3 |( I+ L3 D& _
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 8 Z+ R: L" C0 v" I& e
夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 y, E* Y, c# L& e% I
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you! 4 C5 U! L- [3 A3 f! i. B, `
妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊! ) A1 O! y2 L5 u% F/ n
Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one? ) _5 [* Q: |6 T& V: F% b
夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢? ) L {' S# k* v; [* g* H) W( P: Q
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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? : c2 u$ _9 l2 r, c" j" c9 U. c
妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體? % b, P" |, ^- v
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor. & V7 |% v8 J- w. ?+ O: ?: ]8 c他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。, l( p( v, e/ g# [! t7 s6 u; c 作者: 晶晶 時間: 2010-11-24 19:57
很有料又很幽默的文章’s 5 D; ^1 }& g3 \% S: A作者: 慧秀 時間: 2010-11-24 20:00
LindenatKB 發表於 2010-11-24 18:40 ) w; {! S3 _% F& A$ J( Y『 Marriage Humor ... 婚姻幽默』 " Y$ s( \3 `9 Q [- w5 v9 o; \/ [+ ^7 t1 F0 R/ {1 `
Wife: What are you doing?